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bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

I.C. posted:

There was one that was a utopian community, and the directions of how to get there said, "Don't travel by night." And then while you are there, if you want to leave, they said if you are a lady, you probably shouldn't unless you know where you are going.

So my sister was in Delhi and she travelled alone in the city.

If you're a woman, don't travel at night.
More and more of them are but only in nicer (richer) areas.

Let's say you have a personal driver and are going from your house to the mall, wear whatever you want and leave whenever you want. Literally a tank top and shorts are fine if you're in a fancy area and might actually get you better service.

Those fancy malls literally turn people away if they look poor. This is a huge HUGE generalization but people are move to Delhi from villages usually aren't educated and will have spent time around very traditional women. So showing a small amount of extra skin can set them off. Rich guys can also be creepy but more in the same way guys can be creepy in Canada.

Feminism in currently in vogue amongst the educated youth which is why the educated men aren't creepy.

EDIT: They also just use VPNs and watch normal porn instead of this Facebook poo poo.

So if you're going house-->market, wear traditional clothing and leave before sundown ESPECIALLY if you're travelling alone.

One of the reasons that bus rape case was huge was because the lady was travelling with a male companion and was wearing traditional clothes. So all victim blaming arguments went out the window and people felt even more unsafe.

Delhi currently is very strange. They have hipster tea shops and fancy bars where rich people spend their money. But if you step outside the store theres a lady with acid attack scars begging for money.

So basically India is very weird and it depends on where you're going/how you're planning on reaching there. If you're travelling by bus, pick an expensive one. If you're travelling by train, pick the most expensive ticket.

If you are a lady travel with a friend. Don't travel alone. Travelling at night is okay, but if the brochure says not to then it means that they have bandits in the area that will trick you or force you into stopping your car.

My sister was lucky because she can speak Hindi and knows how to threaten men with violence. Be VERY aware of your personal space and start screaming the second anyone does anything.

Tl;dr the brochure is right.

bubblebee fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Apr 20, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:12

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# ? May 12, 2024 18:02

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

bubblebee posted:

So my sister was in Delhi and she travelled alone in the city.

If you're a woman, don't travel at night.
More and more of them are but only in nicer (richer) areas.

Let's say you have a personal driver and are going from your house to the mall, wear whatever you want and leave whenever you want. Literally a tank top and shorts are fine if you're in a fancy area and might actually get you better service.

Those fancy malls literally turn people away if they look poor. This is a huge HUGE generalization but people are move to Delhi from villages usually aren't educated and will have spent time around very traditional women. So showing a small amount of extra skin can set them off. Rich guys can also be creepy but more in the same way guys can be creepy in Canada. That said feminism in currently in vogue amongst the educated youth.

So if you're going house-->market, wear traditional clothing and leave before sundown ESPECIALLY if you're travelling alone.

One of the reasons that bus rape case was huge was because the lady was travelling with a male companion and was wearing traditional clothes. So all victim blaming arguments went out the window and people felt even more unsafe.

Delhi currently is very strange. They have hipster tea shops and fancy bars where rich people spend their money. But if you step outside the store theres a lady with acid attack scars begging for money.

So basically India is very weird and it depends on where you're going/how you're planning on reaching there. If you're travelling by bus, pick an expensive one. If you're travelling by train, pick the most expensive ticket.

If you are a lady travel with a friend. Don't travel alone. Travelling at night is okay, but if the brochure says not to then it means that they have bandits in the area that will trick you or force you into stopping your car.

My sister was lucky because she can speak Hindi and knows how to threaten men with violence. Be VERY aware of your personal space and start screaming the second anyone does anything.

Tl;dr the brochure is right.

This is legit interesting and good advice. Thanks for posting it. Also r u lesbo wan 2 fak.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:15

Liquid Dinosaur: Dec 16, 2011; by Smythe

bubblebee posted:

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A friend of mine is in India for school and she said before she went the protip she got was, if a dude just whips their dick out in public, the best solution is to point and laugh at it.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:47

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

in India for school

Why would you do that

# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:58

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

A friend of mine is in India for school and she said before she went the protip she got was, if a dude just whips their dick out in public, the best solution is to point and laugh at it.

That make my pennies go 90 degree and sperm will come out automatically

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:26

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

The bhabhi page is back guys, many bob vintage milk in those tanks

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:35

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:37

necroid: May 14, 2009

unpacked robinhood posted:

I think the "my rear end in your rear end" comment is still the best rear end-related thing itt, someone find it for me please

# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:24

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Hell yeah, it's back.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 10:37

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

What is HOD

# ? Apr 20, 2017 10:41

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I have the ability to turn small boobs into big boobs. How should I use my gift?

