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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
massed crossbows + horse archers would rekt heavy infantry fite me irl

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Phobophilia posted:

massed crossbows + horse archers would rekt heavy infantry fite me irl

horse archers are like cheating on flat ground but useless elsewhere

which is a fact that shaped a lot of ancient borders

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
For how long had aristocrats usually served in the military before getting promoted to an officer's rank in a legion (ie. higher than a Centurio)? Were they just green politicians? Could equites rise to a Legate's rank? Did senatorial rank Romans only serve as Legates?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Hogge Wild posted:

For how long had aristocrats usually served in the military before getting promoted to an officer's rank in a legion (ie. higher than a Centurio)? Were they just green politicians? Could equites rise to a Legate's rank? Did senatorial rank Romans only serve as Legates?

if you were on the cursus honorum or its informal precursor you started as a staff officer, either directly under a legate as a tribune or below the tribunes, or else were in the cavalry. staff officers act as cavalry sometimes too.

they were green while young of course and some senatorial romans slacked on their military discipline, but as a rule the path to real power and acclaim as a politician was in the military, not the forum, so they generally took it seriously enough if they were ambitious.

legate was a political rank so generally barred to equites, but class barriers were never a hard and fast thing in rome

this is all in the republic though, the link between class and military service was increasingly irrelevant throughout the empire

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Apr 19, 2017

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


I tried that very recently actually, it tasted like a standard white wine apart from the additional taste of resin, at least to my limited

Pontius Pilate posted:

There are some secluded areas in Europe that avoided the phylloxera blight and so still have native vines. Again, not exact, but the bottle I had was different though not cheap.

That's very interesting, it would be fun one of those once. I'm guessing they were drunk neat and not with water though right? One thing that makes me wonder, and I guess we don't really know exactly, is why they considered it necessary to dilute their wine. Modern wines aren't very nice diluted with water, so they ought to be pretty different from ancient wines.

I attended an informal lecture on ancient wines, and that aspect of it was touched upon but apparently we can only speculate why. Maybe their wine was much stronger than ours? But then how did they achieve that?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Grevling posted:

I tried that very recently actually, it tasted like a standard white wine apart from the additional taste of resin, at least to my limited


That's very interesting, it would be fun one of those once. I'm guessing they were drunk neat and not with water though right? One thing that makes me wonder, and I guess we don't really know exactly, is why they considered it necessary to dilute their wine. Modern wines aren't very nice diluted with water, so they ought to be pretty different from ancient wines.

I attended an informal lecture on ancient wines, and that aspect of it was touched upon but apparently we can only speculate why. Maybe their wine was much stronger than ours? But then how did they achieve that?

Wine can't be stronger than 15%, because the yeast, which transforms the sugars into alcohol dies off at that percentage and the whole process stops. Distillation is the way to produce anything above that.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The wine thing is a constant bone of contention because we don't know. The main theories I see advanced:

A) We don't actually know when distillation was invented and they were making fortified wines or some kind of liquor and didn't have a distinct word.
B) They had some different, now extinct/unknown, type of yeast that could survive higher alcohol levels.
C) There was an expectation to be able to drink all night, but being poo poo ripped was uncouth, barbaric behavior so they watered it down to last longer (I suspect this is the most likely)
D) There were other drugs added to the wine--opium is one possibility that they had access to.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Grevling posted:

I attended an informal lecture on ancient wines, and that aspect of it was touched upon but apparently we can only speculate why. Maybe their wine was much stronger than ours? But then how did they achieve that?

What, a symposium?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Grand Fromage posted:

The wine thing is a constant bone of contention because we don't know. The main theories I see advanced:

A) We don't actually know when distillation was invented and they were making fortified wines or some kind of liquor and didn't have a distinct word.
B) They had some different, now extinct/unknown, type of yeast that could survive higher alcohol levels.
C) There was an expectation to be able to drink all night, but being poo poo ripped was uncouth, barbaric behavior so they watered it down to last longer (I suspect this is the most likely)
D) There were other drugs added to the wine--opium is one possibility that they had access to.

E) They were cheapskates. :colbert:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Hamlet442 posted:

Back to food. The idea of making some Roman foods sounds pretty interesting. Does anybody have any cookbooks that are authentic? Some quick Googling is giving me lots of Italian recipes or only delicacies like dormice and bird tongues.

