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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

pathetic little tramp posted:

Alex Jones, Kid Rock, John Wayne - all conservative 'heroes' are just actors and worthless pussies in real life

and ted nugent poo poo and piss his pants for two weeks so he didnt get drafted

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
we've learned this week that alex jones is as real as real gets

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article145805169.html

Trump met with columbias ex pres uribe at mar a lago and lied about it. Columbian pres is pissed.

Also if you google trump uribe it asks if you really meant trump urine.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


MY FELLOW AMERICANS
I'm in a poorly lit video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qo0WTXMH8U

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
you may say "glass houses" to me but i do it out of pleasure/science

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol if ur fuckin' loaded and still drink jack daniels

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



shiksa posted:

and ted nugent poo poo and piss his pants for two weeks so he didnt get drafted

and then bragged about but if he *had* been a soldier he would have been great, just the best soldier, believe me

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
my fellow americans,

https://twitter.com/hinako39957363/status/787585346229841921

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
alex jones is so real the universe is actually alex jones' brain and thats why there is so much empty space

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

OK, so one time the Power Rangers fought a group of ninja catgirl flower evil Power Rangers. Why weren't they in the movie?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

lol if ur fuckin' loaded and still drink jack daniels

Nothing wrong with Jack Daniels no matter what tax bracket you are in.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


did i just watch two people suffocate on their own farts?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




are there people in those, i can't get a sense of the scale but i'm also not sure I want to know the answer

edit: thought it might have been some horribly hosed up animatronic but nope those definitely seem to be people

Grizzled Patriarch fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 22, 2017

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Winkie01 posted:

Nothing wrong with Jack Daniels no matter what tax bracket you are in.

:wrong:

Jack would be awful at half the price

EVAN WILLIAMS SUPREMACY

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Guy Goodbody posted:

OK, so one time the Power Rangers fought a group of ninja catgirl flower evil Power Rangers. Why weren't they in the movie?



i would

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Junkyard Poodle posted:

did i just watch two people suffocate on their own farts?

You watched at least two people discover the insanity of Modern Art-tier amphetamines

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


*pops a tic tac*

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Junkyard Poodle posted:

did i just watch two people suffocate on their own farts?

Turn on ur monitor

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

very very few conservative public personalities actually come from poor backgrounds.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Former Breitbart News Executive Chairman and White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon says that he warned former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes that star anchor Megyn Kelly is “the devil”

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

:wrong:

Jack would be awful at half the price

EVAN WILLIAMS SUPREMACY

Evan Williams White Label :hfive:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FabioClone posted:

Tried to find a list of all the jobs that Jared Kushner currently has. Here's what I've compiled from a few different sources:

1) Brokering peace in the Middle East.
2) Solving America’s opioid epidemic.
3) Being a "shadow diplomat" for diplomacy with Mexico.
4) Diplomacy with China.
5) Reforming health care for veterans.
6) Reforming the criminal justice system.
7) Streamlining the federal government and making it work like a business.
8) Talking with Iraq about how to deal with ISIS
9) Running the Office of American Innovation, described as a “SWAT team of strategic consultants.”

Let me know if I've missed any, and I'll try to keep the list updated if Jared finishes this stuff real quick and needs extra work.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm imagining Kid Rock, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent all sitting around sweating scared the other ones are going to figure out they're actually rich assholes until one of them is just like

"Can I....Can I just come out and say it? I think we're all thinking it? I'm a rich loving rear end in a top hat and I'm just pretending to be a dumb hick"

"Oh thank god, yeah I am too"

"hahaha that's amazing, I totally was doing that too. Phew, thank goodness I can just relax"

Trump: "I'm actually this retarded but I'm more comfortable being rich retarded so it works out"

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

NecroMonster posted:

very very few conservative public personalities actually come from poor backgrounds.
I thought at least some FYGM came from people who really did go rags to riches but think it's purely because they worked harder than their peers.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Kushner is the real president.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

I'm dump fighter

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/855562288174161920

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:same:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Winkie01 posted:

Evan Williams White Label :hfive:

awww yussss

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

DogonCrook posted:

Former Breitbart News Executive Chairman and White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon says that he warned former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes that star anchor Megyn Kelly is “the devil”

He wasn't wrong. Well kinda I guess because the devil is actually cool but the sentiment was right.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i remember when i first saw kid rock in any form of media, well before he was a recognized name (some stupid live spring break mtv special thing i guess, i don't even remember really) and the whole presentation stunk of "this image that is obviously fabricated from whole cloth is cool because we say it is."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

boethius posted:

Kushner is the real president.

There is no real president, only fiat piss

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Shut up dad

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Want to see these sketches
https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/855482772563132416

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

This is Bitch Mitchells' "I'm not a businessman / I'm a business, man"

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

I thought at least some FYGM came from people who really did go rags to riches but think it's purely because they worked harder than their peers.

conservatism is a political ideology based on myth, denial, and confusion of reality.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DUMP FIGHTER!

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

and blind hatred, i forgot blind hatred

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