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Avshalom posted:Danny decided to head back into the world of Overwatch as he had a chance to meet some of the other members of Overwatch (mostly the girls there) and have a little fun there but lurking in the shadows was a woman who had the sense of a hawk and the eyes of the spider the sniper specialist simply known as Widowmaker...
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Apr 22, 2017 03:26
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thank you for these good quotes
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Apr 22, 2017 03:28
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The OP for this thread should just have a link to avshaloms rap sheet.
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Apr 22, 2017 03:32
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To be fair, I think Avshalom uses other fonts/browsers/OSes/hardware/who knows than I do. To me there's too much whitespace and I don't like reading things where I gotta scroll left and right too much s
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Apr 22, 2017 03:38
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I giggled all the way down but "edited for grammar" followed by the probe got me good
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Apr 22, 2017 03:39
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Powaqoatse posted:To be fair, I think Avshalom uses other fonts/browsers/OSes/hardware/who knows than I do. To me there's too much whitespace and I don't like reading things where I gotta scroll left and right too much s She's from Australia, sometimes the posts come in sideways.
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Apr 22, 2017 03:40
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Absurd Alhazred posted:She's from Australia, sometimes the posts come in sideways. Yeah posts go clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere.
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Apr 22, 2017 03:42
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PopeCrunch posted:you know what else is a skill? not being a poo poo idiot hell fucker so cursed by god that you cannot eat a hot dog without managing to get owned so thoroughly judges are eyeballing the gettysburg address to see if someone should be jailed for it Context: MrBibs said some stupid poo poo.
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Apr 22, 2017 03:45
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funmanguy posted:The OP for this thread should just have a link to avshaloms rap sheet. avshalom is the best, and her constant probations are like the punctuations in the endless stream of good goon the stumbles out of her slack lips like the mumbled phonemes of the nine billion names of god
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Apr 22, 2017 04:09
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in other words the torah says: מְטוּמטָם אָסוּר avshalom is part of the core of this lovely old forum (no offense)
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Apr 22, 2017 04:27
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Powaqoatse posted:in other words The Torah says what now?
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Apr 22, 2017 04:35
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Torah says what now? it says "you never call, for all you know i could have just died. why didnt you go to grad school, your brother is a doctor, why arent you a doctor? are you seeing someone, I just cant wait for grandbabies"
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Apr 22, 2017 04:42
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Mycroft Holmes posted:it says "you never call, for all you know i could have just died. why didnt you go to grad school, your brother is a doctor, why arent you a doctor? are you seeing someone, I just cant wait for grandbabies" Dad, who gave you a forums account?
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Apr 22, 2017 04:43
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Avshalom, and I maintain this, is the best writer I've ever known.
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Apr 22, 2017 04:47
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Pick posted:Avshalom, and I maintain this, is the best writer I've ever known. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeIc8-Ex5Ic
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Apr 22, 2017 04:50
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All that's required to read the best novel ever written is look up everything Avshalom has ever been probated for posting.
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Apr 22, 2017 04:50
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Pick posted:All that's required to read the best novel ever written is look up everything Avshalom has ever been probated for posting. I guess it depends on your taste. When I think of great novels I think The Golden Notebook or Slaughterhouse Five. More genre I'd go with The Left Hand of Darkness or The Sirens of Titan.
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Apr 22, 2017 04:55
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I don't speak Hebrew or Yiddish neither but I meant to write something like "that's your problem" like why do you even care. I guess in Googleand that's mtumtm Deal
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Apr 22, 2017 05:04
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Torah says what now? roughly translates as 'suck my dick you fuckman'
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Apr 22, 2017 05:07
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like a blasphemic car salesman. mtumtm son, the car is fine dont worry cmon lets sit and think about it in my kitchen lmao sorry. youre now the owner of my piece of poo poo matte gold mazda 323 stationwagon & its cursed too lol
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Powaqoatse posted:I don't speak Hebrew or Yiddish neither but I meant to write something like "that's your problem" like why do you even care. I guess in Googleand that's mtumtm Deal What you wrote translates to "stupid forbidden", which makes as much sense in Hebrew. What you meant to say was "מעניין ת'סבתא שלי", "my grandmother is interested in this", which is the idiom for "I don't give a poo poo".
