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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Jonas Albrecht posted:

It's always weird when SA talks about the poor like we're not here

The car is noisy and my teeth hurt.

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Pawl posted:

Hillary? More like Hitlery

hitlery is like cutlery except all the knives are dull

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

skasion posted:

Totally. The book makes it seem like she doesn't identify at all with her public persona and despises herself.

Hillary is probably cool, definitely smart (in some ways), and just my kind of darkly funny but her quest for power has morphed her into a ghoulish caricature of how a successful politician conducts oneself.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
You guys all seem like you're voting for people on the basis of their personality, rather than policy. You choose people based on whether you "like" them.

It explains so, so so much. You poor rebels, you never realised the fundamental fact of voting for people who actually represent your interests. I guess it's only fair. You divorced yourselves from the English system, but so you also divorced yourself from the cynicism and paranoia that goes with it. [I like the fact that England could have crushed you, right down, but lacked the mere political will to do so.]
Anywhere in the Commonwealth (a Commonwealth you too could have shared if you had been more patient), the people vote for political parties and politicians, but it is so much more casual and ironic. We all know that every government is the same. The Bureaucracy controls everything. Voting is a joke, but we know that, so it's a fun joke.

I just kinda feel bad for you because your flag is boring. Maybe if you'd kept the Union Jack for a few decades you'd have come up with something more personal to your land, just trying to fight against that hateful cross. And an actual artist instead of a school kid could have made your flag.

IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 20, 2017

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
oh look an inbred tea sipping pussy is telling us how to vote. remember 1776, bitch?

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
Americans have voted for personality vs. policy since probably the inception of this country, this is nothing new at all

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

IronClaymore posted:

You guys all seem like you're voting for people on the basis of their personality, rather than policy. You choose people based on whether you "like" them.

It explains so, so so much. You poor rebels, you never realised the fundamental fact of voting for people who actually represent your interests. I guess it's only fair. You divorced yourselves from the English system, but so you also divorced yourself from the cynicism and paranoia that goes with it. [I like the fact that England could have crushed you, right down, but lacked the mere political will to do so.]
Anywhere in the Commonwealth (a Commonwealth you too could have shared if you had been more patient), the people vote for political parties and politicians, but it is so much more casual and ironic. We all know that every government is the same. The Bureaucracy controls everything. Voting is a joke, but we know that, so it's a fun joke.

I just kinda feel bad for you because your flag is boring. Maybe if you'd kept the Union Jack for a few decades you'd have come up with something more personal to your land, just trying to fight against that hateful cross. And an actual artist instead of a school kid could have made your flag.

nice Brexit, idiot

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

*throws a bunch of tea in the harbor*

:boom:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

big nipples big life posted:

*throws a bunch of tea in the harbor*

:boom:

:patriot:

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

VikingSkull posted:

hitlery is like cutlery except all the knives are dull

Hillary is like a spoon when you really needed a knife

She is a cutlery dining set box with only spoons

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Truly we suffer for lack of commonwealth membership.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

IronClaymore posted:


I just kinda feel bad for you because your flag is boring. Maybe if you'd kept the Union Jack for a few decades you'd have come up with something more personal to your land, just trying to fight against that hateful cross. And an actual artist instead of a school kid could have made your flag.

Our flag kicks rear end! it's garish and bloated with symbolism

E: I'm not even being sarcastic when I say our flag rules.

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Apr 20, 2017

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

VikingSkull posted:

nice Brexit, idiot

Yeah the UK and in fact most of Europe is looking like a glass house right about now so I'm not sure if I'd throw anything if I were you

But, I look at the Trump Administration, Hillary's campaign, and European politics and it gives me some solace that complete and utter stupidity is a trait shared by people of all walks of life, political affiliations, education levels and international borders.

So as a species, let us all join hands and be united in that we're all loving idiots

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Pawl posted:

Hillary is like a spoon when you really needed a knife

She's the oligarch that we just didn't take.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

The Human Crouton posted:

She's the Oligarchy that we just didn't take.

she's like drone strikes on your wedding day

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

please stop, I can't help but read these posts in her voice

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Another recurring theme in the book is that Hillary felt really lovely almost throughout the campaign. She was almost always either physically ill, cranky about her performance, or just feeling down in general. Her campaigns lack of enthusiasm trickled down from the top. By contrast, whatever his other flaws, Trump seems to have had a genuine blast on campaign.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

VikingSkull posted:

she's like drone strikes on your wedding day

It's a free ride when your husband already paid

It's the good advice that she just didn't take

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012

skasion posted:

Another recurring theme in the book is that Hillary felt really lovely almost throughout the campaign. She was almost always either physically ill, cranky about her performance, or just feeling down in general. Her campaigns lack of enthusiasm trickled down from the top. By contrast, whatever his other flaws, Trump seems to have had a genuine blast on campaign.

