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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Hooray for the team! Lets look at everyone's contributions to the success of the plan:

Rocket:

1. Used his tracker to find Ronan in the desert.
2.. Came up with a plan to incapacitate/maybe kill? Ronan by getting his helmet off.
3. Got inside the Kree Sentry and deactivated it.

Mary Jane:

1. Used her research skills and the internet to discover the Sentry was in the Petrograph National Monument.
2. Came up with the plan to use the unconscious Ronan to keep the Sentry from attacking.
3. Hired a truck and a bunch of day laborers to get the unconscious Ronan to the Sentry in Albuquerque.

Ronan:

1. Hit himself in the head with a hammer, knocking his helmet off.

Spiderman/Peter Parker:

1.Got beat up by Ronan in a diner
2. Got bodyslammed by Ronan in the desert
3. Tried to ride Ronan like a horse
4. Took the credit when Ronan knocked his own helmet off.
5. Almost got his arms pulled out by the Sentry.

So, see, everybody contributed in his or her own way.

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Aww. with both Ronan and the sentinel beaten, does this mean Rockets going to stuff Ronan's corpse unconscious body into his space ship and leave.:(

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
In some weird way, I guess they win

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Epicurius posted:

Spiderman/Peter Parker:

1.Got beat up by Ronan in a diner
2. Got bodyslammed by Ronan in the desert
3. Tried to ride Ronan like a horse
4. Took the credit when Ronan knocked his own helmet off.
5. Almost got his arms pulled out by the Sentry.

So, see, everybody contributed in his or her own way.

4.5. Tore the Sentry's head open with his bare hands, showing that he could have destroyed it at any point but chose not to because Newspaper Spider Man is a fickle god.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I know poorly drawn raccoon heads have been a staple of this arc, but drat.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Rocket's team comment makes me hope that this means he's sticking around a while and this trio of wacky heroes continues their group adventures.


Also the motion lines and the Sentry's face makes me only see him giving Spidey an "Attaboy!" back slap.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Choco1980 posted:

Rocket's team comment makes me hope that this means he's sticking around a while and this trio of wacky heroes continues their group adventures.


Also the motion lines and the Sentry's face makes me only see him giving Spidey an "Attaboy!" back slap.
NEXT TIME: Peter vs the greatest enemy of all: His landlord's pet fee.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Haifisch posted:

NEXT TIME: Peter vs the greatest enemy of all: His landlord's pet fee.

Oh man, having Rocket there is going to double his tariffs.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


NEXT: Sabretooth!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


It would be so typically Newspaper Spider-man-y for this storyline to end without even a cameo from the rest of the Guardians.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Please let it end with some bad pun, them all laughing and then immediately cut to the next arc with no context or explanation.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope they adopt Rocket and he genuinely becomes their son :3:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
And rhen CPS gets called on them

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

bunnyofdoom posted:

And rhen CPS gets called on them

:spidey: He just really loves that raccoon suit!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Knormal posted:



I know poorly drawn raccoon heads have been a staple of this arc, but drat.

MJ looks like a stoned owl

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Why would CPS be interested in them? Sure, their son rummages through garbage naked in the middle of night but they work it out. Or work out with sick bicep curls.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Dr Pepper posted:

Please let it end with some bad pun, them all laughing and then immediately cut to the next arc with no context or explanation.
Meanwhile, the studio out in LA has auditioned, shot, and released whatever it was MJ was driving over there for in the first place.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Jesus Christ I forgot all about that.

It's legit 60/40 the writers forgot too

God that writing room must have air that is like half pot fumes

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Jukebox Hero posted:

Jesus Christ I forgot all about that.

It's legit 60/40 the writers forgot too

God that writing room must have air that is like half pot fumes

Nah, it's more metamucil, and cocaine.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Haifisch posted:

Meanwhile, the studio out in LA has auditioned, shot, and released whatever it was MJ was driving over there for in the first place.

nah, it was just the premiere of whatever direct-to-dvd movie she starred in. I'm assuming Rocket's gonna give them a lift so they get there just in time.

If this was all buildup to GotG2 then i assume the next arc will have the best team-up yet: Spider-man!

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

nah, it was just the premiere of whatever direct-to-dvd movie she starred in. I'm assuming Rocket's gonna give them a lift so they get there just in time.

If this was all buildup to GotG2 then i assume the next arc will have the best team-up yet: Spider-man!

They can't possibly complete an entire arc before Homecoming comes out. That said, I wouldn't mind some Iron man action.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Cat Mattress posted:

MJ looks like a stoned owl


Turns out she had the shrooms all along.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Psychedelicatessen posted:

They can't possibly complete an entire arc before Homecoming comes out. That said, I wouldn't mind some Iron man action.

Iron Jonah's revenge! :allears:

smashpro1 fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Apr 22, 2017

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Epicurius posted:


Spiderman/Peter Parker:

1.Got beat up by Ronan in a diner
2. Got bodyslammed by Ronan in the desert
3. Tried to ride Ronan like a horse
4. Took the credit when Ronan knocked his own helmet off.
5. Almost got his arms pulled out by the Sentry.

So, see, everybody contributed in his or her own way.

You left out the part where Pete got beat up by a completely immobilized raccoon several times.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SilverSupernova posted:

You left out the part where Pete got beat up by a completely immobilized raccoon several times.

Yeah but enough about New York, we're talking about this story-arc!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Cat Mattress posted:

MJ looks like a stoned owl

Who am I? Who? Who?

No man, why am I?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Nice truck.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Rocket, don't go. :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Nooooooo

:negative:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

RIP Rocket.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Rocket murdered Ronan on the way back to his home planet

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
Why is Ronan blue now?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Oxygen deprivation :airquote: Hibernation :airquote:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

uPen posted:

Why is ___________?

Newspaper Spider-Man.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Rocket murdered Ronan on the way back to his home planet

Also while he was on the alien planet of Earth!

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Goodbye :furcry:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

uPen posted:

Why is Ronan blue now?

Colorist thought he was the sentry.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I can't believe Spider-Man is leaving but it is pretty obvious he was a furry. Just look at all of his animal themed villains and friends.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Push El Burrito posted:

I can't believe Spider-Man is leaving but it is pretty obvious he was a furry. Just look at all of his animal themed villains and friends.

And child.

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
How did the kree get back onto the truck?

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