The reason we have recipes for dormice and bird tongues and not "regular" stuff is because they're delicacies/complicated to make. You wouldn't write down a sandwich recipe, would you? I assume you just know that you put some meat, cheese, lettuce, etc between bread. There's no reason to write it down because basically everyone in the world knows how to make a sandwich or something like it. I realize that there's probably a recipe for everything, even sandwiches, on the internet now, but I think the example still gets the point across.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Jamwad Hilder posted:

The reason we have recipes for dormice and bird tongues and not "regular" stuff is because they're delicacies/complicated to make. You wouldn't write down a sandwich recipe, would you? I assume you just know that you put some meat, cheese, lettuce, etc between bread. There's no reason to write it down because basically everyone in the world knows how to make a sandwich or something like it. I realize that there's probably a recipe for everything, even sandwiches, on the internet now, but I think the example still gets the point across.

My favourite implication of the assumption that these were common dishes is the gigantic heaps of discarded, tongueless larks.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
how many birds do you have to kill to get enough tongues for a meal, anyway

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Lots. They sell bags of duck tongues here in China though so if you're killing the birds anyway I guess it's not a big deal?

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It probably started out as an efficient "don't waste any edible part of the bird" thing.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Grand Fromage posted:

C) There was an expectation to be able to drink all night, but being poo poo ripped was uncouth, barbaric behavior so they watered it down to last longer (I suspect this is the most likely)

Yeah, most likely this one. Pliny the Elder mentions that the best loved type of wine was new wine (from the first pressing and likely not fermented too much yet) since you could enjoy more of it without getting totally wasted. There was also the ancient role of the arbiter bibendi whose job it was to dilute the wine correctly at parties, with the goal being to make sure Suetonius over there has a good time without getting too drunk, puking all over everyone and passing out.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Jamwad Hilder posted:

The reason we have recipes for dormice and bird tongues and not "regular" stuff is because they're delicacies/complicated to make. You wouldn't write down a sandwich recipe, would you? I assume you just know that you put some meat, cheese, lettuce, etc between bread. There's no reason to write it down because basically everyone in the world knows how to make a sandwich or something like it. I realize that there's probably a recipe for everything, even sandwiches, on the internet now, but I think the example still gets the point across.

This is kind of a problem with a lot of pre-printing-press stuff isn't it? When paper is valuable you don't write common knowledge down, and obviously no one is chiseling sandwich recipes into stone or anything. So for example we have techniques for fancy dueling techniques but can mostly only guess at what two blocks of men-at-arms would fight like.

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

JaucheCharly posted:

Wine can't be stronger than 15%, because the yeast, which transforms the sugars into alcohol dies off at that percentage and the whole process stops. Distillation is the way to produce anything above that.

Depending on the yeast variety and nutrient levels, you can get a lot stronger than that. Traditional sake is fermented to about 20%, then diluted down. Modern hobby brewers, using specialist yeast strains, have got into the high 20s (though apparently these brews tend to have a lot of fusel oils and would give you a splitting headache to drink in quantity).

Falernian wine could be burned, according to Pliny, which suggests it at least sometimes got to over 20% alcohol.

One thing to bear in mind is that if your using the same unwashed amphora to brew wine again and again, your going to get some very divergent colonies between producers, and even between fermenting vessels, some of which could have particular adaptations to higher alcohol production. You might also develop symbiotic bacteria, as are used in rice wine and kombucha brewing, further complicating matters.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

CommonShore posted:

There was some belief that tomatoes were poisonous because of their similarity to deadly nightshade, but iirc it wasn't a general or widespread belief.

Uh no, they were believed to be poisonous because they are nightshade-plants. Nightshades got their name because they bloom during the night. It's just that the tomatoe plant is an odd nightshade where you can eat the fruit without trouble.

(At this point I could suggest trying to eat leaves and flowers from a tomatoe plant as a proof, but I'm not. Please don't, just look nightshades up on wikipedia instead.)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Perhaps they watered it down because while it got you drunk (the goal) it also tasted terrible and vinegary.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

LingcodKilla posted:

Perhaps they watered it down because while it got you drunk (the goal) it also tasted terrible and vinegary.

Some probably did, like the third-pressing poo poo Cato recommends buying for your slaves. But the goal of drinking wine for rich Romans was because they liked drinking it, not only because they wanted to get shitfaced. Wine was important to (rich) Romans, they wrote a lot about how to make it and how to make it well. They spent a lot of time, money and effort on enjoying it.

Alvarez IV
Aug 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
How come every nerd on the internet, when asked what they would invent if transported back in time to Ancient Rome, goes with some military or scientific technology that would either require New World items, or get them looked at as fools for trying to satisfy needs that weren't there? Everyone always says gunpowder or trans-Atlantic seafaring or boring obvious poo poo like that. I'd invent chess, I feel like the Romans would like chess. Even if I'd probably fail to get any money out of it.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
The train seems like a good bet to me tbh. Eat poo poo German barbarians, the legions from the Persian border are only a day away.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

cheetah7071 posted:

The train seems like a good bet to me tbh. Eat poo poo German barbarians, the legions from the Persian border are only a day away.