I think I'll start with private tutoring at Big Melon U (South) and work my way up until I can do charitable work worldwide.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 10:48

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

Cricket matches are serious business

# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:24

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Palpek posted:

This is loving hilarious on purpose

DynamiteSurprise posted:

And this is loving hilarious on accident (I think :confused:

# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:54

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

necroid posted:

I think the "my rear end in your rear end" comment is still the best rear end-related thing itt, someone find it for me please

DynamiteSurprise posted:

Indian Scientists, make this happen!

I'm still partial to "I gently caress YOUR rear end" myself.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:08

necroid: May 14, 2009

Leroy Dennui posted:

I'm still partial to "I gently caress YOUR rear end" myself.

lol that was it thank u lesbo

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:36

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 16 days!

I'm enrolled at the University of Big Melon (South), with a major in Troll Sexy Actress and a minor in Milk Studies

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:37

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:40

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

I like the guys who post their phone numbers as if the woman in the picture posted it and is going to call anyone who asks for fac

Beet Wagon posted:

a mouthful of fetid jizz

good username

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:47

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:29

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin: Jul 19, 2000; Oven Wrangler

Munchables posted:

What is HOD

Head of Department. We call them HOD all the time at my university so this is pretty accurate as far as bhabhi porn memes go.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:31

Anne Frank Funk: Nov 4, 2008

CUM DRAINER/SHAGGER

Mods please be doing the needfull

# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:45

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

very epic n cleaver

# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:03

Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

Palpek posted:

Wait... Help me Ladies n Bi guys

???

# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:12

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Palpek posted:

this is often much harder on bhabhi than on the lund

Also I love Indian programming pages as much as porn pages. Outdated jokes and all that

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:04

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Pierogi posted:

CUM DRAINER/SHAGGER

Mods please be doing the needfull

The more you see the more you shag

# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:08

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Palpek posted:

Are these guys fixing to gently caress cows :stare:

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:39

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Someone needs enlighten that facebook group about that subreddit dedicated to Taylor Swift's armpits. I think we'd all enjoy the reactions.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:45

DragQueenofAngmar: Dec 29, 2009; You shall not pass!

ProperCoochie posted:

Someone needs enlighten that facebook group about that subreddit dedicated to Taylor Swift's armpits. I think we'd all enjoy the reactions.

don't think they'd be into it as t swift is famously against showing her plumpy navel

# ? Apr 20, 2017 19:31

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

don't think they'd be into it as t swift is famously against showing her plumpy navel

Any mention or sight of a woman and they jizz themselves dont worry

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:41

DragQueenofAngmar: Dec 29, 2009; You shall not pass!

when u think about it, maybe we do wanna see all the horny requests and angry confused demands for swifts pulmpy navelles

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:51

Deep Thought: Mar 7, 2005

HAT FETISH posted:

It is so fuckin sad seeing a country that is literally 50% people in their mid twenties or younger continue to overwhelmingly act like sex and sexuality are the most evil loving things ever + insist that not shaming the hell out of people for not being repressed as gently caress is ~western decadence~

Like I look at these macros and comments and see dudes who are pretty much crippled in expressing what is obviously a big part of their life/identity and I get morose about it, then I think about the women who have to navigate this situation and feel even worse. I just want everyone everywhere to have a healthy and good sex life and not turn out like these guys or the stuff in the incel thread or whatever

On the other hand, these guys pennies turn 90 degrees whenever they see a lady navel. That's power.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:59

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

all those pennies dropping upwards

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:06

Richard M Nixon: Apr 26, 2009; "The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."

unpacked robinhood posted:

all those pennies dropping upwards

Is that part of trickle down economics?

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:33

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

a hole-y ghost posted:

Are these guys fixing to gently caress cows

only with the glasses on

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:37

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

Are these guys fixing to gently caress cows

Judging from the text, I'm gonna say yes, but only because of Mattu Pongal.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:01

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Sockser posted:

the word of Doobie has spread far

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:06

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

So they're doing some keyboard fuckery to write in normal letters right ?
There's no way they're using a qwerty keyboard and manage so many idiot glaring typos, even without spellcheck.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:09

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

When you want the sex you so bad there is no time to type properly or review

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:57

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

unpacked robinhood posted:

There's no way they're using a qwerty keyboard and manage so many idiot glaring typos, even without spellcheck.

As an ESL teacher, I can tell you that's it's entirely possible.

Or they're typing with their dicks.

I agree; I would hate to hear a male student offer me diary milk.

Jesus god that loving lipstick

Yeah. I mean, spreadeagled sexy Kermit cosplay AND she looks like she's smelling something weird? Jackpot. All my pennies just went a full 180 degrees,

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# ? May 12, 2024 18:02

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This one is one of my favorites for its sheer lack of coherence.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:39

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