It would be interesting to read a book with Robert Caro level of detail about Hillary's life and understand why she is so goddamn weird. However, since she will never be president it's unlikely to happen!

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Pawl posted:

It's a free ride when your husband already paid

It's the good advice that she just didn't take

She won the primary and died November 8th.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Pawl posted:

It's a free ride when your husband already paid

It's the good advice that she just didn't take

her failure's iconic

don't you think

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

VikingSkull posted:

nice Brexit, idiot

Meh, no one here actually cares about Britain, it's just symbolic.

You know, Dante and the 9th circle of Hell and all that?

We all stopped believing in hell long before you did, just as we abolished slavery long before you too. But the symbolism is apt, how traitors and mutineers alone get to enjoy the torments of the 9th circle.

I can see why the Mormons avoid that side of Christianity because drat! They'd be the children of traitors.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Soiled Meat

IronClaymore posted:

You guys all seem like you're voting for people on the basis of their personality, rather than policy. You choose people based on whether you "like" them.

It explains so, so so much. You poor rebels, you never realised the fundamental fact of voting for people who actually represent your interests. I guess it's only fair. You divorced yourselves from the English system, but so you also divorced yourself from the cynicism and paranoia that goes with it. [I like the fact that England could have crushed you, right down, but lacked the mere political will to do so.]
Anywhere in the Commonwealth (a Commonwealth you too could have shared if you had been more patient), the people vote for political parties and politicians, but it is so much more casual and ironic. We all know that every government is the same. The Bureaucracy controls everything. Voting is a joke, but we know that, so it's a fun joke.

I just kinda feel bad for you because your flag is boring. Maybe if you'd kept the Union Jack for a few decades you'd have come up with something more personal to your land, just trying to fight against that hateful cross. And an actual artist instead of a school kid could have made your flag.

Thank you for barging into one of these threads after thousands of pages of talking about policies to tell us about how we should focus more on policies.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

IronClaymore posted:

You guys all seem like you're voting for people on the basis of their personality, rather than policy. You choose people based on whether you "like" them.

It explains so, so so much. You poor rebels, you never realised the fundamental fact of voting for people who actually represent your interests.

What are you serious Mr. "My government is making internet porn illegal like they read 1984 and thought it had a ton of good ideas" ???

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

steinrokkan posted:

Thank you for barging into one of these threads after thousands of pages of talking about policies to tell us about how we should focus more on policies.

This thread is only 32 pages long. 32 < 1000

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

steinrokkan posted:

Thank you for barging into one of these threads after thousands of pages of talking about policies to tell us about how we should focus more on policies.

Ugh, gently caress, Imperial measurements.

Ok!

So, 32 is now "thousands" to you in your system. I will add this to my list of conversion factors.

Yes, it is ironic that the first treasonous colony is the only one to use "Imperial" measurements, 240 years after its founding.

So, now that I have shifted things onto your terrible archaic system of units, is it true that you actually use Volts and Amperes and Ohms for electricity? I am genuinely curious, because those are SI units and after recently conversing with an American engineer about units I do wonder...

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

IronClaymore posted:

You guys all seem like you're voting for people on the basis of their personality, rather than policy. You choose people based on whether you "like" them.

It explains so, so so much. You poor rebels, you never realised the fundamental fact of voting for people who actually represent your interests. I guess it's only fair. You divorced yourselves from the English system, but so you also divorced yourself from the cynicism and paranoia that goes with it. [I like the fact that England could have crushed you, right down, but lacked the mere political will to do so.]
Anywhere in the Commonwealth (a Commonwealth you too could have shared if you had been more patient), the people vote for political parties and politicians, but it is so much more casual and ironic. We all know that every government is the same. The Bureaucracy controls everything. Voting is a joke, but we know that, so it's a fun joke.

I just kinda feel bad for you because your flag is boring. Maybe if you'd kept the Union Jack for a few decades you'd have come up with something more personal to your land, just trying to fight against that hateful cross. And an actual artist instead of a school kid could have made your flag.

You had to conquer half the world to discover a seasoning other than salt. Your most popular show is about an ancient pedophile who cruises around time and space in a phone booth yelling at things until your FX budget runs out. And for the record, every adaptation of Sherlock Holmes is better when we do it and I'm counting Psych.