And you're powering it with what? Practical steam engine based rail needs very high quality steel compared to what the Romans generally knew how to make after all - because otherwise your steam engine is just going to blow itself to bits and kill anyone standing near it when it goes.

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Alvarez IV posted:

How come every nerd on the internet, when asked what they would invent if transported back in time to Ancient Rome, goes with some military or scientific technology that would either require New World items, or get them looked at as fools for trying to satisfy needs that weren't there? Everyone always says gunpowder or trans-Atlantic seafaring or boring obvious poo poo like that. I'd invent chess, I feel like the Romans would like chess. Even if I'd probably fail to get any money out of it.

what about a number system that isn't total rear end

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

fishmech posted:

And you're powering it with what? Practical steam engine based rail needs very high quality steel compared to what the Romans generally knew how to make after all - because otherwise your steam engine is just going to blow itself to bits and kill anyone standing near it when it goes.

I may not actually know very much about trains

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I'd invent box wine

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

fishmech posted:

And you're powering it with what? Practical steam engine based rail needs very high quality steel compared to what the Romans generally knew how to make after all - because otherwise your steam engine is just going to blow itself to bits and kill anyone standing near it when it goes.

human sacrifice!

Seriously what I would maybe try to do is a printing press, the Roman world might not have advanced enough metallurgy to do to the movable type metal press, but I bet you could successfully have wood block printing, which while not perfect would be a big step forward? I guess another thing would be how to improve steel production so you can build all your fancy steam engines, guns, tanks etc.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
If I was to be stuck in ancient [insert favorite civilization here] the first thing I'd teach them is about vaccination and the principle behind it. Odds are that you'll catch something and die from it in the first few weeks, so vaccinating yourself would be very important.

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
Bessemer process?

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Anyone not saying distillation is a person who hasn't drank enough.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Vaccination, bottling food, nitration, population explosion, mass death, now I don't have to be born. Best invention.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
My understanding is that a basic smallpox vaccine is pretty braindead simple--just take the crushed up remains of an infected person's pocks, let them sit for a bit to be sure the viruses are dead, then snort them. This has a much higher fatality rate than modern vaccines, but is still much much better than actually catching smallpox.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Real answer: die in a gutter because you can't speak any language on Earth.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Bicycles? The legions will ride to the battlefield in a clatter of bells and cries of "Ciao!"

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Rockopolis posted:

Bicycles? The legions will ride to the battlefield in a clatter of bells and cries of "Ciao!"

Rubber wheels require a new world plant

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

cheetah7071 posted:

My understanding is that a basic smallpox vaccine is pretty braindead simple--just take the crushed up remains of an infected person's pocks, let them sit for a bit to be sure the viruses are dead, then snort them. This has a much higher fatality rate than modern vaccines, but is still much much better than actually catching smallpox.

That's the stupid way to do it, getting a live sample of cowpox and introducing it to an open wound is safer and easier.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

fishmech posted:

And you're powering it with what? Practical steam engine based rail needs very high quality steel compared to what the Romans generally knew how to make after all - because otherwise your steam engine is just going to blow itself to bits and kill anyone standing near it when it goes.

High quality steel for the engine, large quantities of something worth a drat for the tracks, mines for coal and all the infrastructure that implies, etc. etc.

Almost any industrial product is built on a foundation made of many other products and ideas. It's entirely possible for there to be multiple ways for something to come about, but it's exceedingly unlikely to be able to go back centuries from when a society developed something and not have a whole bunch of prerequisites for being able to make something and for needing that something be missing.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Just to be clear, in this scenario where I'm a time traveler and can invent any technology I want, the limitation is that the resources for it have to be naturally available in the setting I'm time traveling to? This isn't as fun as it could be

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Arglebargle III posted:

That's the stupid way to do it, getting a live sample of cowpox and introducing it to an open wound is safer and easier.
You can invent the first anti-vaxxer!

"Vaccinations cause barbarianism. My cousin was vaccinated and now he wears pants."

Lord Hydronium fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Apr 19, 2017

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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Just to be clear, in this scenario where I'm a time traveler and can invent any technology I want, the limitation is that the resources for it have to be naturally available in the setting I'm time traveling to? This isn't as fun as it could be

It becomes an interesting angle to approach the various interlocking things that make societies work from, though.

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