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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


no loving way

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

(rap)

nopants
May 29, 2004

FabioClone posted:

Tried to find a list of all the jobs that Jared Kushner currently has. Here's what I've compiled from a few different sources:

1) Brokering peace in the Middle East.
2) Solving America’s opioid epidemic.
3) Being a "shadow diplomat" for diplomacy with Mexico.
4) Diplomacy with China.
5) Reforming health care for veterans.
6) Reforming the criminal justice system.
7) Streamlining the federal government and making it work like a business.
8) Talking with Iraq about how to deal with ISIS
9) Running the Office of American Innovation, described as a “SWAT team of strategic consultants.”

Let me know if I've missed any, and I'll try to keep the list updated if Jared finishes this stuff real quick and needs extra work.

He's also getting paid 15k a month to be Ivanka's chief of staff

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Good soup! posted:

no loving way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuXvpH5oVU

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


haha

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh my god that video

That's gonna be on media school final exams with like 30 questions isn't it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

FabioClone posted:

Tried to find a list of all the jobs that Jared Kushner currently has. Here's what I've compiled from a few different sources:

1) Brokering peace in the Middle East.
2) Solving America’s opioid epidemic.
3) Being a "shadow diplomat" for diplomacy with Mexico.
4) Diplomacy with China.
5) Reforming health care for veterans.
6) Reforming the criminal justice system.
7) Streamlining the federal government and making it work like a business.
8) Talking with Iraq about how to deal with ISIS
9) Running the Office of American Innovation, described as a “SWAT team of strategic consultants.”

Let me know if I've missed any, and I'll try to keep the list updated if Jared finishes this stuff real quick and needs extra work.

10)Whatever else keeps him from having sex with his wife

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

That video reminds me of this mega hit for some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Question 1: "Say you're given a chance to trim this down before it goes live, where do you cut it off?"

Good answer: "0:45"
Best answer: "0:00"

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

nopants posted:

He's also getting paid 15k a month to be Ivanka's chief of staff

Going to assume this is a dick joke, since google says she hired someone named Julie Radford

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

"I'm proud to be an American cause at least I know I'm free" -a song that definitely doesn't appeal to insecure cowards with a totally unwarranted sense of innate pride

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


FabioClone posted:

Tried to find a list of all the jobs that Jared Kushner currently has. Here's what I've compiled from a few different sources:

1) Brokering peace in the Middle East.
2) Solving America’s opioid epidemic.
3) Being a "shadow diplomat" for diplomacy with Mexico.
4) Diplomacy with China.
5) Reforming health care for veterans.
6) Reforming the criminal justice system.
7) Streamlining the federal government and making it work like a business.
8) Talking with Iraq about how to deal with ISIS
9) Running the Office of American Innovation, described as a “SWAT team of strategic consultants.”

Let me know if I've missed any, and I'll try to keep the list updated if Jared finishes this stuff real quick and needs extra work.

10) tongue punch trumps b hole has he flops on top of ivanka

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

nationalism is a disease and the cure is 'have a bullet for free' socialism

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

"at least i know i'm free" i sing as my internet browsing history is sold to anyone who will pay

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/855539416256978944

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


so to summarize this weak, a bunch of conservative talking heads found out the hard way that they do not have an anti-mattering field and trumps anti-mattering field has turned on him, removing his ability to influence the outside world. Sound about right?

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This week I also got a new shoe

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

god drat she sucks

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

nopants posted:

He's also getting paid 15k a month to be Ivanka's chief of staff

Ivanka is chief of Donald's oh you know what gently caress it

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

eonwe posted:

god drat she sucks

someone's watched "nailin' palin"

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Agean90 posted:

so to summarize this weak, a bunch of conservative talking heads found out the hard way that they do not have an anti-mattering field and trumps anti-mattering field has turned on him, removing his ability to influence the outside world. Sound about right?

you can say things suddenly matter all you want but at the end of the day Donald Trump is still president of the united states

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

you can say things suddenly matter all you want but at the end of the day Donald Trump is still president of the united states

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

you can say things suddenly matter all you want but at the end of the day Donald Trump is still president of the united states

things mattered a bit

mattering happens slowly in the winter of humankind, but it still happens

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

CAROL posted:

This week I also got a new shoe

does it match the one you already had

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

bump_fn posted:

someone's watched "nailin' palin"

:mrgw:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

with any luck the next president will undo everything trump has done, including removing gorsuch

The same way Obama removed Scalia.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Isn't God omnipresent?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

gorsuch and gently caress

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


eonwe posted:

things mattered a bit

mattering happens slowly in the winter of humankind, but it still happens

Soon comes the mattering-rok where the piss tape shall descend from the heavens to the sound of horns, Trump shall be struck down from office and blood shall run into the streets as CNN has lost the ability to equivocate and FOX is stuck deaf, mute, and blind. Repent sinners, the time is nigh!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

you can say things suddenly matter all you want but at the end of the day Donald Trump is still president of the united states

that also matters, like everything else

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



plus jesus already visited the white house, tiffany posted a picture of it and everything

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



deathbysnusnu posted:

mattering-rok

göttermätterung

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


bump_fn posted:

someone's watched "nailin' palin"

inmvite Lisa Ann to the White House

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Solarin posted:

gorsuch and gently caress

Netflix and chill gets worse by the hour

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



this juicero stuff will never stop being funny as poo poo

nopants
May 29, 2004
i do 10 burpies and pray to baby jesus every morning that trump's will be d one and his enemies smited. that youtube video really touched me

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


VectorSigma posted:

göttermätterung

Damnit, that's way better.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

VectorSigma posted:

göttermätterung

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

kaleedity posted:

the danish longaxe was the last two handed military weapon used by a western army primarily focused on specializing in hand-to-hand combat. RIP housecarls at the battle of hastings, gently caress archers

gently caress every noble. Eat arrows, bolts, and bullets you useless eaters.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


VectorSigma posted:

göttermätterung

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