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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




rear end struggle posted:

april memes rock




the latest advisory is to buy pooh memes

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

cinci zoo sniper posted:

like, if you want to know what happens when former sovietstan meets free refills, check this picture from burger king opening in minsk (belarus)

https://twitter.com/levzoloto/status/619399836891258880

Your'e welcome, former USSR.:smug::patriot::911:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Free Avvy, you fascists.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I'm excited for the upcoming Le Pen - Melenchon fascist off the flames of which will burn Europe.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

i bet you are

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Majorian posted:

Free Avvy, you fascists.

she always posts on her parachute account anyway

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Randler posted:

I'm excited for the upcoming Le Pen - Melenchon fascist off the flames of which will burn Europe.

Always reassuring to hear a German-speaker say things like this.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

rear end struggle posted:

april memes rock




Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Randler posted:

Didn't Ali once fight an MMA dude and basically got his leg destroyed?

Antonio Inoki kicked the crap out of his leg from the butt scoot position for 15 rounds, yes (Inoki is a Japanese pro wrestling legend, though, not an MMA fighter).

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
those look like green turds

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




mandatory lesbian posted:

those look like green turds

its marinated chicken, fyi

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
i feel like puking

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

cinci zoo sniper posted:

its marinated chicken, fyi
the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, aching, coughing, stuffy-head, fever, so you can rest marinade

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

in the avs voice:

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/855530625847115777

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Mmmm, Romulan kidneys.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

cinci zoo sniper posted:

its marinated chicken, fyi

marinated already digested chicken, mmmmm

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

mandatory lesbian posted:

marinated already digested chicken, mmmmm

Yikes...did he unhinge his jaw and just swallow it whole?:stare:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Hey, chatters! How goes it?

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


You wouldn't marinade in NyQuil to avoid ruining the chems come cook time. You'd just use anise if you wanted that.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, chatters! How goes it?

Avs got probated for posting an Overwatch fanfic (no idea if she wrote it or stole it from Randlers secret blog) so its been relatively quiet and uneventful.

Im watching playoff hockey even though my team was eliminated already.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Furnaceface posted:

Avs got probated for posting an Overwatch fanfic (no idea if she wrote it or stole it from Randlers secret blog) so its been relatively quiet and uneventful.

Im watching playoff hockey even though my team was eliminated already.

Not the Marlies, right? They still have two more games against the Devils, I see. Rude leaving their bus parked in the middle of our main thoroughfare, imo.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, chatters! How goes it?

Watching the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 season. It's pretty drat good, I'm happy.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Majorian posted:

Watching the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 season. It's pretty drat good, I'm happy.

What's the mystery?

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

idea: drink the nyquil then eat the chicken

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

stone cold posted:

idea: drink the nyquil then eat the chicken

what about drinking the nyquil, then eating the nyquil chicken, then drinking more nyquil in the abandoned 7-11 parking lot

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

fishmech posted:

what about drinking the nyquil, then eating the nyquil chicken, then drinking more nyquil in the abandoned 7-11 parking lot

also a good idea

or make a nyquil old fashioned

googling posted:

Ingredients:
1.5 oz Bourbon or rye whiskey (Bulleit Rye or Wild Turkey 101, recommended)
1 oz Sleepytime simple syrup*
15 ml NyQuil
1 dash Angostura bitters
2 dashes Regans’ Orange Bitters No. 6

Instructions:
In a chilled rocks glass, combine the whiskey, Sleepy Time simple syrup and nyquil over a single large ice cube. Add bitters. Garnish with orange peel (optional).

*Sleepytime Simple Syrup: Cold-steep one bag of Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Herbal Tea in pre-made simple syrup (1 part water, 1 part sugar) for 1-2 minutes, depending on how much of the tea flavoring you want to incorporate.

:discourse:

it even has tea for the rotds among us

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Please don't exceed the maximum dose of NyQuil, acetaminophen is highly toxic and you will scream the whole time you are dying.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

stone cold posted:

also a good idea

or make a nyquil old fashioned


:discourse:

it even has tea for the rotds among us

I can't imagine Nyquil does any favors to your liver's ability to process alcohol.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Extensive Vamping posted:

Please don't exceed the maximum dose of NyQuil, acetaminophen is highly toxic and you will scream the whole time you are dying.

i mean if they catch you in time they induce vomiting and you can have no liver damage

it sucks cause they hook you up to an iv afterwards and won't let you drink or eat anything to monitor your stomach and you still have to piss real bad

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I can't imagine Nyquil does any favors to your liver's ability to process alcohol.

no you get super drunk real quick

one of the worst times i blacked out like an idiot in college was before i knew not to drink the jungle juice, had a cup and was just gone

the brothers who added cough syrup also pissed in every batch, good times

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

stone cold posted:

no you get super drunk real quick

one of the worst times i blacked out like an idiot in college was before i knew not to drink the jungle juice, had a cup and was just gone

the brothers who added cough syrup also pissed in every batch, good times

:catstare:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

stone cold posted:

no you get super drunk real quick

one of the worst times i blacked out like an idiot in college was before i knew not to drink the jungle juice, had a cup and was just gone

the brothers who added cough syrup also pissed in every batch, good times

uh, um

you had some terrible friends

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

fraternity brothers are no one's friend

if slavs pops up you should ask him about our frat that got kicked off campus, got classified as a gang in the entire beltway area, and had a ginormous rape scandal a few years back

good times

e: oh they stick around because our uni president was in them when he was a kiddo

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
[quote="stone cold"
]
the brothers who added cough syrup also pissed in every batch, good times
[/quote]

Oh, so all blacks piss in jungle juice, huh? Nice.

gently caress ruined it by misquoting

erosion fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Apr 22, 2017

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Extensive Vamping posted:

Oh, so all blacks piss in jungle juice, huh? Nice.

no this was the whitest frat actually

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Extensive Vamping posted:

Oh, so all blacks piss in jungle juice, huh? Nice.

Who are you again? I don't recognize everybody what with the name-changing bonanza about a year ago.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

stone cold posted:

fraternity brothers are no one's friend

if slavs pops up you should ask him about our frat that got kicked off campus, got classified as a gang in the entire beltway area, and had a ginormous rape scandal a few years back

good times

e: oh they stick around because our uni president was in them when he was a kiddo

oh, I never actually went to a frat party when I was in college. living down the street from them was enough

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Been around for ages, just mostly lurk.

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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Aves Maria! posted:

oh, I never actually went to a fart party when I was in college.

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