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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pirate Radar posted:

It's kind of Atlantocentric in a way to think that China's progress in the 21st century will be patterned after Western countries.

The entire notion of a linear path of development that ultimately ends in what we call "modernity" and different countries are just at different stages of said linear scale is inherently eurocentric

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pirate Radar posted:

It's kind of Atlantocentric in a way to think that China's progress in the 21st century will be patterned after Western countries.

i guess Africa is China's Americas? I dont think the rest of the world will turn a blind eye to killing the natives this time

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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also i just encountered him again and want to remind everyone that this man and this website exist

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/855236598463475712

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I would like to look at the research but I'm not clicking a People's Daily link

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

quote:

The author appears to know nothing about China, Chinese politics or Xi Jinping–none of which are mysterious.

Besides, the Chinese government is far less opaque than our own, which is controlled by a secretive and irresponsible oligarchy.

Xi's entire life has been a matter of public record, especially since he was born to one of the most famous men in the world and married to one of the most famous women.

His public statements match his public accomplishments, his policies have the approval of 93% of his people and his government is trusted by 80% of them.

Empty, negative, speculative nonsense like the present article only obscure China and harm the cause of international understanding and, therefore, of international peace.

public accomplishments? trusted by most of his government?

:suicide:

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

quote:


Article 9. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile. [US authorities regularly practice all three].CHINA +1


Has he not heard of the loving hukou system? And police sometimes raid and crack down on migrants living in Beijing?

Or Lee loving Bo?

What the loving gently caress?

Man Fojar, I was mean to you but when you read this poo poo all the time, it just consumes you. These guys are as bad as Think tank people protecting the Venezuelan regime

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh
Is it just this thread, or are there a lot more PRC and DPRK apologists around lately?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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caberham posted:

public accomplishments? trusted by most of his government?

:suicide:

godfree is loving fantastic

quote:

Discussions like this should be prefaced by the following reminder: 'China has 200% more manufacturing capacity that the US, its economy is 30% bigger and is growing 300% faster. It is to be expected that its regional military power will eventually surpass ours and may have done so already".

quote:

Meanwhile, China is ahead of the USA in all fields of Civil Engineering, Supercomputing, Speech Recognition, Graphenics, Thorium power, Pebble Bed Reactors, Genomics, Thermal Power generation, Quantum Communication Networks, ASW Missiles, In-Flight Satellite Refueling, Passive Array Radar, Metamaterials, Hyperspectral Imaging, Nanotechnology, UHV Electricity transmission, Electric Vehicles, High Speed Rail, Sustainable Energy, Radiotelescopy, All fields of Sustainable Energy Research and Manufacturing, Hypersonic Space Weapons and Satellite Quantum Communications.
Just how likely is 'China' to steal anything from the US?

like most psychotic people wrt chinese power will at least say "they're gaining on the usa and will soon surpass it!" whereas to this guy china is already a globetrotting hegemonic superpower that rules the globe under the benevolent countenance of emperor xi of glorious zhongguo and everyone else is blind because they cant see it

read down his comments and look at how triggered he gets at the fact that nominal gdp exists

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Let us English posted:

Is it just this thread, or are there a lot more PRC and DPRK apologists around lately?

if you are thinking of d&d its because r guyovich was made a mod and chain probates anyone who criticizes North Korea, let alone China

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Chomp8645 posted:

lol I like how it goes in to Britain, but only halfway up.

It's like they took the borders of the Roman empire at its zenith and then just added "Asian Continent" to it, with a bizarre aversion to Siberia.

Fojar38 posted:

I would love to hear someone's sincere explanation of how the Roman Empire was fundamentally Korean

I'm a huge fan of the fantasy Korean empire so let me give a breakdown as I understand it.

First let me make it abundantly clear that even in Korea this is considered nonsense by the majority of people. This is a crazy nationalist fringe thing. However little bits and pieces of it sometimes surface in normal people's beliefs because things get mixed in odd ways in the world.

There are two big traditional, surviving works on Korean history, called the Samguk Sagi and the Samguk Yusa. The Samguk Sagi is a history book from a thousand or so years ago that does its best to give an accurate historical account of Korea. There are plenty of issues with it, but no more so than like Herodotus or any other traditional history book. It's inspired by Sima Qian's works and is a thing worth studying if you are interested in ancient Korea.

