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Baloogan posted:im p sure tho that there are aliens who just go around killing other alien civilizations and humanities days are numbered already lol yeah until they run into the manimal sphere 
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Baloogan posted:im p sure tho that there are aliens who just go around killing other alien civilizations and humanities days are numbered already haha no that's gonna be us. all the other intelligent aliens in the universe are cute cuddly bear things that live in trees and have starships made out of bamboo and mud and funny salamanders that just like to cruise.
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Baloogan posted:people are like "lol tv transmissions" what ya drinking tonight? 
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Apr 21, 2017 09:59
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manmal is protecting us from aliens even now
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Apr 21, 2017 09:59
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Lol imagine Trump being in charge of first contact
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I did a thing posted:what ya drinking tonight? Ballantine's and coke
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Apr 21, 2017 09:59
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trump will molest an alien in my lifetime
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He would scam the poo poo outta those aliens, art of the deal you little green bastards
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Tiler Kiwi posted:trump will molest an alien in my lifetime nah he got ICE to do that for him
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you know what upsets me the most? theres super epic jiant space opera battles with beautiful princesses and dashing princes in massive space ships happening RIGHT THE gently caress NOW and i can't know about it
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Apr 21, 2017 10:00
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trump will sell us out in order to hump a grey space babe with a wig
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If aliens exists they are probably so loving dumb to physically travel light years just to get a devastating own by me commenting their clothes/social status, etc.
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Tiler Kiwi posted:trump will molest an alien in my lifetime [melania]
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i was looking at the stars on a dark country night, and i saw a quick blink like a moderately bright star appeared and disappeared almost as quickly as a camera flash. i totally saw luke blow up that death star dude
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there are aliens but theyre just humans with lumpy heads or pointy ears an infinite universe and its just fuckin humans everywhere and some of em are sad and some of em are angry
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Tiler Kiwi posted:trump will sell us out in order to hump a grey space babe with a wig same
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if you drive up a tall hill at night and look down at the city youll see a bunch of lights, each one of those lights is a house with people just like you living in it and theyre just as numb as you are. maybe number. mambo number five.
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stephen colbert laughs in front of his studio audience, shuffles his feet a bit "man, alien invasions, huh? just when things were going so well for us here" audience laughs and applauds, then colbert raises a single eyebrow, prompting more laughs and he has to awkwardly hold it for ten seconds for the laughter to die down "looks like the wall's gonna have to get a ceiling" audience hoots in laughter right before the space laser disintegrates them all, leaving nothing but skulls still chattering their teeth in appreciation at colbert's final devastating own
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Homeless Friend posted:Lol imagine Trump being in charge of first contact I hope we make contact with another civilization before I die. But Day 100 approaches.
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Baloogan posted:you know what upsets me the most? flash gordon got in the game and he was just some sorta fuckin football player. should be easy for a goon.
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Baloogan posted:you know what upsets me the most? RIGHT NOW an extremely handsome alien that looks like a praying mantis with flowing hair just rescued a space babe and you'll never know
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Homeless Friend posted:He would scam the poo poo outta those aliens, art of the deal you little green bastards SNL did a skit actually now that I think on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrkJM4JUB28
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Tiler Kiwi posted:stephen colbert laughs in front of his studio audience, shuffles his feet a bit "man, alien invasions, huh? just when things were going so well for us here" audience laughs and applauds, then colbert raises a single eyebrow, prompting more laughs and he has to awkwardly hold it for ten seconds for the laughter to die down "looks like the wall's gonna have to get a ceiling" audience hoots in laughter right before the space laser disintegrates them all, leaving nothing but skulls still chattering their teeth in appreciation at colbert's final devastating own Lol
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one other thing that freaks me out is that theres 360 degrees or whatever im facing towards half the univeres, the other half gets to look at my rear end but i can switch that easy by just turning around once read this 
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I did a thing posted:I hope we make contact with another civilization before I die. day 200: trump makes first contact with atlantis, brokers a peace, they turn down the ocean CO2 emissions, trump now officially the best person who ever lived day 300: nuclear hellfire
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Baloogan posted:one other thing that freaks me out is that theres 360 degrees or whatever i hope you pronounce that dickronauts
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some galaxy a million light years away from your perspective inscribes a MASSIVE loving CIRCLE and travels many million times the speed of light from your perspective when you spin around 360 degrees
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Apr 21, 2017 10:09
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You can flip off a significant percentage of the known universe just by giving the finger in any random direction.
