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deathbysnusnu posted:It's totally plausible that Trump didn't even actually win. Exit polls in swing states didn't match at all. We built in flaws into North Korea's rockets remotely and Iran's centrifuges which I assume are both harder targets than some voting machines. On the other hand, there are lots of dumb racist people out there
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*Elton johnishly* B-B-B-Bernie woulda won
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deathbysnusnu posted:It's totally plausible that Trump didn't even actually win. Exit polls in swing states didn't match at all. Jill's crystal's were humming.
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Al! posted:im like a quarter mormon and i like that they do the "here's how we're going to rules lawyer god" thing that jews do honestly if god were to exist, I would hope he could respect a good rules lawyering
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comingafteryouall posted:wait, did they really want you to try and do legally dubious things so you could earn some interest on that small amount of cash? I worked from 5:30pm until 4:00am in 2004. The guy I worked with was a big gov't conspiracy nut, so yeah. I do miss listening to Coast to Coast AM with that guy when midnight rolled around though.
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Al! posted:im like a quarter mormon and i like that they do the "here's how we're going to rules lawyer god" thing that jews do I have to admit that this is part of why I respect them too. I like any group that believes they were given the rules to a Good and Moral Life by God directly and go 'yea...but let's see how much wiggle room the almighty creator of the universe has...' Like the 'dirty soda' thing that started all this, I loving love that. "We can't have coffee but a ton of us want the whole 'Starbucks experience' everyone else has...let's dump cream and syrup into our colas for a way more addictive and unhealthy option than just the coffee to begin with, God's down with that I bet'. Shine on you weird desert folks. deathbysnusnu posted:It's totally plausible that Trump didn't even actually win. Exit polls in swing states didn't match at all. We built in flaws into North Korea's rockets remotely and Iran's centrifuges which I assume are both harder targets than some voting machines. I'm sorry to inform you that Donald Trump is the president of the United States of America
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:It's really hard for me to imagine a scenario where dick soaking works out as intended. Like how long do you do it for? the intent is to not actually work out as intended
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I banged the daughter of a Mormon bishop and they found me sneaking into her bedroom late at night when I was in the Marines AMA did he have to zigzag around his own house or was the floorplan angled so that the hallways all went diagonal
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I banged the daughter of a Mormon bishop and they found me sneaking into her bedroom late at night when I was in the Marines AMA Did she like anal?
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:On the other hand, there are lots of dumb racist people out there Regardless as to whether or not the FSB fixed the election, we still deserve Trump because him losing by 100,000 votes in swing states is still damning as hell on us. Him getting more than 30EV's is loving shameful.
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deathbysnusnu posted:Yeah, still kinda sad atheists are massively outnumbered by folks who genuinely believe an all powerful god gives a poo poo what you do with your sex bits. It's true. My secular sexual hang ups are much better and more normal
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Weeping Wound posted:got my burger slathered in fry sauce, gonna wash it down with a dirty as f soda give me burg
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Citizen Tayne posted:*Elton johnishly* B-B-B-Bernie woulda won
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Citizen Tayne posted:*Elton johnishly* B-B-B-Bernie woulda won ...... mods?!??!?!!
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Iron Crowned posted:I worked from 5:30pm until 4:00am in 2004. The guy I worked with was a big gov't conspiracy nut, so yeah. I had a job as a manager for a Santa's Workshop location and my asst. manager was dead certain that she was being stalked by aliens and had the proof on her camera her camera was a pair of binoculars with a very small camera inside of it and the aliens were light distortions because she lived next to streetlights. also I guess she liked to spy on her neighbors a lot 
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sexpig by night posted:
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I banged the daughter of a Mormon bishop and they found me sneaking into her bedroom late at night when I was in the Marines AMA Were the first words upon finding you scripture, or did they give into the temptation and become furious with you? Because you might have had the moral high ground for a moment.
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anime was right posted:give me burg wish I could, that was just that post  I got takeout from yesterday instead, which is an enchilada and a flauta
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Squizzle posted:did he have to zigzag around his own house or was the floorplan angled so that the hallways all went diagonal holy poo poo lmao
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also question re: 'the voting machines were hacked' stuff. So what? What's the end result there? President Pence? Ryan?