The other one, the Samguk Yusa, is a "historical" work that is full of legends and fairy tales. It is interesting as an artifact to study Korean culture, but this is where you get poo poo like the first Korean was Dangun, who was a boy born to a virgin bear on Baekdusan and founded the first Korean kingdom in 2333 BC.

Crazy people have decided the Samguk Yusa is actually an accurate historical document and pick it apart, making enormous stretches to match things up to reality.

I am not actually sure where the dating of the ancient Korean empire comes from and why it's like 10,000 years old, though the fact that it's usually said to end just before writing is invented is hilarious. Koreans controlled most of the world in these ancient times, and all the earliest civilizations were actually Koreans. Some examples of nations mentioned in the Samguk Yusa (and probably other sources):

Sumiliguk = Sumeria. Koreans invented writing here.
Usanguk = Wessex.
Ingaguk = Inca Empire. Wait you say, that's like thousands of years after Sumeria. Shut up.
The area of the Eastern Roman Empire is somehow Western Goguryeo, I am not sure where that comes from. Egypt is Korea, ancient India is Korea, China is Korea, etc.

So since Koreans invented all of civilization, the Romans must be Korean right?

There is literally no evidence or any attempt at evidence beyond finding words in the Samguk Yusa that sound vaguely like other, documented historical places and therefore they must have been Korean kingdoms.

As for how this filters to non crazy people, I have specifically heard Sumeria being Korean and Native Americans being Koreans mentioned far more often than just the nutjobs.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

godfree is loving fantastic



like most psychotic people wrt chinese power will at least say "they're gaining on the usa and will soon surpass it!" whereas to this guy china is already a globetrotting hegemonic superpower that rules the globe under the benevolent countenance of emperor xi of glorious zhongguo and everyone else is blind because they cant see it

read down his comments and look at how triggered he gets at the fact that nominal gdp exists

wait wait wait wait wait...

*rubs bridge of nose*

*runs hand over eyes, clearing them off*

wait.

what

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

wait wait wait wait wait...

*rubs bridge of nose*

*runs hand over eyes, clearing them off*

wait.

what

JUST STOP READING THIS poo poo

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I'm the 65-degree off to the side screen

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I'm the CGI that already would've looked like poo poo 15 years ago.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

hhehehehehehehehehehe

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/apr/13/china-censor-kate-winslet-titanic

quote:

An official at the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television said it had removed sections of the scene in which Leonardo DiCaprio's Jack paints Winslet's Rose in the nude "to avoid potential conflicts between viewers and out of consideration of building a harmonious ethical social environment". The official added: "Considering the vivid 3D effects, we fear that viewers may reach out their hands for a touch and thus interrupt other people's viewing."

quote:

One commenter wrote on the internet: "I waited 15 years to see 3D boobs, not a 3D iceberg."

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I went to the korea war memorial museum and there was an awesome 77in sword on display. Clearly that means ancient koreans were superhuman giants and probably did conquer the known world. Also the turtle boat was really cool and probably really effective

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Turtle ships are cool but they were not ironclads, they were effective largely because Yi Sunsin was one of if not the greatest admiral of all time, and the Japanese of the time built stupendously awful ships.

The other good feature they had is they could turn super fast to keep the cannon on target.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just like the metal spiked roof.

The sides were known to be ironclad as in literally clad in iron but not to the same degree as a western "ironclad"

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The spikes have evidence to back them up. They had to have something to keep the wet straw in place on the roof. The ironclad thing was a mistranslation by an American that the Koreans then adopted because now Korea can claim it invented ironclads. :rolleyes:

Fauxtool posted:

The sides were known to be ironclad as in literally clad in iron but not to the same degree as a western "ironclad"

There's no evidence at all for it and it doesn't make sense. Yi didn't have access to the resources needed to armor his ships with iron. The fleet was this patched together ocean Mad Max thing of anything he could find that could float and carry a cannon.