You got your rear end kicked by a bunch of drunk rednecks who dressed up like Indians and if you spent half as much time thinking about your elections as you did getting conquered by medieval France, then maybe you wouldn't have exiled yourself from Europe and driven Scotland to considering yet another referendum to leave your rear end.

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

fruit on the bottom posted:

You had to conquer half the world to discover a seasoning other than salt. Your most popular show is about an ancient pedophile who cruises around time and space in a phone booth yelling at things until your FX budget runs out. And for the record, every adaptation of Sherlock Holmes is better when we do it and I'm counting Psych.

You got your rear end kicked by a bunch of drunk rednecks who dressed up like Indians and if you spent half as much time thinking about your elections as you did getting conquered by medieval France, then maybe you wouldn't have exiled yourself from Europe and driven Scotland to considering yet another referendum to leave your rear end.

:drat:

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

God drat lol

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

fruit on the bottom posted:

You had to conquer half the world to discover a seasoning other than salt. Your most popular show is about an ancient pedophile who cruises around time and space in a phone booth yelling at things until your FX budget runs out. And for the record, every adaptation of Sherlock Holmes is better when we do it and I'm counting Psych.

You got your rear end kicked by a bunch of drunk rednecks who dressed up like Indians and if you spent half as much time thinking about your elections as you did getting conquered by medieval France, then maybe you wouldn't have exiled yourself from Europe and driven Scotland to considering yet another referendum to leave your rear end.

I remember reading about George Washington posting this in history class.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Whee, look at us; Every time Eastenders is over our electricity spikes so much for tea that we have a loving backup grid in France just in case.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Soiled Meat

IronClaymore posted:

Ugh, gently caress, Imperial measurements.

Ok!

So, 32 is now "thousands" to you in your system. I will add this to my list of conversion factors.

Yes, it is ironic that the first treasonous colony is the only one to use "Imperial" measurements, 240 years after its founding.

So, now that I have shifted things onto your terrible archaic system of units, is it true that you actually use Volts and Amperes and Ohms for electricity? I am genuinely curious, because those are SI units and after recently conversing with an American engineer about units I do wonder...

I forgot this isn't a cspam thread. My bad.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

IronClaymore posted:

Meh, no one here actually cares about Britain, it's just symbolic.

You know, Dante and the 9th circle of Hell and all that?

We all stopped believing in hell long before you did, just as we abolished slavery long before you too. But the symbolism is apt, how traitors and mutineers alone get to enjoy the torments of the 9th circle.

I can see why the Mormons avoid that side of Christianity because drat! They'd be the children of traitors.

lol you idiots were still enslaving Indians until the 1900's you dolt you absolute moron

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
You should know better than to try telling Americans how to behave because we plain don't listen but you should really know better than to speak as a social authority when your country has actual irl Nazis shutting down townships with regularity

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

VikingSkull posted:

lol you idiots were still enslaving Indians until the 1900's you dolt you absolute moron

Actually, :australia: here, you're poking at the wrong shameful genocide. And it was well in to the 1950s and 60s that this poo poo carried on here. And it still goes on! Hah! gently caress you American, we can still be more racist than you!

We...we really kinda can, even though you have Trump. Our racism loving sucks, and I like to critisise the USA all the time, but sometimes I'd like to trade our racism for yours, because ours is just...infinitely awful.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Pretty sure you taught us that. :colbert:

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

spacetoaster posted:

Pretty sure you taught us that. :colbert:

And entirely sure we broke the habit some 50-100 years before you did. And never relied on it so heavily. So very very heavily. I read "Roots", I know what you guys did to 'build' your "nation', if it can be called that.

You put the Spanish to shame, and that's saying something. Because they were like the benchmark for brutality. But you defeated them in that. Grats.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

IronClaymore posted:

And entirely sure we broke the habit some 50-100 years before you did. And never relied on it so heavily. So very very heavily. I read "Roots", I know what you guys did to 'build' your "nation', if it can be called that.

You put the Spanish to shame, and that's saying something. Because they were like the benchmark for brutality. But you defeated them in that. Grats.

You seem really proud of your kids. :smuggo:

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

IronClaymore posted:

You put the Spanish to shame, and that's saying something. Because they were like the benchmark for brutality. But you defeated them in that. Grats.

Nope. Spain is still the all time dick champion. Less than 10% of the slave trade went to the British colonies because the slaves could actually survive to birth further generations.

The brunt of the slaves were shipped continuously to Central America, South America, and the Caribbean colonies(including Spanish colonies) because the conditions were so harsh for slaves there that they had to keep replacing the ones they worked to death.

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
this thread doesnt have a lot of quotes from the book im sad

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