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pseudorandom name posted:the intent is to not actually work out as intended Ahh... I think I get it now. Mormon version of just the tip?
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sexpig by night posted:also question re: 'the voting machines were hacked' stuff. So what? What's the end result there? President Pence? Ryan? Fun fact, the electoral college isn't bound by vote totals. Even if the election were hacked Trump still constitutionally president.
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Weeping Wound posted:I had a job as a manager for a Santa's Workshop location and my asst. manager was dead certain that she was being stalked by aliens and had the proof on her camera Nah, my coworker just had Tourette's. Basically we just liked listening to the "experts" on Bigfeet, aliens, Bush 9/11 conspiracies, and things like that. We also liked to talk about Star Wars and the X-Files.
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One of the weirdest rule bends I've witnessed wrt mormans is hot chocolate. It's hot, it has caffeine, but some how a-okay. Some of the dudes/dudettes I know always have it in the fall. Weird
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Squizzle posted:did he have to zigzag around his own house or was the floorplan angled so that the hallways all went diagonal
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pseudorandom name posted:oh, mormons are just too sheltered to know what docking is and use it as another name for soaking I have to imagine the regular definition of docking would cause some heads to explode
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:Ahh... I think I get it now. yea, it gives you the religiously ok in (ha) but then oh gee Satan took over and we gave in to temptation oh no how could we have seen this coming (nice)??? Also hey what the gently caress is 'fry sauce', I always thought that was slang for ketchup for mormons
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deathbysnusnu posted:I guess does it really matter what some goofy religion does with your dead ancestors? Like if you're not Mormon doesn't it follow that baptizing the dead is just them talking to themselves in a meaningless ritual? people trying to assert a new religious identity for victims of the shoah is a real bad look
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sexpig by night posted:yea, it gives you the religiously ok in (ha) but then oh gee Satan took over and we gave in to temptation oh no how could we have seen this coming (nice)??? ketchup and mayo
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Junkyard Poodle posted:One of the weirdest rule bends I've witnessed wrt mormans is hot chocolate. It's hot, it has caffeine, but some how a-okay. Some of the dudes/dudettes I know always have it in the fall. Weird Hot chocolate doesn't have caffeine in it tho 
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Squizzle posted:people trying to assert a new religious identity for victims of the shoah is a real bad look Especially when you do it more than once, even after saying you'll stop.
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sexpig by night posted:yea, it gives you the religiously ok in (ha) but then oh gee Satan took over and we gave in to temptation oh no how could we have seen this coming (nice)??? Just made me think of Mormon Soaking 69. edit: Nice: 
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crazy cloud posted:Hot chocolate doesn't have caffeine in it tho Sure it does, chocolate isn't heavy in the stuff but it's there.
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comingafteryouall posted:wait, did they really want you to try and do legally dubious things so you could earn some interest on that small amount of cash? to be fair a tax refund is basically the government repaying you on an interest free loan but lol if you think youre going to make anything worthwhile even in a decent online only bank's interest rates. especially enough to justify commiting tax fraud like able bank is the best bank i know to keep savings cash in but even then you make about $70 per year on $10,000 worth of cash sitting there doing nothing. rates are definitely going pu now though
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Junkyard Poodle posted:Did she like anal? No she didn't like it But she was ok with burning in hell for all eternity tho
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Junkyard Poodle posted:One of the weirdest rule bends I've witnessed wrt mormans is hot chocolate. It's hot, it has caffeine, but some how a-okay. Some of the dudes/dudettes I know always have it in the fall. Weird One of their other shockingly endearing abilities is to update theology with modern context. The words of wisdom from which hot beverage and strong drink comes from was understood at the time of its writing to mean liquor and coffee as cold strongly caffeinated beverages were yet to take hold.
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:It's really hard for me to imagine a scenario where dick soaking works out as intended. Like how long do you do it for? dick soaking sounds like the name of someone w 3 terms in the senate, like 58-76 maybe a southern governor instead
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silvergoose posted:Sure it does, chocolate isn't heavy in the stuff but it's there. whaaaat whoah whoah #whoah
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Michigan and Wisconsin use paper scantron ballots in all locations. Pennsylvania uses them in most locations, but does have a few electronic voting machines. None of the machines are network connected and they are kept in local offices.
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