terrible programmers: my god, it's full of chars

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MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

BBC produced this animation of us programming:

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# ? May 26, 2024 02:55

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

hifi posted:

docker is now called Moby

oh my god it's true

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:07

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

any reputable cs program will have a systems class in networks. it's just not usually a mandatory class, which ityool 2017 is probably a mistake

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:08

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

anthonypants posted:

oh my god it's true

lmbo

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:12

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

will they start trying to enforce their trademark over Moby or something because that will sure go well

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:17

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Og42ldefVc

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:19

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i think they're trying to reboot their relationship with the open source community

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:21

Illusive Fuck Man: Jul 5, 2004; RIP John McCain feel better xoxo ð ð; Taco Defender

lomarf at the loving blog post.
"Since Docker democratized software containers four years ago,"
"the software containerization movement"

they write like they solved world hunger or something

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:22

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

rjmccall posted:

any reputable cs program will have a systems class in networks. it's just not usually a mandatory class, which ityool 2017 is probably a mistake

so many profs push back on that kind of thing because they don;'t want to have to stay up-to-date on anything

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:22

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i think they're trying to reboot their relationship with the open source community

why reboot when they can just destroy it and start from scratch

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:23

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Cocoa Crispies posted:

why reboot when they can just destroy it and start from scratch

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:30

Dollas: Sep 16, 2007; $$$$$$$$$; Clapping Larry

have some highlights of what I have to deal with from previous devs

code:

 
            MyCommand.CommandText = qry2
            MyReader2 = MyCommand.ExecuteReader
            Dim i As Integer = 0
            If (MyReader2.HasRows()) Then
                resource_desc = MyReader2.Item("resource_description")
                If (MyReader2.Item("resource_autoprovision") = "Y") Then
                    isAuto = True
                Else
                    isAuto = False
                End If
            End If
            MyReader2.Close()

            If (isAuto = True) Then

sometimes it's in spanish!

code:

'querying the database
        MyCommand.CommandText = Qry
        MyReader = MyCommand.ExecuteReader
        If MyReader.HasRows Then
            While MyReader.Read
                Response.Write("""" & MyReader.Item("EMPLOYEEID") & """,""" & MyReader.Item("NOMBREDELEMPLEADO") & """,""" _
                & MyReader.Item("FECHA") & """")
                Response.Write(Environment.NewLine)
            End While
        End If

code:

                If String.Equals(auth.getEmailAddress(Session("user")), key.ToString()) Then
                    'do nothing
                Else
                    'send email
                    auth.sendEmail(rpEmail, "donotreply@bad.com", rpSubj, rpBody)
                End If

Dollas fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Apr 20, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 19:08

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

i would ask if you literally work for my old company, but that's impossible

# ? Apr 20, 2017 19:21

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

mods namechange to NOMBRE DEL EMPLEADO

# ? Apr 20, 2017 19:29

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

HoboMan posted:

i would ask if you literally work for my old company, but that's impossible

Because you can see the domain in the "do not reply" email address?

# ? Apr 20, 2017 19:42

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Cocoa Crispies posted:

why reboot when they can just destroy it and start from scratch

# ? Apr 20, 2017 20:09

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

also u might want to censor that email address in there j/s

# ? Apr 20, 2017 20:10

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

i realised that the current mvc grid lib that i put in as a test but everyone went 'oh this is really good' and started building on was in fact bad and asked a team lead on another app if he knew 'a decent [mvc] grid library where i don't have to rewrite 50% of it to make it useful' and he just laughed and said 'we'd be out of a job if that existed'

i figure i need client side sorting but server side filtering (passing to different procs for different filters basically) and
the telerik kendo grid looks sweet but $1500 per developer for a license what the gently caress....I'm gonna have to just role my own ajax filter wrapper like i thought.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:48

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

hifi posted:

docker is now called Moby

wouldn't want to make that poo poo even more confusing to explain to people

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:03

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

https://github.com/moby/moby/pull/32691

:lol:

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:09

pokeyman: Nov 26, 2006; That elephant ate my entire platoon.

huh, you clowns weren't joking about moby

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:08

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

pokeyman posted:

huh, you clowns weren't joking about moby

can't wait for all "dick :razz:

" jokes

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:10

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

quote:

Moby = open source development
Docker CE = free product release based on Moby
Docker EE = commercial product release based on Docker CE.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:11

pokeyman: Nov 26, 2006; That elephant ate my entire platoon.

go get dick-docker

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:23

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

cinci zoo sniper posted:

can't wait for all "dick " jokes

just wait until you find out what docking is

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:28

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

anthonypants posted:

just wait until you find out what docking is

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:29

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

docker inc has done a really bad job of running docker open sores so w/e, throw another log on the fire

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:04

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

that said most of the people melting down on that pr are loving idiots

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:20

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

just upgraded jenkins to docker-ce :regd09:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:22

Plorkyeran: Mar 22, 2007; To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

MononcQc posted:

will they start trying to enforce their trademark over Moby or something because that will sure go well

i sorta suspect that's the exact opposite of their goal here, which is to make the open-source core a relatively obscure thing so that sales leads stop asking them "why would we give you money? your stuff is all free"

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:14

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

the docker people have built a bunch of stuff which is useful on its own, but isn't really docker. so they decided to call that moby.

the big change for anyone actually using docker was the CE vs EE split, and the big change in versioning. this moby thing literally affects no one who was just consuming docker.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:38

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

is there a good digital ocean equivalent for windows folks? i'd love to be able to throw my c# stuff someplace cheaper than aws, it's a bit expensive for side projects.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:57

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

jony neuemonic posted:

is there a good digital ocean equivalent for windows folks? i'd love to be able to throw my c# stuff someplace cheaper than aws, it's a bit expensive for side projects.

have you heard of .net core and mono my dude

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:08

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

jony neuemonic posted:

is there a good digital ocean equivalent for windows folks? i'd love to be able to throw my c# stuff someplace cheaper than aws, it's a bit expensive for side projects.

you mean like azure?

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:07

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

anthonypants posted:

you mean like azure?

i assumed azure would be similar to aws in price, but maybe not?

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:23

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

jony neuemonic posted:

i assumed azure would be similar to aws in price, but maybe not?

for VMs yeah, I mean, what do you need to do? if it's a full MVC web app thing then azure does have some no-VM hosted app options.

if you happen to have bluemix credits or want to use IBM bullshit they just launched managed .net support on shared hosting, I have no clue what the cost is

edit - apparently it's free for right now

kitten emergency fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 21, 2017

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