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somewhere out there is a species that has four or more sexes and biological reproduction follows a sequence and there are separate taboo categories for every permutation of the sequence which deviates from the natural progression, and it was the need to comprehend the number of resulting fetishes that led to their development of higher maths and eventually interstellar hegemony, though their ability to communicate with other intelligent life is limited by their language being 98.3% comprised of words roughly translatable to "human being"
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VectorSigma posted:somewhere out there is a species that has four or more sexes and biological reproduction follows a sequence and there are separate taboo categories for every permutation of the sequence which deviates from the natural progression, and it was the need to comprehend the number of resulting fetishes that led to their development of higher maths and eventually interstellar hegemony, though their ability to communicate with other intelligent life is limited by their language being 98.3% comprised of words roughly translatable to "human being" squanch you
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We do the k ow anything about aliens so we just inscribe them with our own baggage, like our anime fantasies or fear that our history of violent inhuman colonization will be visited upon us.
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punchymcpunch posted:flash gordon got in the game and he was just some sorta fuckin football player. should be easy for a goon. Plus he played for the Jets, so you know the bar is super-low.
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punchymcpunch posted:day 200: trump makes first contact with atlantis, brokers a peace, they turn down the ocean CO2 emissions, trump now officially the best person who ever lived space vampires will be our undoing.
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prefect posted:Plus he played for the Jets, so you know the bar is super-low. how dare u 
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I did a thing posted:space vampires will be our undoing. i seen a cool movie about that, patrick stewart's head turned into blood
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we expect these big epic things out of aliens but maybe a civilization gets to the point that they can visit billions of planets and they get bored like some no mans sky player and the most they do when they land here is kill a few of us and then build something that looks like a dick and then uninstall and play something else
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Baloogan posted:some galaxy a million light years away from your perspective inscribes a MASSIVE loving CIRCLE and travels many million times the speed of light from your perspective when you spin around 360 degrees somewhere theres a planet where everyone is an anime and you can marry an anime that planet is called earth
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VectorSigma posted:somewhere out there is a species that has four or more sexes and biological reproduction follows a sequence and there are separate taboo categories for every permutation of the sequence which deviates from the natural progression, and it was the need to comprehend the number of resulting fetishes that led to their development of higher maths and eventually interstellar hegemony, though their ability to communicate with other intelligent life is limited by their language being 98.3% comprised of words roughly translatable to "human being" trump admin team, in its hour of desperation and not knowing what to do with this intel, suddenly startle as a cry of human being BITCH SUCK MY MOMS COCK perices the room. except this time, it wasn't from the universal translator desciphering another communication from the looming armada; it came from within the crisis room. wide eyed, they slowly turn their gaze to the corner of the room, where young barron trump is screaming his xbox "gamers." mumbles one stoody professor type, watching barron viciously teabag a teammates corpse. "gamers have spent their whole lives with a human being based syntax." a grizzled general grabs an intern excitedly. "get the president on the line, tell him we found our negotiator" COMING 2018: ART OF THE DEAL 2: SON OF THE DEAL
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punchymcpunch posted:how dare u I thought the football fight was the coolest thing I had ever seen.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjFCVTpsIps Of course he wears a T-shirt with his name on it.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:we expect these big epic things out of aliens but maybe a civilization gets to the point that they can visit billions of planets and they get bored like some no mans sky player and the most they do when they land here is kill a few of us and then build something that looks like a dick and then uninstall and play something else what happens is they land for a spot of r&r and the ship's doctor's idiot son accidentally does a murder and they fly away over and over and over again
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