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Panfilo posted:That last one was bad, but not as rapey as I feared it would be. Hello Mr President
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Haha yeah there's no way anyone could actually not be on board with sexual assault
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Apr 21, 2017 15:03
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Dude seems to know he did wrong and is properly ashamed at least Thank god she was in all ways able to slap him and gtfo before something really bad happened buckets of buckets posted:Haha yeah lets all ~signal our virtue~ what's this post signal then
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Apr 21, 2017 15:05
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loquacius posted:Dude seems to know he did wrong and is properly ashamed at least Agreed. My response came off really bad and I apologize.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:21
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loquacius posted:what's this post signal then white nationalism
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Apr 21, 2017 15:22
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I think it was really obvious what Panfilo was saying and everyone tripping over each other to condemn him as a rape apologist should probably take a deep breath and really think about why they felt the need to do that
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Apr 21, 2017 15:32
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Yeah no one has to condone what he did, but if rapegoon is truly sorry then he has to live with himself - and thats far worse then anyone telling him he's a piece of poo poo
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Apr 21, 2017 15:35
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free basket of chips posted:Yeah no one has to condone what he did, but if rapegoon is truly sorry then he has to live with himself - and thats far worse then anyone telling him he's a piece of poo poo but not worse than, you know, being charged with a crime 
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Apr 21, 2017 15:40
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purple death ray posted:I think it was really obvious what Panfilo was saying and everyone tripping over each other to condemn him as a rape apologist should probably take a deep breath and really think about why they felt the need to do that Thank you.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:43
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And miss my chance to be a pedantic rear end in a top hat? Sorry Panfilo, was just giving you a hard time buddy.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:46
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As hosed up as it was, I hope he learned from it. It went far enough to illuminate just how wrong it was, yet hopefully not far enough to cause much emotional damage to that girl. She was able to decisively put an end to it, and that's good. I hope his reaction to getting slapped was "Holy gently caress, what the hell am I doing? I'm disgusting, and this is never happening again." The actual psychos don't have that guilty feeling and just continue to escalate.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:48
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quote:My brother and his wife are expecting their first kid. The problem, and my confession, is that I think they picked a really awful name and they're ruining this kid's life. Even setting aside the whole bullying aspect, they are naming their son after a comic-relief villain's henchman who is named after ANOTHER villain character from Shakespeare. It's just not a good choice. quote:Forgive me goons for I have sinned. This is my first confession....  ok this one took a turn
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Apr 21, 2017 18:24
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In school that kids friends are going to cyber-bully him to suicide by spamming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA at him.
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Apr 21, 2017 18:26
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Cannibal Goon posted:Forgive me goons for I have sinned. This is my first confession.... This is a good confession, More should be like this one. How big was the meat chunk? Was cooking it your idea, or your friends?
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Apr 21, 2017 18:34
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Prions aint no joke cannibal goon. You got lucky this time but realize that with each succulent roll of the dice you could end up with horrible degenerative diseases that replicate like a cancer throughout your body.
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Apr 21, 2017 18:45
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Zajajaja posted:Prions aint no joke cannibal goon. You got lucky this time but realize that with each succulent roll of the dice you could end up with horrible degenerative diseases that replicate like a cancer throughout your body. Also have fun explaining to the doctors/police about how you got it.
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Judge Tesla posted:Also have fun explaining to the doctors/police about how you got it. You won't go to prison. You'll be dead long before then.
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RE: cannibal goon Judge Tesla posted:Also have fun explaining to the doctors/police about how you got it. Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 19:00
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That's fake. If you had cut enough out of him so you can fry and eat it (meaning it I'd not wafer thin), he'd be bleeding from a wound with a surface area that is so big that stitches alone wouldn't help.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:06
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buckets of buckets posted:Haha yeah lets all ~signal our virtue~ Congrats, you've successfully signaled yours
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Apr 21, 2017 19:07
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Zajajaja posted:Prions aint no joke cannibal goon. You got lucky this time but realize that with each succulent roll of the dice you could end up with horrible degenerative diseases that replicate like a cancer throughout your body. Don't be a fearmonger, you don't get prion diseases from eating healthy people any more than you get them from eating healthy cows. Unless you're eating the brain of someone who's shaking like Michael J. Fox, you're in the clear. What you actually need to worry about is The Hunger. Last thing we need on these forums is another goddamn wendigo.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:08
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Pearnicious posted:RE: cannibal goon Just means you've got to find one of those black market doctors. Pretty sure they deal with cannibals on the regular. Cannibal goon, do you have a curiously insatiable hunger now, or have you put the most delicious cut of meat you'll ever eat behind you?
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Apr 21, 2017 19:09
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It's like that movie Raw but lamer.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:12
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Relevant Tangent posted:Just means you've got to find one of those black market doctors. Pretty sure they deal with cannibals on the regular. Cannibal goon, do you have a curiously insatiable hunger now, or have you put the most delicious cut of meat you'll ever eat behind you? I imagine him, already having a reputation with the local morgue. Sitting in a waiting room, watching all the bodies coming in, salivating. Just waiting for his chance to run off with an unclaimed cadaver. Contemplating on what spices to use... or if to even cook it at all this time.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:15
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What's the perfect wine pairing for human sausages?
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:I imagine him, already having a reputation with the local morgue. Sitting in a waiting room, watching all the bodies coming in, salivating. Just waiting for his chance to run off with an unclaimed cadaver. Contemplating on what spices to use... or if to even cook it at all this time. 
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:What's the perfect wine pairing for human sausages? I brought ur mom a nice chianti last time I gave her some human sausage and she seemed pretty happy with it
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Apr 21, 2017 19:45
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loquacius posted:I brought ur mom a nice chianti last time I gave her some human sausage and she seemed pretty happy with it Read this as Anthony Hopkins.
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loquacius posted:I brought ur mom a nice chianti last time I gave her some human sausage and she seemed pretty happy with it 
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Apr 21, 2017 19:55
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:What's the perfect wine pairing for human sausages? People are pork, so just use the same pairings you would with a swine sausage. A rich Chardonnay with good acidity works well, but sweeter wines are also good options so a Riesling should pair well.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:56
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yoga pants girl goon should have rented a boat
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Apr 21, 2017 19:56
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The best thing to drink with human flesh is actually Shasta, but only Moon Mist flavor
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Apr 21, 2017 19:59
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fruit on the bottom posted:Read this as Anthony Hopkins. There is probably at least one fanfiction out there somewhere where the suave, sophisticated Dr Lecter takes a middle-aged divorced suburban mother out for a romantic candlelit dinner of human flesh
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loquacius posted:There is probably at least one fanfiction out there somewhere where the suave, sophisticated Dr Lecter takes a middle-aged divorced suburban mother out for a romantic candlelit dinner of human flesh Only one? With the things that man does with his tongue I bet he's gotten more than just one author hot and bothered. 
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Apr 21, 2017 20:08
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I genuinely thought that rape confession wad going to be basically the op of that "tell me I'm not a rapist even though I basically sexually assaulted someone" in e/n.
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Apr 21, 2017 20:16
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value-brand cereal posted:rape confession wad The worst Doom wad.
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there was that earlier confession about the guy who did something with a 13yo when he was 15. why didnt you guys pounce on him?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:The worst Doom wad. adkfa
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Mycroft Holmes posted:there was that earlier confession about the guy who did something with a 13yo when he was 15. why didnt you guys pounce on him? um actually i think you'll find its called ephebophilia
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