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Hooray for the team! Lets look at everyone's contributions to the success of the plan: Rocket: 1. Used his tracker to find Ronan in the desert. 2.. Came up with a plan to incapacitate/maybe kill? Ronan by getting his helmet off. 3. Got inside the Kree Sentry and deactivated it. Mary Jane: 1. Used her research skills and the internet to discover the Sentry was in the Petrograph National Monument. 2. Came up with the plan to use the unconscious Ronan to keep the Sentry from attacking. 3. Hired a truck and a bunch of day laborers to get the unconscious Ronan to the Sentry in Albuquerque. Ronan: 1. Hit himself in the head with a hammer, knocking his helmet off. Spiderman/Peter Parker: 1.Got beat up by Ronan in a diner 2. Got bodyslammed by Ronan in the desert 3. Tried to ride Ronan like a horse 4. Took the credit when Ronan knocked his own helmet off. 5. Almost got his arms pulled out by the Sentry. So, see, everybody contributed in his or her own way.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 03:17 |
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Aww. with both Ronan and the sentinel beaten, does this mean Rockets going to stuff Ronan's
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 04:38 |
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In some weird way, I guess they win
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 04:52 |
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Epicurius posted:Spiderman/Peter Parker: 4.5. Tore the Sentry's head open with his bare hands, showing that he could have destroyed it at any point but chose not to because Newspaper Spider Man is a fickle god.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 04:56 |
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I know poorly drawn raccoon heads have been a staple of this arc, but drat.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:24 |
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Rocket's team comment makes me hope that this means he's sticking around a while and this trio of wacky heroes continues their group adventures. Also the motion lines and the Sentry's face makes me only see him giving Spidey an "Attaboy!" back slap.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:34 |
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Choco1980 posted:Rocket's team comment makes me hope that this means he's sticking around a while and this trio of wacky heroes continues their group adventures.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:53 |
Haifisch posted:NEXT TIME: Peter vs the greatest enemy of all: His landlord's pet fee. Oh man, having Rocket there is going to double his tariffs.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:00 |
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NEXT: Sabretooth!
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:34 |
It would be so typically Newspaper Spider-man-y for this storyline to end without even a cameo from the rest of the Guardians.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:35 |
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Please let it end with some bad pun, them all laughing and then immediately cut to the next arc with no context or explanation.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:44 |
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I hope they adopt Rocket and he genuinely becomes their son
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:45 |
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And rhen CPS gets called on them
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:51 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:And rhen CPS gets called on them He just really loves that raccoon suit!
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:55 |
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Knormal posted:
MJ looks like a stoned owl
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:59 |
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Why would CPS be interested in them? Sure, their son rummages through garbage naked in the middle of night but they work it out. Or work out with sick bicep curls.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 07:20 |
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Dr Pepper posted:Please let it end with some bad pun, them all laughing and then immediately cut to the next arc with no context or explanation.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 08:28 |
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Jesus Christ I forgot all about that. It's legit 60/40 the writers forgot too God that writing room must have air that is like half pot fumes
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:04 |
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Jukebox Hero posted:Jesus Christ I forgot all about that. Nah, it's more metamucil, and cocaine.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:18 |
Haifisch posted:Meanwhile, the studio out in LA has auditioned, shot, and released whatever it was MJ was driving over there for in the first place. nah, it was just the premiere of whatever direct-to-dvd movie she starred in. I'm assuming Rocket's gonna give them a lift so they get there just in time. If this was all buildup to GotG2 then i assume the next arc will have the best team-up yet: Spider-man!
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:08 |
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:nah, it was just the premiere of whatever direct-to-dvd movie she starred in. I'm assuming Rocket's gonna give them a lift so they get there just in time. They can't possibly complete an entire arc before Homecoming comes out. That said, I wouldn't mind some Iron man action.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:01 |
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Cat Mattress posted:MJ looks like a stoned owl Turns out she had the shrooms all along.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:53 |
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Psychedelicatessen posted:They can't possibly complete an entire arc before Homecoming comes out. That said, I wouldn't mind some Iron man action. Iron Jonah's revenge! smashpro1 fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Epicurius posted:
You left out the part where Pete got beat up by a completely immobilized raccoon several times.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 02:33 |
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SilverSupernova posted:You left out the part where Pete got beat up by a completely immobilized raccoon several times. Yeah but enough about New York, we're talking about this story-arc!
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 02:36 |
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Cat Mattress posted:MJ looks like a stoned owl No man, why am I?
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:00 |
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Nice truck.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:42 |
Rocket, don't go.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:49 |
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Nooooooo
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:53 |
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RIP Rocket.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:05 |
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Rocket murdered Ronan on the way back to his home planet
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:31 |
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Why is Ronan blue now?
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:46 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:49 |
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uPen posted:Why is ___________? Newspaper Spider-Man.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:51 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Rocket murdered Ronan on the way back to his home planet Also while he was on the alien planet of Earth!
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 08:17 |
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Goodbye
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 08:32 |
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uPen posted:Why is Ronan blue now? Colorist thought he was the sentry.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 09:38 |
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Jerusalem posted:
I can't believe Spider-Man is leaving but it is pretty obvious he was a furry. Just look at all of his animal themed villains and friends.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 09:58 |
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Push El Burrito posted:I can't believe Spider-Man is leaving but it is pretty obvious he was a furry. Just look at all of his animal themed villains and friends. And child.
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How did the kree get back onto the truck?
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 10:19 |