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What you wrote translates to "stupid forbidden", which makes as much sense in Hebrew. So this is what girls parents and friends said to them when they were thinking of going on a date with you
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Apr 22, 2017 05:12
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What you wrote translates to "stupid forbidden", which makes as much sense in Hebrew. Oh my god that is amazing 1- is that really the idiom? 2- that was what i meant to say wh wfycuhihg 3- זויגן מיין פּאָץ, רייפּיסט
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Apr 22, 2017 05:14
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ack that thing is very impolite
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Volkerball posted:So this is what girls parents and friends said to them when they were thinking of going on a date with you I don't have that problem, on account of not dating teenagers.  Powaqoatse posted:Oh my god that is amazing 1. Yes. 2. Okay. 3. I don't understand Yiddish.
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So what's the deal with MisterBibs and hot dogs? All I know about MisterBibs is "bad/dumb poster" (yes, I know, I shouldn't sign my posts) Antivehicular has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Apr 22, 2017 05:43
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Antivehicular posted:So what's the deal with MisterBibs and hot dogs? All I know about MisterBibs is "bad/dumb poster" I think basically mrbibs is just a dumbass? I mean if you choke on a hotdog once, that's kinda the lesson to not do it again?? Anyway you can cough out a hotdog moutful here, it's fine https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826 Same for anyone else. I don't live in the hotdog area so go ahead and spew that half chew poo poo out
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Apr 22, 2017 05:49
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Powaqoatse posted:ack that thing is very impolite I googled it and the links made me want to Google my schmeckle Oy vey
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Apr 22, 2017 05:57
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The best way to experience peak SomethingAwful is to go trough the Leper's Colony. Anything even remotely funny is probated immediately. Unless its a pun or a quote from 2010.
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Apr 22, 2017 06:06
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Never google with your heart or your soul. Maybe look for an address if you're confused. Never more.
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Apr 22, 2017 06:05
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Solice Kirsk posted:The best way to experience peak SomethingAwful is to go trough the Leper's Colony. Anything even remotely funny is probated immediately. Unless its a pun or a quote from 2010. I like exploring goldmine bans *explorer*
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Powaqoatse posted:I think basically mrbibs is just a dumbass? I mean if you choke on a hotdog once, that's kinda the lesson to not do it again?? Anyway you can cough out a hotdog moutful here, it's fine Yeah, it turns out it was in this thread after all back last July. How does someone whom I assume is an adult without a full-time carer choke on hot dogs twice?
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, it turns out it was in this thread after all back last July. How does someone whom I assume is an adult without a full-time carer choke on hot dogs twice? Maybe he misunderstood. You have to choke on a pretzle to be President.
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seriously a sausagechoker as a presidetial hopeful? i dont see it unless the sausagemeister sleeps with his head softly on my pillow belly
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, it turns out it was in this thread after all back last July. How does someone whom I assume is an adult without a full-time carer choke on hot dogs twice? Before Bibs wanders in from what I remember he has, in point of fact, a medical condition that made his esophagus really lovely so swallowing certain foods is like the video games bibs hates on, incomprehensible and dangerous to his health.
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Feonir posted:Before Bibs wanders in from what I remember he has, in point of fact, a medical condition that made his esophagus really lovely so swallowing certain foods is like the video games bibs hates on, incomprehensible and dangerous to his health. a medical condition that was mysteriously never mentioned until the 3rd or 4th time people started making jokes about him being so lovely at being a human he can't even eat a hot dog without seriously threatening his own life
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its fine to have a weird body thing. who doesnt have a weird body thing girl? however its not fine to keep challenging your weird body thing. like killing yourself by feeding your weird body weird things? dont do it imo
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You'd think he'd just stop eating the goddamn hotdogs.
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Yeah, if dude really has a health issue, that sucks, but... why keep eating hot dogs? If there's one food you can pretty safely discard with no meaningful decline in your quality of life, it's hot dogs.
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