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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



DicktheCat posted:

Keep the antiques comin'. I'm gonna wake up my husband giggling over thus poo poo.

why bother when you can giggle with me instead????

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IAmThatIs
Nov 17, 2014

Wasteland Style

This got nowhere near enough love :roflolmao:

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

Kheldarn posted:

Memes Roadshow

Hell yessssss.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Garbage. Horrible trash.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DicktheCat posted:

Keep the antiques comin'. I'm gonna wake up my husband giggling over thus poo poo.

Is there a gallery of these somewhere? I need to share them.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

We Know Catheters posted:

Garbage. Horrible trash.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

All heat, no taste. Not spicy.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The bone hurting juice meme is growing on me, though I am still not sure where it came from

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
it's really dumb to complain about dog poo poo Memes like the bone hurting or Simpsons one because when you bitch people just post it more to be contrarian. If something isn't funny just let it die.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Gay Horney posted:

it's really dumb to complain about dog poo poo Memes like the bone hurting or Simpsons one because when you bitch people just post it more to be contrarian. If something isn't funny just let it die.

Them why haven't you stopped posting yet?

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Eastbound Spider posted:

Them why haven't you stopped posting yet?

you :gary: :gizz: me

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Gay Horney posted:

it's really dumb to complain about dog poo poo Memes like the bone hurting or Simpsons one because when you bitch people just post it more to be contrarian. If something isn't funny just let it die.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

This guy should stop writing jokes.

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Kheldarn posted:

Antiques Roadshow

Anyone have a link to the first round of these that was in the previous thread?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Bone Hurting Juice: The Gathering



look I'm really lazy and not going to mspaint that okay :shobon:

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Do Youtube Poops count for this thread?

Also: https://youtu.be/NEByEh65zGQ

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Bone Hurting Juice: The Gathering



look I'm really lazy and not going to mspaint that okay :shobon:

Banding was so goddamn stupid.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Sucrose posted:

Anyone have a link to the first round of these that was in the previous thread?

http://keatonpatti.tumblr.com/tagged/antique

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Pull your head out of your rear end

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I hereby rule the "bone hurting juice" memes to be...

Bad.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

This is more like investor hurting juice

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Azhais posted:

This is more like investor moron hurting juice

Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hyperlynx posted:

Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense.

:capitalism:

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Hyperlynx posted:

Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense.

Betting on health morons rarely goes wrong, and Keurig-style closed ecosystems with a high initial investment are making lots of money right now. On paper, combining the two should be a slam dunk. Unfortunately the specifics of this particular venture are even dumber than usual.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Hyperlynx posted:

Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense.

It's a scam, they told/mislead investors into thinking that their machines pressed "with four tons of force!" on packets of chopped-up vegetables to turn them into juice, when in reality they just sold packets of juice.

Though if you would have had to buy the vegetable packets from the company instead of being able to put in your own vegetables, it makes you wonder why anyone would prefer it over just buying some loving vegetable juice from the healthfood store.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Sucrose posted:

It's a scam, they told/mislead investors into thinking that their machines pressed "with four tons of force!" on packets of chopped-up vegetables to turn them into juice, when in reality they just sold packets of juice.

Though if you would have had to buy the vegetable packets from the company instead of being able to put in your own vegetables, it makes you wonder why anyone would prefer it over just buying some loving vegetable juice from the healthfood store.

I'm it also scans the barcode of the patented juice packet and let's you know if it's not expired. Probably can also DDOS since it's connected the internet.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

What is bone-hurting juice made out of anyway? My brain wants to say "bones," but that's like answering that cows drink milk.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sucrose posted:

What is bone-hurting juice made out of anyway? My brain wants to say "bones," but that's like answering that cows drink milk.

Purified leukemia

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Sucrose posted:

What is bone-hurting juice made out of anyway? My brain wants to say "bones," but that's like answering that cows drink milk.

Hydrofluoric acid is called the bone seeker for a reason.

it shares that nickname with your mom

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hyperlynx posted:

Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense.

Silicon Valley bros will jump through the most convoluted hoops possible just to automate something their mother doesn't do for them any more.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Memento posted:

Silicon Valley bros will jump through the most convoluted hoops possible just to automate something their mother doesn't do for them any more.

poo poo, you're right. Uber is just "Mom, can you drive me to the mall?" 2.0.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Okay, this one was actually funny.

Now would an Antique Roadshow of some sort of jar or bottle captioned as bone hurting juice with the priceless value of "ow oof ouch" be going too far?

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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