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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ah, I had a brief moment where my contempt for the Patriots fell slightly below critical mass because they served as a vehicle to humiliate Trump, but alas

https://twitter.com/patriots/status/854858415012806656

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:13

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# ? May 11, 2024 19:00

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

I also hate Gronk tbh

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

And the cries of FAKE NEWS & MAGA echoed from sea to shining sea

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:24

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Spoeank posted:

I'm sure this keeps gronk up at night tbh

Nope that's testosterone.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:28

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

fsif posted:

Ah, I had a brief moment where my contempt for the Patriots fell slightly below critical mass because they served as a vehicle to humiliate Trump, but alas

https://twitter.com/patriots/status/854858415012806656

Around 20 players didn't go.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:47

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/854869946945470465

somebody's shook

# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:52

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha the Pats trying so hard here.

gently caress them.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:08

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Gronk is an accessory to evil. His wicked deeds will outlive him and cause further misery for the human race.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:10

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/854869946945470465

somebody's shook

hahaha

50/53 in 2015, 34/53 in 2017 and they try to pull a figure from over a decade ago

also I'm the artful cropping of the photos

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:21

Iodised QQ: Jul 23, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/854869946945470465

somebody's shook

I was completely indifferent to the new England Patriots before today

But after this, dare I say, I now believe that they are in fact very bad dudes

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:24

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I've never hated the Pats based on the fact that they are successful, good looking and sustain both.

However the Trump poo poo pushed me into the abyss. 18-1

edit: beaten by seconds

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:25

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

https://twitter.com/StanleyStone05/status/854877916588634113

I'M NOT RACIST I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:28

Lugnut Seatcushion: May 4, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

hahaha

50/53 in 2015, 34/53 in 2017 and they try to pull a figure from over a decade ago

also I'm the artful cropping of the photos

The point is that guys who went 2 years ago might feel like they've"been there done that"

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Iodised QQ posted:

I was completely indifferent to the new England Patriots before today

But after this, dare I say, I now believe that they are in fact very bad dudes

would you classify them as bad hombres

# ? Apr 20, 2017 04:02

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

From what I understand the submarines are already like that

I heard it was all the spouces left on the mainland that were humping it up with the crew who rotated off

Eli Wiggum posted:

https://twitter.com/StanleyStone05/status/854877916588634113

I'M NOT RACIST I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE

Can't be racist I was nice to a black once! Good people unlike those filthy towel heads!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 04:19

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

mcmagic posted:

I don't find it endearing.

This is a Gronk endorsement if anything

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/854869946945470465

somebody's shook

Gronk rules, the Patriots... not so much

It's funny that they boycotted both Trump and Bush though

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Apr 20, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:24

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

It should also be noted that Trump's hand is larger than his face, and I can only hope that Gronk pointed that out, and that he was not in fact shot dead when the inevitable happened.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:28

Craig K: Nov 10, 2016; puck

Spoeank posted:

I'm sure this keeps gronk up at night tbh

no i think that's the liquor and hot women

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:30

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gronk skittered away to the Lincoln Bedroom and jumped on the bed while rock & roll music played on a JVC Kaboom Box nearby.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:30

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

If Gronk played for literally any other team everyone would love him

But alas

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:32

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Intruder posted:

If Gronk played for literally any other team everyone would love him

But alas

I hate the Patriots but I am a fan of Gronk and Vince Wilfork.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:30

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Keith Atherton posted:

I hate the Patriots but I am a fan of Gronk and Vince Wilfork.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 10:14

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Keith Atherton posted:

I hate the Patriots but I am a fan of Gronk and Vince Wilfork.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 11:01

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

fsif posted:

Ah, I had a brief moment where my contempt for the Patriots fell slightly below critical mass because they served as a vehicle to humiliate Trump, but alas

https://twitter.com/patriots/status/854858415012806656

nice of bob kraft to take trump's balls out of his mouth long enough to demand an official response to this photo

also tom Brady and belichick cheated and all of their "success" is fraudulent and they shouldn't be allowed in the HoF

# ? Apr 20, 2017 11:40

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Chilichimp posted:

Around 20 players didn't go.

Oh I know, and good on those players (except Tom Brady, obvi), but I was referring to the org working overtime to do PR for Trump.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:12

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Keith Atherton posted:

I love the Patriots and I am a fan of Gronk and Vince Wilfork.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:29

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

fsif posted:

Oh I know, and good on those players (except Tom Brady, obvi), but I was referring to the org working overtime to do PR for Trump.

Yeah, I've seen them continue trying to explain it away and I now agree it's some bullshit.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:47

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.