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You keep referring to the robots as androids Id, it's very confusing! Well okay, twice, but it's actually the only time I've personally noticed errors.
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I'd like it to be known that, when I bought this game on PC release, I was at a 24-hour LAN party with over 20 people in a fairly public space. It was... interesting to explain what was going on with Mr. Naked Man. E: Update on previous page!
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So it's really easy to miss, but there's also some robot cunnilingus in there, too! NIER! Automata! Also That moment where they stop moving for a few moments, blink dumbly, and then FREAK THE gently caress OUT would probably make a pretty good "DRAKENGARD!" gif.
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Well that didn't take long. Am I the only one that thought the machines were making a Seed of Origin or however the Watcher seeds were called? Then again, discount Sephiroth here might be a Watcher variant, he may not be giant but he's certainly hitting the naked and baby parts, and two out of three isn't bad. E: oh god is this guy Adam going to be the Platinum Rival? Omobono fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 22:26
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CesspoolofHatred posted:That moment where they stop moving for a few moments, blink dumbly, and then FREAK THE gently caress OUT would probably make a pretty good "DRAKENGARD!" gif. STOP ... DRAKENGARD!
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Bipedal Goliaths are some of my fav Machines in terms of animation. Their arms aren't articulate to throw an actual punch in the normal way, so they end up having to pivot their arms or even their entire torso to get anything done. Also worth noting, that uppercut is actually a grab. This is what happens if it hits. If it misses it just kinda holds its arm up awkwardly until the immense weight causes it to flop down. Woodbeam fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 22:36
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CesspoolofHatred posted:So it's really easy to miss, but there's also some robot cunnilingus in there, too! Overlay or intersperse the video of Yoko Taro rolling around on the floor too. THIS CANNOT CONTINUE! poo poo SQUARE ENIX!
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I think you can tell just from the look on his face, but let me remove all doubt here: Adam is a complete rear end in a top hat.
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Who knew that all it takes to make a machine baby is a whole bunch of machines trying really hard?
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Woodbeam posted:Bipedal Goliaths are some of my fav Machines in terms of animation. Their arms aren't articulate to throw an actual punch in the normal way, so they end up having to pivot their arms or even their entire torso to get anything done. In my experience, the grab is also instakill. On Normal. Oh, anyone who's playing the game will learn to love and to hate Goliath Bipeds and their many annoying options. Like, there's ten common enemies, but Platinum haven't skipped on training Goliath Bipeds to be horrible.
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Sindai posted:You keep referring to the robots as androids Id, it's very confusing! What are you talking about? There are no robots. Only Androids and Machines which is something entirely distinct. I guess their common umbrella term would be Automata. And the times he used the word Android were entirely correct. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 22:55
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On different note, I thought of the... thingy that spawned dickless naked Sephiroth as of egg. It kinda breaks in half to dump content on the frying pan.
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cant cook creole bream posted:What are you talking about? There are no robots. Only Androids and Machines which is something entirely distinct. Nah. I hosed up using android a couple times and fixed it. Now if someone starts giving me poo poo for calling every last one of these idiots on both sides robots, then I don't know what to tell you. They all look the same to me from up here on the moon. 
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Apr 21, 2017 22:59
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I love this fuckin game
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Playing this game... the movement and the battle made me really wish there was an Okami 2 instead of the nightmare that was Okami-den.
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Unlucky7 posted:STOP That needs an Emilbot in parachute pants.
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CesspoolofHatred posted:So it's really easy to miss, but there's also some robot cunnilingus in there, too!  This is the point where I went from liking this game to being engrossed by this game. From this point on I really wanted to see where the gently caress Uncle Taro's ride would take me. And it goes to some weird places.
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I really wasn't sure what to expect when I played through this game for the first time. Apocalypse babies, mass child murder, a giant skeleton monster eating one of my party members. I sure as gently caress wasn't expecting "literal robot orgy, followed by childbirth".
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Sorry to say, but that is the height of the weirdness. From now on everything is straightforward and generic to widen the market appeal. Not a lot of people know that Yoko Taro actually subcontracted the rest of the writing to Ubisoft.
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The robot above the R on the left that does goofy little hops is my favorite.
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Pigbuster posted:The robot above the R on the left that does goofy little hops is my favorite. It's like the Charlie Brown dancing.
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Man, what the gently caress. I do love how the little robot miming sex timed its thrusts to 'Love. Love. Love. Love' though, that was hilarious.
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AndwhatIseeisme posted:
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Well, that just happened. 
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well now I know why I kept running into This Cannot Continue as a madness mantra everywhere
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I couldn't wait for the thread's reactions to this scene. This is glorious.
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 So. Uh. Fuckin' robots and their Sephiroth knockoff son. What. The. gently caress. is this game?!
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I've been waiting so eagerly for this particular update.Pigbuster posted:The robot above the R on the left that does goofy little hops is my favorite.  I love this little dude so much. 
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If for some reason anyone didn't click the highlight video, please do so right now. This game has some amazing sound design.
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Augus posted:If for some reason anyone didn't click the highlight video, please do so right now. This game has some amazing sound design. I was half expecting Adam to screech at you.
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Vital components of an android: [ ] Genitalia [X] Long, flowing silver hair
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And with that, we have now crested the lift hill of Yoko Taro's Wild Ride.
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Kind of a weird place to break the update, because the immediate flow from the end of this update into the next one is a real "Oh wow!" moment, too. I kinda wished we'd have seen the first confrontation with dickless Sephiroth immediately after birth, if even just a little of it. Also:
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cant cook creole bream posted:Sorry to say, but that is the height of the weirdness. From now on everything is straightforward and generic to widen the market appeal. Not a lot of people know that Yoko Taro actually subcontracted the rest of the writing to Ubisoft. HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH AN AWFUL THING. You take that back! We already saw what happened the last time someone tried to make a straightforward, generic game in the Taro-verse, you know? I don't think it'd be selling so well if they'd done that again.
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Tiny little thing changed in the localization: If you've got the JP audio on, you might notice that the "Love Love Love Love" bot actually says "Boobs Love Love Love" in Japanese.
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Tarezax posted:Tiny little thing changed in the localization: If you've got the JP audio on, you might notice that the "Love Love Love Love" bot actually says "Boobs Love Love Love" in Japanese. Someone probably figured that would make them sound too human. How are we supposed to know the little dumpster cans are supposed to be artificial if they're dialogue is that realistic?
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This loving part this is when I fell in love with the game in general and Dark Lord Taro all over again.
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9S is so deep in denial he's in Lake Victoria. So, I'm guessing this guy is the next step in their evolution, a Kaoru figure or something. Also, after Kaine and knowing Taro, all the androids must have that Ken/Barbie doll situation going on.
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To be fair to 9S, just copying some old world porn archives isnt really an indication that youre sentient.
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