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weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Jose posted:

BroJo had a meltdown because Bill Cosby got posted repeatedly in the meme thread so he banned it and everyone kept posting pictures

Who? The train guy?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

weak wrists big dick posted:

Who? The train guy?
Yes

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I've always thought the Kevin 'casperghostboy' Havens dollfucker threads were pure gold. They had everything! Doxxing, Internet histrionics, domestic abuse and the eventual arrival of the dollfucker's brother who posted all kinds of amazing details.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Panfilo posted:

Remember the Ant Problem story? That was a good tale.

No, it was long and boring.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I wouldn't send the shameful followup to an anonymous confessions thread here if there was a SAclopedia article about me telling the original story!!

God I loving loved the confessional threads. I mean I know it was 90% bullshit but hot drat if they weren't hilarious.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rhyno posted:

God I loving loved the confessional threads. I mean I know it was 90% bullshit but hot drat if they weren't hilarious.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792439

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Panfilo posted:

Remember the Ant Problem story? That was a good tale.

gently caress, when did Arthur Chu post here?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Mad Hamish posted:

I've always thought the Kevin 'casperghostboy' Havens dollfucker threads were pure gold. They had everything! Doxxing, Internet histrionics, domestic abuse and the eventual arrival of the dollfucker's brother who posted all kinds of amazing details.

I missed all of these threads. Anybody have links?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

weak wrists big dick posted:

Who? The train guy?

turns out telling the meme thread something is banned is a dumb idea and even worse to get angry about lol

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

oldpainless posted:

Lol at anyone who gets mad about anything on something awful

more like oldemotionless

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

oldpainless posted:

Lol at anyone who gets mad about anything on something awful

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

YES.

My favorite was the dude who wanted to bang his own sister and eventually found a girl who bore a striking resemblance to her, wooed and dated her and even bought her an identical jacket to one his sister owned. The story goes that it blew up in his face when he and the girlfriend ran into his sister and their parents and everyone realized what was going on.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Rhyno posted:

YES.

My favorite was the dude who wanted to bang his own sister

The guy who wanted to bang his stepmom for all the help she'd been.

'Why can't I show my appreciation by giving her a good railing.'

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Pfft haha what

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Flyball posted:

The guy who wanted to bang his stepmom for all the help she'd been.

'Why can't I show my appreciation by giving her a good railing.'

The best thing about this is that's two separate goons that wanted to gently caress their stepmom for being nice to them.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Wasn't there one who set up a spycam in the shower to look at their (step?) sister and goons ended up calling his house and telling his parents?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Solice Kirsk posted:

The best thing about this is that's two separate goons that wanted to gently caress their stepmom for being nice to them.

:psyduck:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Zore posted:

Wasn't there one who set up a spycam in the shower to look at their (step?) sister and goons ended up calling his house and telling his parents?

Pretty sure he would steal her panties out of the dirty clothes too. Don't know how much is true though.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Pretty sure he would steal her panties out of the dirty clothes too. Don't know how much is true though.

I feel like i half-remember, that one of the stories that had an element of the goon stealing his sister or step-sisters underwear, ended up with him being doxed through some goon finding the OP's livejournal or deviantart or something like that, and then contacting his parents.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

purple death ray posted:

Why do I even still go to this website lol this is such a terrible place

to be fair there's shitloads of people registered who don't do any insane or horrible poo poo
these are just tales about the outliers

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

The best thing about this is that's two separate goons that wanted to gently caress their stepmom for being nice to them.

Who was the other one?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Flyball posted:

The guy who wanted to bang his stepmom for all the help she'd been.

'Why can't I show my appreciation by giving her a good railing.'



The guy whose mom everyone wanted to bang


Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Bobby Digital posted:

The guy whose mom everyone wanted to bang



The face that launched a thousand loads

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Bobby Digital posted:

The guy whose mom everyone wanted to bang




I thought that was people conflating the two, not an actual thing that happened.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

When I first joined, there was goon named Samurai AssPirate, and he was trying to gently caress his stepmom, often with cheering from GBS. There's one picture he took of both of them, and I think he's doing the shocker right near her rear end.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
There was also the (fake) story of the guy whose step-sister was a porn star.

And not family, but the Best Buy Geek squad goon that fixed a porn star's gear, found out she was super into games and nerd poo poo, and became besties.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Grandmother of Five posted:

I feel like i half-remember, that one of the stories that had an element of the goon stealing his sister or step-sisters underwear, ended up with him being doxed through some goon finding the OP's livejournal or deviantart or something like that, and then contacting his parents.

https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-sad/2/

a good story, but just a story

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
There was a classic e/n thread, "I missed a golden opportunity (Abenote: the opportunity was creepy incest)"

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Hogge Wild posted:

a good story, but just a story

Thanks, that was for sure the one I half-remembered, now that I read it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

When I first joined, there was goon named Samurai AssPirate, and he was trying to gently caress his stepmom, often with cheering from GBS. There's one picture he took of both of them, and I think he's doing the shocker right near her rear end.

Was that his name? It's him and Microwave I was taking about, but I don't think Microwave ever really said he wanted to gently caress his stepmom.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

When I first joined, there was goon named Samurai AssPirate, and he was trying to gently caress his stepmom, often with cheering from GBS. There's one picture he took of both of them, and I think he's doing the shocker right near her rear end.

Yeah I remember this dude. I think he eventually told her and poo poo went bad?

Microwave is probably the one goon who didn't want to bang microwave's mom

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
I don't remember what Microwave did, at all, like MS paint adventures or something, but I think he just happened to post that pic in the process of being a GBS superstar and then a bunch of goons couldn't shut up about how badly they wanted to gently caress his stepmom, which freaked him out, and him freaking out obviously made legions of goons join in on teasing him.

I'd imagine that if he still post, now 30 years later or however long ago that was, people will instantly pop up and tell him they want to gently caress his stepmom.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A mod (AxeManiac?) made weird mspaints of duke nukem & his mom in the duke nukem forever thread, and that was several years after she first got posted.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

A mod (AxeManiac?) made weird mspaints of duke nukem & his mom in the duke nukem forever thread, and that was several years after she first got posted.

He also mspainted his avatar groping her. Times were weirder in the old days.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
I don't know what happened to that guy, but he absolutely came across as being a weirdo fetish dude imo with some of his stuff veering way beyond "funny" ms paints iirc.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Grandmother of Five posted:

I don't know what happened to that guy, but he absolutely came across as being a weirdo fetish dude imo with some of his stuff veering way beyond "funny" ms paints iirc.

Isn't he the one who did a "tits or gtfo" mood challenge and the girl ended up being 15?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Grandmother of Five posted:

I don't know what happened to that guy, but he absolutely came across as being a weirdo fetish dude imo with some of his stuff veering way beyond "funny" ms paints iirc.

Mods ew.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Powaqoatse posted:

Yeah I remember this dude. I think he eventually told her and poo poo went bad?

Somebody made contact.

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Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

RFC2324 posted:

Isn't he the one who did a "tits or gtfo" mood challenge and the girl ended up being 15?

I don't remember if he was the one, but he drew stuff like women/toilet hybrids, with his avatar depicted as pissing into their mouths. Not sure how you get picked as a mod for Games (iirc) but there he was.


People make fun of BroJo, but imo as far as metldowns goes; not just mods, but all of us should aspire to have our inevitable meltdown be that benign.

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