I don't understand why Korean history denies this because it's way cooler and more impressive that he was able to completely clown on and obliterate the massive Japanese war fleet multiple times with a dozen fishing boats with guns on them.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Apr 21, 2017

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

The spikes have evidence to back them up. They had to have something to keep the wet straw in place on the roof. The ironclad thing was a mistranslation by an American that the Koreans then adopted because now Korea can claim it invented ironclads. :rolleyes:

Not like korea has a long history of that sort of thing. Did you know Koreans invented refrigeration?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Korean_inventions_and_discoveries
I cant believe this page is allowed to exist

The spikes to hold wet straw makes no sense, metal is already fireproof. Isnt it actually documented to be for anti boarding as makes sense?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fauxtool posted:

Not like korea has a long history of that sort of thing. Did you know Koreans invented refrigeration?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Korean_inventions_and_discoveries
I cant believe this page is allowed to exist

The spikes to hold wet straw makes no sense, metal is already fireproof. Isnt it actually documented to be for anti boarding as makes sense?

Korea invented everything.

It makes sense for both uses. Metal is fireproof, but the turtle ships were made of wood. The metal roof is the bullshit. It had a wood covering, which would then be covered with wet straw to douse fire arrows. The metal spikes were under that both to deter boarders and to hold the straw in place.

Remember that the time we're talking about, Korea has been completely conquered by Japan and the Koreans are all fighting as guerrilla resistance groups, without any sort of central government support or organization. Yi's fleet is no different, it's this rag-tag group hiding among the thousands of little islands in southwestern Korea with whatever ships, guns, and sailors Yi can get his hands on. The Japanese and the Ming are fielding proper armies, the Koreans are covering themselves in magic virgin's blood to deflect bullets and raiding Japanese supply lines with fighting monks and poo poo. Which is all awesome but it's not the kind of situation where you're going to be churning out ironclad ships from a shipyard within Japanese-controlled territory.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
you guys remember that quora is good right because quora is extremely good

Wumao hiding out in Argentina posted:

In my youth, About 20 years ago, Westerners said Mao killed 3 million people.

When I left China, About 10 years ago, Westerners said Mao killed 30 million people.

Now this funny guy said Mao killed 40 million people.

Continue searching, Some people said Mao killed 70 million, 80 million, and 100 million people.

I guess another decade, They would say that Mao killed 1000 million people.

Although the Mao era only 400 million Chinese people, But these Western liars do not care about this.

Mao made China have nuclear weapons and intercontinental missiles.Under his rule, China's population doubled, Life expectancy doubled, The literacy rate has increased from 20 per cent to 80 per cent, This is enough to make him one of the most outstanding leaders in history, Even if he has some wrong policies and personality defects.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Se-Jong king left achievement among most important accomplishment hunminjongum is. until then korea in korean language separately had but writing system not because long time chinese character borrowed used.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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my favorite thing about quora is that people can claim to be an expert about loving anything and then throw word salads at laymen to make themselves sound knowledgable

im fojar38, internet communications expert and geopolitical theorist, i have an MA in global studies from the ponzi institute of kentucky

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Why is everything about Corea (Korea) and Koreans just utter nonsense?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fauxtool posted:

Not like korea has a long history of that sort of thing. Did you know Koreans invented refrigeration?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Korean_inventions_and_discoveries
I cant believe this page is allowed to exist

The spikes to hold wet straw makes no sense, metal is already fireproof. Isnt it actually documented to be for anti boarding as makes sense?

I got some chuckles out of that list but I also learned something new.

Koreans like to sleep on heated slabs of stone?



Literal lizard people?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hakimashou posted:

I got some chuckles out of that list but I also learned something new.

Koreans like to sleep on heated slabs of stone?



Literal lizard people?

stone beds make sense because every loving bed i slept on was rock rear end hard

yes nothing says luxury like a slab of wood

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The first mattress I had in China was somehow even harder than Korean ones. Fortunately Chengdu has an IKEA. After four years of Asian beds I got a mattress from there and it was like being inside a marshmallow, it was amazing.

