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Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Shadow0 posted:

Lol that the longest we've ever gone without a high quality lol is like 2 days, tops. What crazy hijinks will Donnyboy get into next?!

what

excuse me

when was it ever 2 days, such fake news, jeez

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:05

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# ? May 15, 2024 20:40

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

nooneofconsequence posted:

loooooooooool Chaffetz thought he'd become a party superstar attacking Hillary for years, now he might bail before his term is up

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/855125082821320704
https://twitter.com/kslnewsradio/status/855074319155724288

Lmao what an incredible scumbag, even for Congress

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:05

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Between checking https://istrumpatmaralago.org and looking at my Google news feed, I realized there's a real chance that Trump is about to start being a pain in the rear end for my state.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/trump-new-jersey-florida-237347

Looks like the lols will hit closer to home,. I can't wait to hear what a nightmare Newark airport becomes every weekend they have to deal with AF1 flying in, and it's close to Rutgers so it'll give those crazy kids something to do on the weekend besides each other

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:08

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Madcosby posted:

I have no clue what Soros does, who he talks to, or what he says but just know that the alt-right thinks he's some sort of superdemon in charge of everything

I AM SOROS

George Soros is an inter-dimensional vampire that wants to destroy humanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 20, 2017

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:12

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

soros, in the morning, he gets the money

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:16

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

happy birthday, george soros

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:22

cnut: May 3, 2016

I AM GEORGE SOROS AND SO IS MY WIFE

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:27

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

Alex Jones closes the airlock behind him.

Bare chested, he sits down at his custom built sampling station. As he reaches for the jazz cigarette, ready make sure the world is safe for his kids.

As he sparks it, he closes his eyes, dreaming of windmill spiking a volleyball right at George Soros's feet and causing him to trip and get a bunch of sand in his mouth.

One, two, three deep puffs, count to 10...

"drat... this is TOO POWERFUUUUUUUU-"

His roars would take days to quiet.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:30

willroc7: Jul 24, 2006; BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!

Bust Rodd posted:

Alex Jones closes the airlock behind him.

Bare chested, he sits down at his custom built sampling station. As he reaches for the jazz cigarette, ready make sure the world is safe for his kids.

As he sparks it, he closes his eyes, dreaming of windmill spiking a volleyball right at George Soros's feet and causing him to trip and get a bunch of sand in his mouth.

One, two, three deep puffs, count to 10...

"drat... this is TOO POWERFUUUUUUUU-"

His roars would take days to quiet.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:31

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

haljordan posted:

They shoulda got Joe the Plumber too

Who works a union job now lol

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:36

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Bill O'Reilly is walking away with $25 million severance. Lol?

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:41

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

The Archaic posted:

Bill O'Reilly is walking away with $25 million severance. Lol?

Eh he was always going to be rich as gently caress, even with no severance. The good part is he is finally outed as the hypocritical "family values" piece of poo poo he always was.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:48

Dissapointed Owl: Jan 30, 2008; You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The Archaic posted:

Bill O'Reilly is walking away with $25 million severance. Lol?

He's been ungodly rich for a long time; his ego and image have been the only places you can hurt him.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:56

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Im sure that Fox expedited his new contract to have lots of outs, basically giving him a good payoff for not going anti-fox after they had good reason to fire him

what is amazing is that there is a whole strata of the right wing which has collapsed in on itself without Hilary to fight, its almost like she planned this...

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:19

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

The Archaic posted:

Bill O'Reilly is walking away with $25 million severance. Lol?

His contract was for like 100 million dollars so not all that great.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:21

IronClaymore: Jun 30, 2010; by Athanatos

The Archaic posted:

Bill O'Reilly is walking away with $25 million severance. Lol?

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:24

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

IronClaymore posted:

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

it's just relative to the advertising money he attracts

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:27

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

IronClaymore posted:

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

Well I mean he generates about one fifth of Fox's total ad revenue, around 400 million dollars, each year.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:28

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

mike12345 posted:

it's just relative to the advertising money he attracts

He's not saying there isn't a logic behind it, he saying that the world is bad and gay for allowing it to happen.

Which is true.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:29

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

turn off the TV posted:

Well I mean he generates about one fifth of Fox's total ad revenue, around 400 million dollars, each year.

Humanity is doomed, don't forget to lol on your way out

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:30

Gorefluff: Aug 19, 2004; cuddly minotaur

IronClaymore posted:

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

Agreed. The faceless media mega-corporation that collects the millions and millions of dollars from advertisers should pay all its on-air talent minimum wage and just keep as much money for itself in giant Scrooge McDuck silos.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:31

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I haven't read any of this thread but I was at the VA today and his OFFICIAL White House portrait was up.

Look at this poo poo. He looks like he's going to murder someone. Obama's picture was great, hell even Bush had a big smile on his face and that dude was a monster.

That's all I got. The picture that is hung in some federal buildings. Imagine looking at that poo poo all day. Imagine him looking at you all day. gently caress that guy. Not even respectful enough to smile. Shameful.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:34

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

somewhere I read that he made his picture like that to be Churchillesque lmao

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:35

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

IronClaymore posted:

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

its like a new totalbiscuit.txt every post :allears:

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:35

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

I don't really have a problem with a guy who is responsible for hosting a show that generates hundreds of millions of dollars a year getting paid 25 million dollars a year, as in a perfect world he would be paying a large amount of taxes.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I haven't read any of this thread but I was at the VA today and his OFFICIAL White House portrait was up.

