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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
It's cool that guy watches malkin play

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Wonderllama posted:

It's cool that guy watches malkin play

CrosbyHitByLightning.gif

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
Ovie saw an opportunity to get a powerplay out of a border line hit and took it. I don't know why people can't just admit that and move on. Players do it all the time.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Benson Cunningham posted:

Ovie saw an opportunity to get a powerplay out of a border line hit and took it. I don't know why people can't just admit that and move on. Players do it all the time.
His knee bent back

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Spring Break My Heart posted:

His knee bent back

and you believed that mere deceit? Heh.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Spring Break My Heart posted:

His knee bent back

How else would people skate backwards?

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
Well the good news is he's fine, so other than Jeremy Roenick masterbating about it in the post game no one ever has to worry about it again.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
It was clipping and extremely stupid for a multiple of reason.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i mean ovi isn't above embellishment but if he was trying to draw a call you'd think he'd probably try to avoid breaking his leg

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Benson Cunningham posted:

Well the good news is he's fine, so other than Jeremy Roenick masterbating about it in the post game no one ever has to worry about it again.

Dig in deeper.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
I'm sorry I unrepentantly maintain my opinion on something that caused no lasting harm to anyone?


Edit: vvv can you link me to a video of a hit someone would willingly skate into?

Double Edit: vvv Also, I think you meant shifty eyed villain.

Benson Cunningham fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Apr 22, 2017

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
It was a dangerous hit no one would willingly skate into. But nothing will disrupt your mental narrative that Ovi is a mustache twirling villain, so carry on.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Shoulda gone lower Kadri, Ovi's still skating

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Benson Cunningham posted:

I'm sorry I unrepentantly maintain my opinion on something that caused no lasting harm to anyone?

Better hope Crosby doesn't get involved in a similar play where he's on the receiving end.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

Kilza posted:

Better hope Crosby doesn't get involved in a similar play where he's on the receiving end.

Crosby's brain is so scrambled by concussions that he doesn't feel pain anymore. Anytime he falls down it's fake, and the only way he can feel anything is by stabbing other people in the nuts.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/855579835489452032?s=07

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

history aside, i really don't want the pens to face the caps in the 2nd round. the key to us beating the jackets was getting a 0.933 from MAF and Bob gifting us an 0.882. maybe we get lucky and MAF stays hot, or even luckier and murray comes back (please god), or even luckierier and Holtby stays at around 0.900, but i wouldn't count on any of these. and given how poorly we contained CBJ's offense, i'm not looking forward to seeing what kuzy, ovie, backstrom, oshie and playoff hero tom wilson can do to a letang-less D corps

I'm going to wonder for years how Games 1 and 2 might've turned out if Torts had turned them loose offensively as opposed to employing at least a partial "hit every-drat-body" game plan. They switched it up for Games 3 and 4 and we saw an OTL and a win.

I think Pittsburgh still wins the series with MAF having a strong performance while also giving up some "goals I bet he wants back" as the line goes and Bob being a garbage fire in net, but maybe we go 6 or 7.

e- Bolded.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Apr 22, 2017

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


That joke is as brutal as her areolas.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Oh god I can finally breath. OT Tic tac goal, Caps up 3-2 in the series.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Yessss, gently caress the Leafs and gently caress Kadri.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Aphrodite posted:

(This is why)

https://streamable.com/cbfxp


nsfw if you have knees

Clean

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Aphrodite posted:

(This is why)

https://streamable.com/cbfxp


nsfw if you have knees

:barf:

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Furnaceface posted:

How else would people skate backwards?

:eyepop:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://mobile.twitter.com/Capitals/status/855616601382674432

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Doesn't she have AIDS

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Stop being weird, Flanders.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
I just want to say that was a garbage loving trip call on Kadri's kip check on Ovi and NHL refs are the worst and should die. Hope the leafs can win at home on Sunday.

gently caress

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


AsInHowe posted:

Doesn't she have AIDS

reddit.com is over there

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

nm

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Kalenn Istarion posted:

I just want to say that was a garbage loving trip call on Kadri's kip check on Ovi and NHL refs are the worst and should die. Hope the leafs can win at home on Sunday.

gently caress

When your hip check is at knee level, what is it called?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Tragically hip check.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Kadri is a cancer on the league confirmed.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Kalenn Istarion posted:

I just want to say that was a garbage loving trip call on Kadri's kip check on Ovi and NHL refs are the worst and should die. Hope the leafs can win at home on Sunday.

gently caress

I agree, the refs got it wrong. It should've been a 5 minute clipping major.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Woah poo poo my dudes, your GDT is leaking into the N/V pretty wildly you goddamned jackals.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

GDT is for games that are still running.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
a very good hockey game, maybe even two

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Aphrodite posted:

GDT is for games that are still running.

My bad, the level of discourse was worse than N/V usually is by a pretty substantial margin so I figured people were all just posting in the wrong place.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That's the cycle. Post game N/V is hot takey and GDT like, then everyone goes to sleep except the drunks and deviants, then we're all refreshed for the finest in Kadri curses in the morning.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
it really says something about SAS that i can go away for 2 years, come back, and still get the context of the thread subtitle

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


I can see that.

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