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Pvt.Scott posted:It's a joke, and mortifying teenagers is always a net good.
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[22/m]I got set up with a mormon [23/f]by a friendquote:Long story short, I had my eye on this girl for awhile and asked a friend of hers to put in a good word for me. We went out on our first date and I suddenly discovered that she was extremely religious, as in spending half of the date talking about how i can get closer to god and poo poo. Dude you had one date, just go "It's not working out" and bail, why would you try to make this work
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 12:25 |
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Very carefully and from another state, jesus.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 12:53 |
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Danaru posted:[22/m]I got set up with a mormon [23/f]by a friend Posts on Reddit, probably very desperate
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 13:02 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Owned by a child yet again, will r/relationships wonders never cease? why did he think even for one second that this would be appropriate
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 13:46 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:why did he think even for one second that this would be appropriate Goddamn. I'm just imagining one of my uncles saying "how'd you like to see those funbags?" to me. What a loving weird sentence.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Owned by a child yet again, will r/relationships wonders never cease? I love this one.
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YeahTubaMike posted:why did he think even for one second that this would be appropriate he clearly states he is an idiot
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:01 |
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He obviously knows it's inappropriate he just took the risk and got caught and blown up in probably the most hilarious way possible.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:06 |
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sout posted:Goddamn. I'm just imagining one of my uncles saying "how'd you like to see those funbags?" to me. What a loving weird sentence. psst, ever seen a grown man's penis?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:13 |
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im a cool uncle
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:14 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:why did he think even for one second that this would be appropriate
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:42 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:why did he think even for one second that this would be appropriate *mirthless voice* Sharing in-jokes at the expense of outsiders is a fast way to build in-group solidarity. In this case, the dad is trying to bridge a troubled relationship by drawing attention to some stonkin' great titties. "How'd you like to see those funbags?" Is probably how HIS dad expressed it to him, and even though consciously he knows what he's doing is wrong, he finds himself in the position of Dudejoke Arbiter, where he can hand down ancestral misogyny to the next generation.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:*mirthless voice* Sharing in-jokes at the expense of outsiders is a fast way to build in-group solidarity. In this case, the dad is trying to bridge a troubled relationship by drawing attention to some stonkin' great titties. "How'd you like to see those funbags?" Is probably how HIS dad expressed it to him, and even though consciously he knows what he's doing is wrong, he finds himself in the position of Dudejoke Arbiter, where he can hand down ancestral misogyny to the next generation. Thank you for this.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:*mirthless voice* Sharing in-jokes at the expense of outsiders is a fast way to build in-group solidarity. In this case, the dad is trying to bridge a troubled relationship by drawing attention to some stonkin' great titties. "How'd you like to see those funbags?" Is probably how HIS dad expressed it to him, and even though consciously he knows what he's doing is wrong, he finds himself in the position of Dudejoke Arbiter, where he can hand down ancestral misogyny to the next generation.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:16 |
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i say this because it happened to me. as a young lad my crazy uncle took me to strip clubs and taught me how to drive stick after he got tanked on ale and crabcakes. he worked as a government spy for the IRS and used to tell war stories to the strippers he'd pick up. eventually my dad, who was a pro weight lifter until he hernia'd so bad all his insides fell out, caught wind of how many strippers had given 15 year old me handies and punched my uncle so bad his face caved in like a november pumpkin. there are a lot of reasons to not ever have kids, basically. edit- i lied about my age to my uncle and the strippers, which worked out because i had the beard of a grizzled pershmerga hardass by 14. photos of me from the age look like i taped a racist wig to my neck
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WoodrowSkillson posted:he clearly states he is an idiot touche PHIZ KALIFA posted:*mirthless voice* Sharing in-jokes at the expense of outsiders is a fast way to build in-group solidarity. In this case, the dad is trying to bridge a troubled relationship by drawing attention to some stonkin' great titties. "How'd you like to see those funbags?" Is probably how HIS dad expressed it to him, and even though consciously he knows what he's doing is wrong, he finds himself in the position of Dudejoke Arbiter, where he can hand down ancestral misogyny to the next generation. i'm really glad that my cool uncle only did things like let me watch ECW and listen to gangsta rap and play video games
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i say this because it happened to me. as a young lad my crazy uncle took me to strip clubs and taught me how to drive stick after he got tanked on ale and crabcakes. he worked as a government spy for the IRS and used to tell war stories to the strippers he'd pick up. eventually my dad, who was a pro weight lifter until he hernia'd so bad all his insides fell out, caught wind of how many strippers had given 15 year old me handies and punched my uncle so bad his face caved in like a november pumpkin.
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"Listen, this isn't who I am. I don't objectify women at all! I don't ogle them! And by not at all I mean, I do, but only directly to impressionable kids I'm a role model for."
