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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

seiferguy posted:

I don't think Sherman is getting traded unless there's a lot of discontent he created in the locker room. His 2nd half of his last season was bad, but then you find out he was playing bad MCL, and wonder how much it impacted his play.

That was a made up excuse he has been running like a deer that got hit by a car for 2 or 3 seasons now

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Coldforge posted:


I'm guessing their preference is to trade back.

That's my preference as well given how many holes they have.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
If you want seattle war room get at me

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/846360438321360899?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Is Kaepernick still available?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
drat self driving Teslas.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

I don't see anything wrong with this, keep Boykin

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Odds seem high that "passenger" means "had a guy in the car willing to switch seats and take the blame."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldforge posted:

Odds seem high that "passenger" means "had a guy in the car willing to switch seats and take the blame."

If your friends are that dedicated, surely it can't be that difficult to just have one stay sober.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Trevone when Russ says "let Jesus take the wheel" this isn't what he means

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chichevache posted:

If your friends are that dedicated, surely it can't be that difficult to just have one stay sober.

I believe they're not so much dedicated friends as people who like money a lot.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/847131890524016640?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Enews%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I love Sherm, but if they want to move him for picks now is the time. He commands good picks and this draft is overflowing with CB's.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I dunno our CB depth is dire

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Regardless what we do with Sherm I want to draft Sidney Jones later in the draft and Kevin Jones.

All the UW Husky DB's pls n thx

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

cardinals signed harvey binford who apparently ran a 4.22 in a race when he was with the packers. we sure have a type for WR

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Did the NFL make hurdling during a field goal illegal?

I would take that as a slight against the Seahawks.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Did the NFL make hurdling during a field goal illegal?

I would take that as a slight against the Seahawks.

Yup, hurdling is now illegal. Given how it's both Kam's and Bobby's signature moves, I'm taking it as a shot.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
They were both "angry" at first but then, I think, Wagner said "we'll just find new ways to be innovative."

The ban had unanimous support from coaches and the player's union.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Did the NFL make hurdling during a field goal illegal?

I would take that as a slight against the Seahawks.

It seems like the new rule outlaws any jumping over the line, even if you're in the gap and not directly over the center. And yes, I do take it as a slight against the Seahawks. NoFunLeague strikes again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Did the Niners ever hire a new head coach or is Jed (who is a mess and a waste) gonna singlehandedly lead the team to 19-0?

I seriously don't remember if this happened.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did the Niners ever hire a new head coach or is Jed (who is a mess and a waste) gonna singlehandedly lead the team to 19-0?

I seriously don't remember if this happened.

Uh...not sure if serious?
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18631915/kyle-shanahan-officially-takes-san-francisco-49ers-head-coach-job

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Oh, right. I legit forgot this.

Also I really, really wanted to say that Jed is a mess, and Jed is a waste.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh, right. I legit forgot this.

Also I really, really wanted to say that Jed is a mess, and Jed is a waste.

Wait until you find out who your GM is.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grittybeard posted:

Wait until you find out who your GM is.

John Lynch, not that it loving matters because Jed.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Lmfao at shanahan taking over the 49ers offense

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Ahahhahaha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did the Niners ever hire a new head coach or is Jed (who is a mess and a waste) gonna singlehandedly lead the team to 19-0?

I seriously don't remember if this happened.

You hired the guy who choked away the Super Bowl.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chichevache posted:

You hired the guy who choked away the Super Bowl.

We hired 2015 Pete Carroll?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Yeah Seahawks posters don't have much of a leg to stand on there

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

We hired 2015 Pete Carroll?

You have an odd way of spelling Darrell Bevell.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Chichevache posted:

You hired the guy who choked away the Super Bowl.

Well, his offense also got them there and I think Niners fans would be ecstatic if they got a chance to choke away a Super Bowl sometime in the near future.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Didn't they already do that in 2013?

that one guy
Jun 3, 2005
Yeah I'm still sore over throwing away the Superbowl against the Ravens. I'd rather not even sniff the playoffs.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Yeah Seahawks posters don't have much of a leg to stand on there

Man, our loss wasn't nearly as bad as the Falcons.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Chichevache posted:

Man, our loss wasn't nearly as bad as the Falcons.

I dunno, I think that's gonna be an extended debate for a long time

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
What we're arguing is between one spectacular bad play or a gradual collapse. Fandom aside, I pick the latter as worse.

that one guy
Jun 3, 2005
I think the Falcons' collapse is worse than a failed at the last second because of stupidity comeback bid. Falcons fans spent far longer SURE they were going to win.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Manoueverable posted:

I dunno, I think that's gonna be an extended debate for a long time

We never led by 25 points in the third quarter. It is absolutely incomparable.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

The falcons were the underdogs going into the game. Seattle was supposed to win, and knew it, and acted like it.

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Seattle stepped on a rake-Atlanta ran off a cliff and didn't look down 'till the fourth quarter.

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