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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

cumshitter posted:

testicular torsion wooould be another good medical name for a band. thats when your nuts twist around each other

i knew a doc who had to treat someone for that once. you have to tickle the muscles around the groin with a medical stick to make the balls retract and hopefully unwind otherwise its surgery time

twist ed balls

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


HEre me out here.

I got it.

I'll call it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cumshitter posted:

testicular torsion wooould be another good medical name for a band. thats when your nuts twist around each other

i knew a doc who had to treat someone for that once. you have to tickle the muscles around the groin with a medical stick to make the balls retract and hopefully unwind otherwise its surgery time

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

twist ed balls

balls snipe n it wasnt even on purpose hell yea

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
total scrotal implosion

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hot take:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

cumshitter posted:

testicular torsion wooould be another good medical name for a band. thats when your nuts twist around each other

i knew a doc who had to treat someone for that once. you have to tickle the muscles around the groin with a medical stick to make the balls retract and hopefully unwind otherwise its surgery time

lol sorry u got molested

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

anime was right posted:

i honestly feel like a trash human being bc sometimes "hitler was a sensitive man" gets stuck in my head

:same: except "You've Got Cancer"

Comedy option: "You Live on a House Boat".

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



iospace posted:

Hot take:



You aren't respecting the terms of your probation!!!!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the scrotalitarians

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Epic High Five posted:

You aren't respecting the terms of your probation!!!!!

Am I? :twisted:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
or just
scrotal implosion
scrotal explosion?
scrotum of abomination

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingexecutive posted:

lol sorry u got molested

no ur not :smith:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Turdfuzz posted:

balls snipe n it wasnt even on purpose hell yea

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Anyway, good night thread, I'll catch you another time!

:kheldragar:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

thanks scrobama

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



iospace posted:

Anyway, good night thread, I'll catch you another time!

:kheldragar:

Come back soon, you disgraced and dishonorable criminal!!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
where is his long form scrotum certificate!?!??!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Office Pig posted:

nah he stuck around after the first round of failure with the AHCA

I thought he spent that weekend at a Virginia golf resort.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
all of the judges are pretty wrinkly we should call them the SCROTUS

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

probably fake but i'm ashamed to admit that i let out a mild :mmmhmm: before sinking back into depression

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

This makes me sad and angry while simultaneously making me not care anymore

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump isn't going to go to Mar a Lago anymore, it's too hot.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

Anyway, good night thread, I'll catch you another time!

:kheldragar:

nite!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

where is his long form scrotum certificate!?!??!

gotta wait til he gets older

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Turdfuzz posted:

gotta wait til he gets older

at that point it's the coiling scrotum certificate

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

gotta wait til he gets older

hey when do I get dad dick, anyway, because I feel like there's been some mistake

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

all of the judges are pretty wrinkly we should call them the SCROTUS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

iospace posted:

Hot take:


DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


our president is so god drat stupid that it's difficult for pundits to understand him. almost any appraisal of trump is an overestimation.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

moist 2.0

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i have a new item for my bucket list. im going to make every living expotus see my balls

i feel like i should go for carter first to do it in order but bush sr is on deaths door this is a really hard decision

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Baloogan posted:

or just
scrotal implosion
scrotal explosion?
scrotum of abomination

scrotesplosion

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

if you cross your eyes she kinda looks 3d

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
like a really really hard decision im so hard right now

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1gMWpUuQ7c

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

i have a new item for my bucket list. im going to make every living expotus see my balls

i feel like i should go for carter first to do it in order but bush sr is on deaths door this is a really hard decision

peanut president would be accustomed

🔬

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Flavius Belisarius posted:

This makes me sad and angry while simultaneously making me not care anymore

I never noticed a few things about this.
JEB! looks pretty angry when he slaps that five down, he's like "bitch I'm going to five you hard....so angry in a very low energy way"
Trumps hand tiny hand though, it's kind of hosed up.

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
my ginsbergs are sweaty as gently caress

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