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YeahTubaMike posted:touche your uncle owns and is the type of uncle i aspire to be
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:27 |
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he's my favorite uncle
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:*mirthless voice* Sharing in-jokes at the expense of outsiders is a fast way to build in-group solidarity. In this case, the dad is trying to bridge a troubled relationship by drawing attention to some stonkin' great titties. "How'd you like to see those funbags?" Is probably how HIS dad expressed it to him, and even though consciously he knows what he's doing is wrong, he finds himself in the position of Dudejoke Arbiter, where he can hand down ancestral misogyny to the next generation.
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YeahTubaMike posted:he's my favorite uncle Who is his favorite old school ECW wrestler though this is important
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i say this because it happened to me. as a young lad my crazy uncle took me to strip clubs and taught me how to drive stick after he got tanked on ale and crabcakes. he worked as a government spy for the IRS and used to tell war stories to the strippers he'd pick up. eventually my dad, who was a pro weight lifter until he hernia'd so bad all his insides fell out, caught wind of how many strippers had given 15 year old me handies and punched my uncle so bad his face caved in like a november pumpkin. How lovely of an uncle do you have to be to not know how old your nephew is? *glances back at rest of post* Ohhhhhhhh
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Who is his favorite old school ECW wrestler though this is important i am not sure who his favorite one was, but he was definitely partial to new jack and the dudley boyz
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YeahTubaMike posted:i am not sure who his favorite one was, but he was definitely partial to new jack and the dudley boyz Excellent
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 16:19 |
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My [27] boyfriend [28] slept with another woman and claims I wanted him toquote:My hands are shaking, so sorry if there are typos. I don't know if I'll be able to explain what just happened. I'm in a hotel room right now, just falling apart. UPDATE My [27] boyfriend [28] slept with another woman and claims I wanted him to quote:Firstly, thank you all for your comments and advice. My gut knew that I had to end the relationship, but I needed a kick in the pants to actually do it. I tried looking for the secret word uncle but I found this unrelated thing and I just really wanted to share. Place your speculative and uncollectible bets: is he lying, or is he just that loving dumb? (He's still dumb if it's a lie but the idea he was earnestly plowing away at another woman while thinking 'my girlfriend is going to love this' just delights the funny bone.)
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Tiny Deer posted:Place your speculative and uncollectible bets: is he lying, or is he just that loving dumb?
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:The guy [22M] I've [22F] been seeing for a few months said something very insensitive about my former boyfriend who passed away. Some people! He was trying to do you a favor! Now you have to deal with your new ex walking around doing whatever he wants!
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 16:37 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i say this because it happened to me. as a young lad my crazy uncle took me to strip clubs and taught me how to drive stick after he got tanked on ale and crabcakes. he worked as a government spy for the IRS and used to tell war stories to the strippers he'd pick up. eventually my dad, who was a pro weight lifter until he hernia'd so bad all his insides fell out, caught wind of how many strippers had given 15 year old me handies and punched my uncle so bad his face caved in like a november pumpkin. Not an emptyquote
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Yawgmoth posted:You know, I am always leery of the phrase "no one is that dumb" because human stupidity is a bottomless well, but come the gently caress on no one is really that stupid. I just have this hope that there's some gormless moron who read a combination of just enough sex positive literature, Dan Savage columns, r/redpill, and r/polyamory to think he'd hit on the perfect surprise present for his girlfriend, but stopped and thought 'I don't want the threesome to be awkward, so I should probably practice loving this girl a few times'. I know it's not true but it's a beautiful story. The best part is that's the story this guy expected her to somehow believe.
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Tiny Deer posted:My [27] boyfriend [28] slept with another woman and claims I wanted him to Maybe she's just really hard to get gifts for? It's all "these shoes don't fit", "I don't like this color", "why are you loving a potential threesome candidate without me or letting me know beforehand?" like jfc get a grip Susan. Buried lede ahoy! I [30M] concerned over girlfriend [25F]'s plan to be pop star impersonator as side job; am I supportive enough? Relationships quote:2 points 5 comments submitted 7 months ago by nebbiron856jh to r/relationships
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Bubblyblubber posted:Maybe she's just really hard to get gifts for? It's all "these shoes don't fit", "I don't like this color", "why are you loving a potential threesome candidate without me or letting me know beforehand?" like jfc get a grip Susan. The math here is bizarre because he's lying about their ages (or the whole story is a lie)
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Let me just throw in threesomes in my discussion of my girlfriend's desire to be a professional impersonator. Also, taking advantage of a "vulnerable" 13 year old? Oh, and a car salesman?
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Bubblyblubber posted:Owned by a child yet again, will r/relationships wonders never cease?
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:The math here is bizarre because he's lying about their ages (or the whole story is a lie) Yeah I'm confused, so he met her when he was 18 and she was.... 13......
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 17:20 |
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I want to believe funbags nephew knew exactly what he was doing and saw his opportunity to get creepy uncle off his back
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 17:22 |
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MF_James posted:Yeah I'm confused, so he met her when he was 18 and she was.... 13...... That and he was 12 years younger 9 years ago
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He writes like a psychopath, I wouldn't be surprised
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:That and he was 12 years younger 9 years ago oh i didn't catch that one!
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