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pig slut lisa posted:Here's an interesting one. In summary: Oh man, /r/startups is a goldmine.
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:The moral of that story is if you are cheating the feds and other folks/family can prove it, don't piss off those other folks/family! A family friend's sister is married to a guy who owns a very successful roofing business and doesn't declare all his income. They've been separated for 8 years and he still gives her tens of thousands of dollars every month for exactly that reason. Seems like it would be cheaper to just not cheat on taxes and/or spouses.
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Krispy Kareem posted:A family friend's sister is married to a guy who owns a very successful roofing business and doesn't declare all his income. They've been separated for 8 years and he still gives her tens of thousands of dollars every month for exactly that reason. It's the principle of the thing.
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Krispy Kareem posted:A family friend's sister is married to a guy who owns a very successful roofing business and doesn't declare all his income. They've been separated for 8 years and he still gives her tens of thousands of dollars every month for exactly that reason. I'm guessing she's not declaring this mystery income, so why not blackmail them both for some extra cash?
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:07 |
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BWM thread in a nutshell
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:14 |
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Barry posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/ Goddamn this had me heavy breathing by the end.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:18 |
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Youth Decay posted:BWM thread in a nutshell More like BFC in a nutshell
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:31 |
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Youth Decay posted:BWM thread in a nutshell I wanted to know what "rag money" referred to and it's an old timey version of buttcoiner's "fiat money!!!!!!", though of course that was actually a legit thing in 1875. Googling "rag money" however also resulted in getting an ad for the official BWM thread headwear: Also a new opportunity for dropship guy
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:38 |
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Barry posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/ You should have NSFWed this, 'cause it's absolutely pornographic
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Dogcow posted:I wanted to know what "rag money" referred to and it's an old timey version of buttcoiner's "fiat money!!!!!!", though of course that was actually a legit thing in 1875. Googling "rag money" however also resulted in getting an ad for the official BWM thread headwear: I unironically wear this at work as I lecture my colleagues about personal finance.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:46 |
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theHUNGERian posted:Hold my beer, buckle up, and swallow whatever is in your mouth.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 04:02 |
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legendof posted:BWM: buying a $400 machine to squeeze juice of a proprietary, QR code-locked bag you can only buy through a subscription service you're only eligible for after buying the $400 bag-squeezer. But don't worry, the machine used to be $700 so it's a great deal! This is a really good scam.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 04:08 |
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Remember rent-to-own dogs? They've filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. https://www.inforuptcy.com/filings/nvbke_362954-3-17-bk-50480-wags-lending-llc BWM: subprime loans for mittens the cat
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Suspicious Lump posted:OH poo poo, this is really BWM. Not the dumb loving machine, the company promised investors (which included alphabet) a machine that will cold press fruit and veg. What they delivered was a piece of poo poo machine that squeezes poo poo for you out of a bag of reconstituted juice. I am rooting for them. Not because their product is good, but because their VC's bought it. I want to go work for them at a high level. They've had 4 rounds where they've convinced people to invest $116MM including Kleiner Perkins (You will recognize logos of some small companies they've put money into: http://www.kpcb.com/companies ) All of this making a vaporware product that is literally a keurig machine if keurig machines took Starbucks DoubleShot cans. Count me in.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...k&ICID=ref_farkquote:A three-year-old girl has been left traumatised by the loss of her pony after American fighter jets were seen flying low near his field. The pony probably farted and was scared by the noise. Of course that results in a twisted gut.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:38 |
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As an indulgence when I get off from call I'm going to treat myself to a unicorn frappucino. That will be my BWM for the day.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:46 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:You should have NSFWed this, 'cause it's absolutely pornographic I have a short attention span and don't usually read things that long, but, uh, yeah
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:49 |
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Youth Decay posted:BWM thread in a nutshell Ha Ha yeah don't you dare vote for good policy you drat poors get back to the factories and quit your loving complaining
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:11 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:Ha Ha yeah don't you dare vote for good policy you drat poors get back to the factories and quit your loving complaining And don't run for public office either, you drat layabouts!
