TBeats posted:

Why is this so important to argue either way lol

Seriously who gives a poo poo

Bigass Moth posted:

It's really not important I just can't believe there was an argument about what fake news is in a loving football thread.

fsif posted:

I don't know, it's more interesting than BBQ chat

Bigass Moth posted:

It's really not important I just can't believe there was an argument about what fake news is in a loving football thread.

Bigass Moth posted:

It's really not important I just can't believe there was an argument about what fake news is in a loving football thread.

Kalli posted:

For example, take this picture of John Holmes' erect cock. Now compare it to this picture of mine, clearly flaccid. As you can tell, a massive difference is length, girth and raw power, much like Tom Brady's throwing arm compared to baby arm Peyton Manning, but I digress. Holmes' is clearly shown in a better light, while mine, shriveled to look like a ferret hiding in a bean bag chair is impressive only to the women I text it at. If shown in a better light would mine match Holmes? yes of course, but that's neither here nor there, for the act of showing you the photos demonstrates the weakness of Trump compared to the virile power of Barack 'the Islamic Shock' Obama. Thank you.

Chilichimp posted:

When people post incorrect things in football threads, they get corrected.
information.

sean10mm posted:

2 of the best brisket sandwiches I ever had were from BBQ places at opposite ends of North Carolina.

That's all I've got.

Kalli posted:

For example, take this picture of John Holmes' erect cock. Now compare it to this picture of mine, clearly flaccid. As you can tell, a massive difference is length, girth and raw power, much like Tom Brady's throwing arm compared to baby arm Peyton Manning, but I digress. Holmes' is clearly shown in a better light, while mine, shriveled to look like a ferret hiding in a bean bag chair is impressive only to the women I text it at. If shown in a better light would mine match Holmes? yes of course, but that's neither here nor there, for the act of showing you the photos demonstrates the weakness of Trump compared to the virile power of Barack 'the Islamic Shock' Obama. Thank you.

TBeats posted:

Ok dad

sean10mm posted:

You can only go "28-3 LOL" so many times. I mean, I assume that's true.

TBeats posted:

Why is this so important to argue either way lol

Seriously who gives a poo poo

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Because it's a play right out of the "How to Nazi Playbook" except instead of being called Spider 2 Banana it's Call it Lügenpresse: how to discredit your foes and make people doubt legitimate news

And shouting down this kind of poo poo is the cool, good, American thing to do.

Shangri-Law School posted:

Death to all Patriots fans. Dissolve the team. Rescind its championships. Make it a capital crime to even mention its name. Induct Eli Manning into the Hall of Fame immediately, and give him the Medal of Honor and Nobel Peace Prize while you're at it. That'll be a good start.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I still think it's weird how Republicans aren't like "Wait, the KKK and Neo-Nazis are on our side? Maybe I should reconsider this."

Shangri-Law School posted:

Death to all Patriots fans. Dissolve the team. Rescind its championships. Make it a capital crime to even mention its name. Induct Eli Manning into the Hall of Fame immediately, and give him the Medal of Honor and Nobel Peace Prize while you're at it. That'll be a good start.

No Butt Stuff posted:

We have one week until the draft, can you babies stop complaining

No Butt Stuff posted:

We have one week until the draft, can you babies stop complaining

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I am REALLY close to locking the thread.

Athanatos posted:

Maybe if there is no football news...just dont post in the football news thread?

Turdsdown Tom posted:

gently caress you Tom Brady rules

Kalli posted:

For example, take this picture of John Holmes' erect cock. Now compare it to this picture of mine, clearly flaccid. As you can tell, a massive difference is length, girth and raw power, much like Tom Brady's throwing arm compared to baby arm Peyton Manning, but I digress. Holmes' is clearly shown in a better light, while mine, shriveled to look like a ferret hiding in a bean bag chair is impressive only to the women I text it at. If shown in a better light would mine match Holmes? yes of course, but that's neither here nor there, for the act of showing you the photos demonstrates the weakness of Trump compared to the virile power of Barack 'the Islamic Shock' Obama. Thank you.

Ijeoma Oluo posted:

Before I left (Rachel) Dolezal, I remembered that my editors had told me to make sure the photographer got a few pictures of us together. We were both sitting at the kitchen table, which provided an ideal photo opportunity.

The natural light from the sliding door by the kitchen was great for photography, but with our current seating arrangement, that light was falling on me and leaving her in the shadow. It is standard practice to have the interviewee sit in the best light, so I asked her to switch seats. The photographer thanked me for the suggestion, and I stood to allow Dolezal to take the chair I had been in.

Dolezal looked at me with a smirk and said accusingly: "Then you'll look darker and I'll look lighter, because the light's on me. I get it."

I realized that like all other black people who had challenged Dolezal, I had been written off as a bitter, petty black woman. She was concerned that the wrong lighting would make her look white.

She could not see that there was no amount of lighting that would make her look whiter than that interaction had. Perhaps that itself was the secret to the power of the Dolezal phenomenon—the overwhelming whiteness of it all.

TheChirurgeon posted:

lol if you don't want to see your team curbstomp the browns

quote:

Buffalo Bills offensive tackle Cyrus Kouandjio was involved in a bizarre incident with police not far from the scene of an accident Tuesday on Route 400 in Elma, The Buffalo News learned.

Kouandjio was not arrested, but taken to Erie County Medical Center for observation.

According to a police source, Kouandjio was found, not fully clothed, in a field after climbing over an electric fence. When an Erie County Sheriff's deputy went to detain him, the source said, the 6-foot-7, 322-pound Kouandjio yelled, "Shoot me!"

fsif posted:

quote:

@ProFootballTalk
Bills tackle Cyrus Kouandjio found partially clothed in a field and asked police to shoot him

fsif posted:

So, um, hm, maybe the Bills think about going tackle at 10.


http://buffalonews.com/2017/04/20/kouandjio-involved-bizarre-incident-police/