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joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
I just love unsure Rocket. Although it looks like he's trying to feign innocence.

"Rocket who tipped over all the trashcans?"

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FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
I've never seen a raccoon who's so bad at making a mess.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE: Spider-Man's entire body is being tied in a pretzel knot and used to smash more trash cans, traffic lights, cars

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



rip

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Oh poo poo he hit the button that makes the sentry fire the shroom beam.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Here lies Peter Parker.

He was accidentally disintegrated by a space raccoon.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Is Eggs Butter Cheese Bread some sort of space variant on Eeny Meeny Miney Moe?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

space bread

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Begemot posted:

Here lies Peter Parker.

He was accidentally disintegrated by a space raccoon.

Captain America steps up to the podium and leans in close to the microphone, mutters,"Honestly I'm not really surprised."

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Zeeman posted:

Is Eggs Butter Cheese Bread some sort of space variant on Eeny Meeny Miney Moe?

Omelette Du Fromage!

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


I'm imagining that last panel of Rocket pressing the button dramatically like the potato chip scene from death note

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Jukebox Hero posted:

Oh poo poo he hit the button that makes the sentry fire the shroom beam.



Rocket what did you do

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I'm Mary Jane, running through the light blue void.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Mikl posted:



Rocket what did you do

I guess in some wacky way he wins!

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

Mikl posted:


Rocket what did you do
yessss

Yesssssss

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE ACTUAL WORD IS ROCKET, IT'S JUST THE FOURTH THING YOU POINT AT

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Haifisch posted:

I'm Mary Jane, running through the light blue void.

Some Mary Janes always try to ice skate uphill.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



daww

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Umm, if you could rip your way out of it's back, why didn't you do that first?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

jng2058 posted:

Umm, if you could rip your way out of it's back, why didn't you do that first?

Nah, that's the head-hole Spidey tore open earlier. MJ's just switching to her stiltman heels.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Nah, that's the head-hole Spidey tore open earlier. MJ's just switching to her stiltman heels.

And running around it at incredible speeds.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
she was gearing up for a boss battle that involved circle strafing and hitting the robot's exposed weak point.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




God drat, I love everything about this thread.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hey now lady, why go out for chicken when you've got beef at home?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Yup, I can still hear the sound effect.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

God bless you :allears:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Zeeman posted:

Is Eggs Butter Cheese Bread some sort of space variant on Eeny Meeny Miney Moe?
I'm assuming it's some old 40's version of it, to go along with the bill clips and tariffs. At least they didn't use the original version of eeny meeny miney moe.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

I wont lie, due to SA my brain is hardwired to autimaticaly assume a Goatse

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


Now Rocket as we know, what happens on Alpha Centari stays on Alpha Centari.

And I wonder if they are going to finish up this GoTG storyline just as GoTG 2 is released. Where everyone else will start doing GoTG based stories.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

The Question IRL posted:

Now Rocket as we know, what happens on Alpha Centari stays on Alpha Centari.

And I wonder if they are going to finish up this GoTG storyline just as GoTG 2 is released. Where everyone else will start doing GoTG based stories.

Pretty sure when this started everyone was wondering why they were doing Rocket now, rather than when GoTG2 came out, because it was five loving months ago

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Spider-Man having a nice butt is canon.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

The Question IRL posted:

Now Rocket as we know, what happens on Alpha Centari stays on Alpha Centari.

And I wonder if they are going to finish up this GoTG storyline just as GoTG 2 is released. Where everyone else will start doing GoTG based stories.

I would love Newspaper Spiderman being so far behind the times it ends up being hype-up material for Marvel movies.

Maybe if they start right now they can hype up the Black Panther movie.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I would love seeing hyper-competent Black Panther forced to team up with walking disaster Spider-Man :swoon:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



aww

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
what did throwing ronan at the sentry even do other than shut the shroom beam off for however many seconds it took to put ronan on the ground

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



it let spidey rip its head open

he should have probably ripped its arms off or something instead but oh well

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what did throwing ronan at the sentry even do other than shut the shroom beam off for however many seconds it took to put ronan on the ground

He was a kree shield to allow Spider-Man and Rocket to get near it.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what did throwing ronan at the sentry even do other than shut the shroom beam off for however many seconds it took to put ronan on the ground

It did let Spider-Man get close enough to tear his head open so I guess it worked.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh no, the sentry vomited out spiderman before he could escape and stop MJ from snapping Rocket's neck :saddowns:

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