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Aesop Poprock posted:Lol uk local news makes American local news seem like a michael bay movie Wow, implying Ireland is part of the UK. Tomorrow in the news, Aesop Poprock blown up in mysterious toaster accident
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I love this
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 17:35 |
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Phlegmish posted:Wow, implying Ireland is part of the UK. I don't even own a toaster the ira is powerless against me
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Azathoth posted:Imagine that you're out running errands one day and as you go about your business, NFL offensive linemen just start following you around. One or two at first, but then a few more show up. They make small talk and chat amongst themselves, and aren't threatening at all, but wherever you go, they follow you like lost puppies, and every time you turn around, there seems to be a few more of them and they're all expecting you to lead them somewhere. They can't tell you where they think you're going, but they're all quite sure that you're going to go there soon and they're happy to follow you until you get there. At some point, as unnerving as the experience might be, you're probably just gonna keep running errands and hope they get bored. This is kind of like when you're the first one off a train/bus in a strange terminal and everyone else starts following you, assuming you know the way out
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Phlegmish posted:Wow, implying Ireland is part of the UK. Lurgan is in part of the UK, dingaling
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 20:27 |
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This is from the local paper in my hometown. It's not the most forward-thinking place.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:00 |
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Tennis Match Interrupted by Loud Sex, Everybody Wins (Except Guy Who Lost)
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 04:02 |
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Man the commentator makes that video.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 08:34 |
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https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/854713920602484736
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:34 |
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Who cares mice are better at not getting cancer and learning tricks
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 22:43 |
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Oculus Rift founder backs Trump using shell companies that references Chrono Trigger.quote:As reported by Mother Jones, Luckey—who last year tried to deny he was a Trump supporter—has since donated $100,000 to Trump’s inauguration committee, basically the fund that was used to help the President celebrate his election victory.
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The MSJ posted:Oculus Rift founder backs Trump using shell companies that references Chrono Trigger. Eat the
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 04:29 |
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Who cares mice are better at not getting cancer and learning tricks You fool! We can't send both mice and elephants to Mars on the same mission!
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 05:00 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:You fool! We can't send both mice and elephants to Mars on the same mission! If elephants really were afraid of mice we could deploy mice in a space capsule in a certain specific way to get the elephants to stomp on elephant foot sized floor controls inside the spacecraft for piloting the thing. Like Dance Dance Revolution.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:09 |
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Mice are not interested in Mars. They paid a lot of money to get Earth built.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If elephants really were afraid of mice we could deploy mice in a space capsule in a certain specific way to get the elephants to stomp on elephant foot sized floor controls inside the spacecraft for piloting the thing. Like Dance Dance Revolution. Good news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oA77tVNKtc
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:28 |
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US Army base on lockdown, sixty four soldiers busted in cocaine drug ring Posting mainly for the header image:
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The MSJ posted:Mice are not interested in Mars. They paid a lot of money to get Earth built. No, some of them were. They were just shunned by the others because of their prolictivity towards motorcycles.
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Liberal Democrat leader to take on Fish finger in UK election.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:42 |
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quote:A man dressed as a fish finger is reportedly going to stand against him, in order to "knock him off his perch and put him in his plaice". OK, which one of you is this?
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:53 |
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Only cod can judge him.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Only cod can judge him. God have mercy on his sole
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What happened to that glaswegian penguin? Didn't he win against a lib dem in 2015? e: Edinburgh council sorry Ichabod Sexbeast has a new favorite as of 17:59 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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If you guys don't quit with the fish puns I'll have tilapia dicks off
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:God have mercy on his sole His campaign will surely flouder
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A serial “spanker” is on the loose, spanking women at random Some college students are warning others about a man now deemed "The Spokane Spanker." The women are students at Gonzaga University, a Catholic school in Washington where a man on a bicycle has been reported racing by, swiftly smacking random women on the bottom. http://kfor.com/2017/04/20/a-serial-spanker-is-on-the-loose-spanking-women-at-random/
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 06:24 |
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Just sounds like a good samaritan is just doing a sexy service for the all the Spokane ladies. Lettin' em know all those pert little bootys are appreciated.
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Lime Tonics posted:A serial “spanker” is on the loose, spanking women at random sounds like the kind of person who later turns out to have been a serial rapist
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Lime Tonics posted:A serial “spanker” is on the loose, spanking women at random Sounds like the guy is in training to be the next "Butt Slasher". I'm imagining that he's humming the theme to "Rocky" as he pedals swiftly down the road toward his victim, lays down a resounding THWACK on their rear end cheek, then rides away with his hands in the air in a gesture of triumph. The original was nothing like that. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Fairfax-County-Butt-Slasher-to-Be-Sentenced-Friday-222674431.html
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Lime Tonics posted:A serial “spanker” is on the loose, spanking women at random Considering the telomeres guy lives in Spokane. Police should check with him first for every crime like this.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 12:07 |
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I'm here to complain about the whitewashing in this version of "The Second Bakery Attack"
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 12:17 |
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‘Please don’t get it’: Starbucks baristas are flipping out over the Unicorn Frappuccinoquote:It appears that Starbucks baristas don’t really like the drink, either. Braden Burson, a barista in Colorado, published a video rant on Twitter about the drink, saying that it is difficult to make and very messy. (The video has been deleted from his account.) quote:The Associated Press reports that Starbucks is reaching out to Burson “to talk about his experience and how to make it better.”
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Just sounds like a good samaritan is just doing a sexy service for the all the Spokane ladies. Lettin' em know all those pert little bootys are appreciated. They never should have given him a catchy alliterated nickname, now they'll never get rid of him.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 13:00 |
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But it looks good when paired with "wanted dead or alive".
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Catberry posted:Considering the telomeres guy lives in Spokane. Police should check with him first for every crime like this.
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Solice Kirsk posted:OK, which one of you is this? I can neither confirm nor deny any accusations.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:32 |
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Married man in India has no money to take his girlfriend on vacation, so he gives her a fake plane ticket and then sent letters to the authority alerting them of a terrorist threat he made up. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/58274995.cms
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GWBBQ posted:This guy randomly sent me a friend request on Facebook a few months ago So how's life without a head?
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