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Zas posted:an app for saudi arabia, just like in general Isn't something like this actually in the works lol
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i feel like this guy's business is designed to parasite off of the kind off offices i imagine jucero inc to be, so therefore i give this my seal of approval: 
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Epic High Five posted:do you all know hte love and contentment of having a dog sleeping happily at your side after anxiously awaiting through the worst of a winnowing program? I think not. My beautiful dog and life shall be the perfect shields between normie and non-nuclear life as long as any of us shall know, which shall be maybe 5 years, tops this would get you laid if sent out on okcupid
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:Lol did this get posted 
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an app that prays for you
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https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/854699815413985280 lol why would they put this fuckburger anywhere besides the white house
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in the old days of SA I would be thinking of funny ideas for inventions but now I just want to eat garbage from a garbage can and then have a heart attack ideally i would poo poo myself as the EMTs hoist me onto the stretcher and it makes it on liveleak
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Coolguye posted:
holy corncobs they're gonna combine into the douchelord version of voltron now aren't they
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smh if you don't display all of your shameful social media posts for your backwards shitkicker family to see
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Fuckin lol I posted on FB that I had some cool ideas for disruptive tech and then thought I was posting my ideas, such as a lifestraw for buttchugging and an app to find out if a porn star has ever done a nude scene in the comments of that post, hidden where only certain people could see it but I was actually posting it in the comments of a post my Evangelical mother in law to be posted on my wall. leave it there, she needs to see these investment opportunities
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Fluoride Jones posted:smart shoes that only function when connected to the internet app-enabled shoes that tell you if you are tired https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-O1uwuJ19E
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:Lol did this get posted protestors should just squat in Mar-a-lago at this point anyway. baby huey only cares about golf
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an app that reminds you to check your other apps
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Tom Gorman posted:in the old days of SA I would be thinking of funny ideas for inventions but now I just want to eat garbage from a garbage can and then have a heart attack 
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Al! posted:an app that reminds you to check your other apps i am 100% certain someone had this idea and it exists
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Nichael posted:leave it there, she needs to see these investment opportunities Her post was about a potential summer job so maybe she would think I'm being proactive.
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i really gotta get a new one of those it's a real eyesore
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mannerup posted:app-enabled shoes that tell you if you are tired this makes me fuckin sick in ways i can't describe, like goddamn i can't even joke about it
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Tom Gorman posted:i really gotta get a new one of those it's a real eyesore maybe for you it is...
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Origami Dali posted:this makes me fuckin sick in ways i can't describe, like goddamn i can't even joke about it
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an app that detects how strong the odor of my farts are, and scientifically calculates if i need to take a poo poo
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 Origami Dali posted:this makes me fuckin sick in ways i can't describe, like goddamn i can't even joke about it I was going to post a picture of CNN calling the election for him but I can't even bring myself to look at that.
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the economy of useless poo poo owns because now when i talk about how bad capitalism is people actually listen for a few seconds before leaving the room
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There is something morbidly fascinating about capital convincing us that we know nothing about our bodies, not even when we are tired, but they can figure that out for us. The dream of becoming a cyborg except it requires subscriptions and DRM and pure quantification.
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Tom Gorman posted:i really gotta get a new one of those it's a real eyesore its real fuckin busy
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Epic High Five posted:do you all know hte love and contentment of having a dog sleeping happily at your side after anxiously awaiting through the worst of a winnowing program? I think not. My beautiful dog and life shall be the perfect shields between normie and non-nuclear life as long as any of us shall know, which shall be maybe 5 years, tops My dog Chip sleeps under my headboard and gets extremely antsy if he is kept away from his spot It is adorable and he is my rock of sanity in the insane storm that rages around us
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Wanna meet us at the bar? I'd love to but my shoes say I'm tired and locked me out of walking for the next three hours unless I use a credit to unlock my fridge and drink an underarmor energy drink.
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if i were prez, my first exec order would be to abolish all forms of statistics outright. the pros would outweigh the cons, believe me.
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mannerup posted:app-enabled shoes that tell you if you are tired BEEEEEP YOU ARE NOW WALKING BEEEEEP YOU ARE NOW STANDING BEEEEEP YOU ARE NOW SITTING BEEEEEP BULLSHIT, YOU ARE NOT TIRED *electric shock* BEEEEEEP YOU ARE NOW WALKING
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I'm in a BDSM relationship with my sneakers
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how do i charge my shoes, op
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Fluoride Jones posted:protestors should just squat in Mar-a-lago at this point anyway. baby huey only cares about golf this is probably to get him to actually show up for work in the white house when he looks out the window he sees tangible evidence that everyone fuckin hates him
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lmbo baby huey
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Fidel Castronaut posted:There is something morbidly fascinating about capital convincing us that we know nothing about our bodies, not even when we are tired, but they can figure that out for us. this has nothing to do with "capital" and everything to do with dumbassery
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*puts shoes on table* sorry do you have a shoe charger i gotta charge my shoes
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my shoes ran out of battery while i was taking a day trip into the city, but luckily for me i have a battery charger that i can cram into my socks and charge while i walk
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Fluoride Jones posted:protestors should just squat in Mar-a-lago at this point anyway. baby huey only cares about golf Yeah i don't get how none of his courses have been vandalized yet. Like let's start loving those greens up people
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logikv9 posted:*puts shoes on table* sorry do you have a shoe charger i gotta charge my shoes i would like to return these shoes, they constantly critique my sexual prowess
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Yinlock posted:this has nothing to do with "capital" and everything to do with dumbassery hmm.. hmm..... hmm....... 
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the only way to charge your shoes is to smooch them, deeply. really get in there.
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