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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

lol beautiful autocorrect

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Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009
Salmiakki liqueur tastes peculiarly like Nyquil.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
PROBATION 04/21/17 01:59pm Squalid I'm banning the use of "whataboutism" from this forum. Cheers. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. R. Guyovich R. Guyovich

:allears:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/855531682342084609

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

PROBATION 04/21/17 01:59pm Squalid I'm banning the use of "whataboutism" from this forum. Cheers. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. R. Guyovich R. Guyovich

:allears:

Isn't that the mod with Lenin as his ava?

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

frat parties are fun when you're in a horde of other women, are new to the game of flip cup, and like are in your first month of college before you have friends

like imagine being a senior at a frat party

d i r e

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Bueno Papi posted:

Isn't that the mod with Lenin as his ava?

castro died, homex cried

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Nice low-budget sci-fi prop.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Bueno Papi posted:

Isn't that the mod with Lenin as his ava?

:discourse:


stone cold posted:

frat parties are fun when you're in a horde of other women, are new to the game of flip cup, and like are in your first month of college before you have friends

like imagine being a senior at a frat party

d i r e


I'm glad I never had to deal with frats in undergrad.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:discourse:



I'm glad I never had to deal with frats in undergrad.

the end of the social sorority and fraternity system would be a force for good

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

stone cold posted:

the end of the social sorority and fraternity system would be a force for good

Unfortunately, nobody in the US is willing to lower the drinking age to 18, so they will always have the greatest power of all... the power of booze.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/855363016367513602

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Who's bright idea was it to make a North Korea fan boy a mod again

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

What the gently caress.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Volkerball posted:

Who's bright idea was it to make a North Korea fan boy a mod again

who's running the site at the moment

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

was it the tax man himself

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

stone cold posted:

fraternity brothers are no one's friend

if slavs pops up you should ask him about our frat that got kicked off campus, got classified as a gang in the entire beltway area, and had a ginormous rape scandal a few years back

good times

e: oh they stick around because our uni president was in them when he was a kiddo

they tried to do a beach party a week ago

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

stone cold posted:

frat parties are fun when you're in a horde of other women, are new to the game of flip cup, and like are in your first month of college before you have friends

like imagine being a senior at a frat party

d i r e

i was kind of cushioned from this bc I only went to college for a year the first time and already had a group of friends, and then my second try was when I was old enough to realize how dumb that scene was

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

rear end struggle posted:

they tried to do a beach party a week ago

lol

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

rear end struggle posted:

they tried to do a beach party a week ago

which frat was it

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Aves Maria! posted:

which frat was it

ei

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
http://jezebel.com/the-story-behind-american-universitys-rapey-violent-se-1566309032


for running over someone:

quote:

All three alleged assailants were arrested on April 11th and are currently facing disciplinary action from the University.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

so they're what....ato properly

i forget

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

but like during orientation people would tell you, like don't go to ei parties or you will get raped

man that's so hosed up

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Epsilon Iota is a nonfrat (or fauxternity, if you will) that came into existence as the result of the sort of liability dodgeball Universities like to play with alcohol and Greeks. In the early 1990's, American University kicked its fraternities and sororities off campus and became "dry." Greeks were still allowed to exist; they just had to do whatever it was they were going to do off campus. As a result, the Bacchanalian partying that has come to characterize a particularly embarrassing phase of young adulthood moved from AU's campus to the surrounding neighborhoods. Local residents were less than thrilled.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
this is why making the campus dry was so stupid

people are going to go to parties no matter what

but we made being drunk illegal so you better not contact the boys in blue if you get groped!

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

rear end struggle posted:

this is why making the campus dry was so stupid

people are going to go to parties no matter what

but we made being drunk illegal so you better not contact the boys in blue if you get groped!

also now if you want to go to parties, have fun packing in with your friends into the back of a creepy drunk brother's car

he will grope at least one of you

ughhhhhh

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

it's amazing more kids haven't died in car crashes out there honestly

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

please do not copy our election memes england, they're ours

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Raskolnikov38 posted:

please do not copy our election memes england, they're ours

also it's not funny if it's the stone cold truth

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

stone cold posted:

so they're what....ato properly

i forget

lol my cousin was in ato, and all of his friends were terrible

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

stone cold posted:

also it's not funny if it's the stone cold truth

there was like a two day stretch it was funny but it died a quick death

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Aves Maria! posted:

lol my cousin was in ato, and all of his friends were terrible

being fair, it's not like any social frat is like, super great

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/855530228919279618

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
yeah, but that was my primary experience with frat folks and considering they were all southerners it was particularly eye-rolly

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Aves Maria! posted:

yeah, but that was my primary experience with frat folks and considering they were all southerners it was particularly eye-rolly

oh wow rip you

one of my college friends transferred in from one of the uncs and her sorority sisters came up to visit

it was hell

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
sounds pleasant

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

i feel bad for greek people they shouldn't have their name associated with that hot nonsense

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
What could be better than obnoxious teenagers? I know, obnoxious teenagers in a cult based around being obnoxious! :thumbsup:

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