I've never heard of just having a heated slab of stone as a bed. Korean heating is done with an ondol, which is an underfloor heating system. The traditional ones are like a Roman hypocaust, the modern ones use circulating water. The floor gets warm but since there's no insulation or anything the heat largely dissipates if you get more than a couple feet above it (at least it did in all my apartments), but Koreans slept on the floor like the Japanese so it would keep you warm that way.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Kharnifex posted:

Why is everything about Corea (Korea) and Koreans just utter nonsense?

Based on what Koreans friends and coworkers have told me (and my own, biased observations), Koreans have a bit of an inferiority complex, and it's actually well-deserved in a lot of cases. because of their history of colonization, a lot of native Korean inventions and developments, especially when it comes to technology, are either co-opted by the reigning culture or have simply been forgotten by most of the world. Moveable type, for example, was actually invented by Koreans. However, this feeling of inferiority/having been kicked around naturally elicits a nationalistic response, leading to people finding all sorts of loopholes to claim that Koreans invented everything. The same kind of people who genuinely believed the stuff in GF's post.

Definitely #NotAllKoreans, and not a uniquely Korean mental state, but it is sort of funny when they tell you something you know isn't true. For example, my coworker once bragged to me that Koreans invented chili peppers, when even the Kimchi Museum in Seoul doesn't make this claim.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Wait, how do you invent Chili Peppers? Were they arguing Koreans invented them, shipped them to the Americas, and then only started eating them again when they were re-imported?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



David Choe described the Korean rage/resent/angst as the Han. Don't know if that's a common term for it or it's some bullshit he made up for his podcast. Besides it being a river of course.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Why mention Americas? Chilis and garlic are from Korea, duh.

Han is the term, yes. It's one of the emotions Koreans claim are unique to them, and his translation of it as "being super butthurt about anything bad that ever happened to a Korean" is pretty solid.

Being sandwiched between China and Japan and being treated as one or the other's bitch at different times for the past couple thousand years is a good way to develop a massive national inferiority complex I suppose.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Snowy posted:

David Choe described the Korean rage/resent/angst as the Han. Don't know if that's a common term for it or it's some bullshit he made up for his podcast. Besides it being a river of course.

Nope, that's a real belief.

I once had a coteacher defend a child who kicked me HARD for taking away his toy (almost everyone does taekwondo, remember, so he kicked me pretty drat hard) by saying "You have offended his Han. Foreigners always try to control Korean people. He is a good Korean, so he fought you to protect his property." I wanted to say that I'm Greek-Egyptian so if we're kicking everyone else based on level of oppression I should drat well get a shot in, too, but I just said, "kicking is against the rules" and she hosed off to take a nap.

Barudak posted:

Wait, how do you invent Chili Peppers? Were they arguing Koreans invented them, shipped them to the Americas, and then only started eating them again when they were re-imported?

I guess they got them from the Inca-gookin. Really, I have no idea. This was the guy who used to berate me every day for being in my late twenties and not having kids.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Grand Fromage posted:

Why mention Americas? Chilis and garlic are from Korea, duh.

Han is the term, yes. It's one of the emotions Koreans claim are unique to them, and his translation of it as "being super butthurt about anything bad that ever happened to a Korean" is pretty solid.

Being sandwiched between China and Japan and being treated as one or the other's bitch at different times for the past couple thousand years is a good way to develop a massive national inferiority complex I suppose.

As a Canadian I accepted that I live in a small country that is a minor player both historically and on the world stage today a long time ago and I find it really weird that residents of other countries seem to have trouble accepting the same thing.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

For example, my coworker once bragged to me that Koreans invented chili peppers, when even the Kimchi Museum in Seoul doesn't make this claim.

Apparently a korea goon got kicked out of the kimchi museum for questioning the provenance of chili peppers. I need to dig through some of the past China threads to find that post again...

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fojar38 posted:

As a Canadian I accepted that I live in a small country that is a minor player both historically and on the world stage today a long time ago and I find it really weird that residents of other countries seem to have trouble accepting the same thing.

Yeah but you know there's a shitton of Canadians with a huge inferiority complex about the US, too. Other Canadians have told me a ton of the education is us vs the dumb 'mericans sort of stuff, which is very much like Korean schools.

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
drat it feels good to be American

#wethebest

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