Look at this poo poo. He looks like he's going to murder someone. Obama's picture was great, hell even Bush had a big smile on his face and that dude was a monster.

That's all I got. The picture that is hung in some federal buildings. Imagine looking at that poo poo all day. Imagine him looking at you all day. gently caress that guy. Not even respectful enough to smile. Shameful.

Smiling shows weakness. Mike Pence gets it.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:36

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I haven't read any of this thread but I was at the VA today and his OFFICIAL White House portrait was up.

Look at this poo poo. He looks like he's going to murder someone. Obama's picture was great, hell even Bush had a big smile on his face and that dude was a monster.

That's all I got. The picture that is hung in some federal buildings. Imagine looking at that poo poo all day. Imagine him looking at you all day. gently caress that guy. Not even respectful enough to smile. Shameful.

his profile makes him look as fat as churchill

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:36

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

he looks like he needs prune juice

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:40

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

IronClaymore posted:

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

Seriously, you are looking for D&D(it's one forum out and then three(?) down from here). This thread is for cheap laughs at the clown president and his tricks

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:42

ZombyDog: Jul 11, 2001; Ere to fix yer gubbinz

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I haven't read any of this thread but I was at the VA today and his OFFICIAL White House portrait was up.

Look at this poo poo. He looks like he's going to murder someone. Obama's picture was great, hell even Bush had a big smile on his face and that dude was a monster.

That's all I got. The picture that is hung in some federal buildings. Imagine looking at that poo poo all day. Imagine him looking at you all day. gently caress that guy. Not even respectful enough to smile. Shameful.

Yeah ok, you have seen every single picture of him smiling, and it looks like he's that doggo sitting on the stairs. That picture in every federal building would be way more ridiculous.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:04

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I haven't read any of this thread but I was at the VA today and his OFFICIAL White House portrait was up.

Look at this poo poo. He looks like he's going to murder someone. Obama's picture was great, hell even Bush had a big smile on his face and that dude was a monster.

That's all I got. The picture that is hung in some federal buildings. Imagine looking at that poo poo all day. Imagine him looking at you all day. gently caress that guy. Not even respectful enough to smile. Shameful.

Vigo has a sweet new fright wig for Ghostbusters 4.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:05

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

ZombyDog posted:

Yeah ok, you have seen every single picture of him smiling, and it looks like he's that doggo sitting on the stairs. That picture in every federal building would be way more ridiculous.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:12

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

IronClaymore posted:

No way he's even earned that much. Think about it, how much work do you have to do, or how much energy do you have to contribute to society, to earn a dollar? Or 25 million of them?

For $25 million I could have me and my 4 closest friends living in luxury for the rest of their lives, never having to work. Or I could give myself and 9 friends financial security and a moderate -level of luxury, for the rest of our lives. Or I could pick everyone I know and give them enough money that, if they're not stupid, they are set. At least they won't go hungry.

Wow, working in an air-conditioned office, with no physical load on you and a secretary to help, sure must be stressful. Even if it is late hours, wow, sure seems harsh. Not at all like getting up at the crack of dawn to take a 90 minute train trip to a factory where, you know, stuff is actually PRODUCED. Or crawling around in unsafe ceilings all day fixing dodgy wires. Or wading in mud so deep it goes above your waders and sinks into your socks, just to take a water sample to test to make sure a million people aren't going to get poisoned.

Yep, sure worth $25 million, the entire lifetime payrole of 5 people who actually contribute to society and who's jobs can't be done by robots at this stage.

I know they say we should eat the rich, but I fear I must decline. The flesh is surely far too fatty for me.

i'm glad to see you're coming around to the proper side but i'm gonna need you to cut this down into no more than three sentences discussing how urgently we must smash capitalism

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:14

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

turn off the TV posted:

He smiles because he got to dodge army duty but still gets to wear their sweet threads

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:20

Piss Witch: Oct 23, 2005

World War Mammories posted:

i'm glad to see you're coming around to the proper side but i'm gonna need you to cut this down into no more than three sentences discussing how urgently we must smash capitalism

tbh V urgently

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:28

pumped up for school: Nov 24, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I haven't read any of this thread but I was at the VA today and his OFFICIAL White House portrait was up.

Look at this poo poo. He looks like he's going to murder someone. Obama's picture was great, hell even Bush had a big smile on his face and that dude was a monster.

That's all I got. The picture that is hung in some federal buildings. Imagine looking at that poo poo all day. Imagine him looking at you all day. gently caress that guy. Not even respectful enough to smile. Shameful.

Needed this the other day, screencapped for lol.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:30

cnut: May 3, 2016

Incoming lol:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/855151308289998851

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:35

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Viruswithshoes posted:

Ask and ye shall receive

*carves a new notch into my wall labelled "lols" *

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:44

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

cnut posted:

Incoming lol:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/855151308289998851

As if such mundane constraints like time, space and death would be able to put a limit on the God-Emperor's friendship #maga

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:48

HoboNews: Oct 11, 2012; Don't rattle me bones

cnut posted:

Incoming lol:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/855151308289998851

gently caress yes I love whenever he visits with leaders of other countries. He always flounders and shows how loving terrible he is at leading and speaking.
Not good for relations but gently caress it we're all doomed
Lol

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:49

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Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Turns out there are lots of overpaid celebrities and overhyped silicon valley dud companies, who knew

It's like complaining footballers make too much. Oh the oppression!!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:54

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