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ate all the Oreos posted:Ha Ha yeah don't you dare vote for good policy you drat poors get back to the factories and quit your loving complaining
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:19 |
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legendof posted:BWM: buying a $400 machine to squeeze juice of a proprietary, QR code-locked bag you can only buy through a subscription service you're only eligible for after buying the $400 bag-squeezer. But don't worry, the machine used to be $700 so it's a great deal! Holy poo poo quote:The person also argued that using the $400 juicer is cleaner and easier than squeezing the bags by hand.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:30 |
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Why even squeeze it. Just poke a hole in the bag with a straw and have an adult, overpriced capri sun
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:53 |
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Renegret posted:Why even squeeze it. Because it's literally a plastic bag with fruit and vegetable bits sealed inside, that is squeezed into juice by the machine. So you're paying $8 or $10 a pop for a bag of fruits and vegetables shipped to you from California that makes one single serving of juice
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:06 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:Because it's literally a plastic bag with fruit and vegetable bits sealed inside, that is squeezed into juice by the machine. And each serving costs as much as going to a fancy juice place and getting a juice made from real fresh fruit.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:19 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:Because it's literally a plastic bag with fruit and vegetable bits sealed inside, that is squeezed into juice by the machine. These are people accustomed to shopping at whole foods where that is actually a discount.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:21 |
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The fact that Whole Food stays in business is a perfect illustration of why Econ 101 doesn't apply in the real world.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:28 |
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FrozenVent posted:The fact that Whole Food stays in business is a perfect illustration of why Econ 101 doesn't apply in the real world. And yet I was just reading in either WSJ or Barron's that activist investors are looking to buy into Whole Foods. Apparently, despite charging a shitload for everything they're BWM and having a hard time sustaining profits.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:37 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:Because it's literally a plastic bag with fruit and vegetable bits sealed inside, that is squeezed into juice by the machine. Or so they claim. If you can squeeze it like that by hand then it's just a bag of juice.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:37 |
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I think someone needs to do the needful and buy a $400 machine and a $10 bag to cut it open and put this to rest.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:44 |
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you first
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:58 |
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FrozenVent posted:The fact that Whole Food stays in business is a perfect illustration of why Econ 101 doesn't apply in the real world. They actually had a big study disproving modern economics recently based on a similar methodology. quote:Study: Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism
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Dick Nipples posted:And yet I was just reading in either WSJ or Barron's that activist investors are looking to buy into Whole Foods. I thought I read somewhere that they're trying to cut prices. Which makes sense. Sprouts is muscling in on their territory so they need to find some way to keep people coming into the door. I was kind of surprised at how inexpensive most of the stuff was at Sprouts. You still had higher margin and luxury items, but you could walk out of there for a reasonable amount. At Whole Foods everything is expensive.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:They actually had a big study disproving modern economics recently based on a similar methodology. "Study: Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism" sounds like a lovely Onion article. "Why would anyone buy loving fruit on a stick for someone else" claimed one researcher. "I mean who wants fruit for a present??" At press time, the researchers were still attempting to find someone to eat the hard green melon pieces that might be honeydew.
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ate all the Oreos posted:"Study: Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism" sounds like a lovely Onion article.
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Oh. It literally is a lovely onion article. Well at least I'm getting good at catching them in the wild.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:12 |
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It didn't end with "at press time" that threw me off
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ate all the Oreos posted:"Study: Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism" sounds like a lovely Onion article. Ha ha nice catch.
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e: NEVERMIND I SHOULD REFRESH THE PAGE SOMETIMES HUH
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ate all the Oreos posted:"Study: Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism" sounds like a lovely Onion article. Listen you're joking but when I was just out of college and living with some friends, one of my housemate's moms would send us Edible Arrangements for random-rear end holidays and they loving rocked because we were all very poor and where the hell else was I going to get my fix of pineapple?
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Renegret posted:Or so they claim. Look we have a great product that people are going to want. Stop being such a juice bag about it! therobit fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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