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Mustang posted:The only reason I like wearing a stetson is because it gets me out of wearing a beret, the worst hat ever invented. Nobody has any business wearing a beret unless it's green. I drank all of the punch out of mine and ate the fruit chunks and it was fun
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Mike-o posted:lol stetsons Nostalgia4Murder posted:gently caress cav fite me.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:35 |
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Jump boots with ASUs is goofy. "No, my badge isn't good enough, I must peacock even more about it!"
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:36 |
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mlmp08 posted:Jump boots with ASUs is goofy. "No, my badge isn't good enough, I must peacock even more about it!" That poo poo is atrocious but ~Airborne~ and you have to buy leather jump boots ahaha, gotta gently caress over the soldiers for tradition tankers should get to wear the old tanker boots in ASU's why not I think chem should also have gotten allowed to wear the rubber MOPP suit boots too
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:39 |
I'm outside right now and the only thing on my head is hair so smdftb
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:41 |
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TBeats posted:I'm outside right now and the only thing on my head is hair so smdftb
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:41 |
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i'm not in the army, today is a good day.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:43 |
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Me, years ago, calling my spouse "I'll be home late cause I'm doing evaluations in the field all day and evening. Why? Guy who was supposed to do it got drunk as hell last night and lost his cap, so he can't go outside." Her: "the Army is so dumb."
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:46 |
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TBeats posted:I'm outside right now and the only thing on my head is hair so smdftb Mike-o posted:i'm not in the army, today is a good day.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:58 |
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mlmp08 posted:Berets suck so much that the bus driver hat is better. I never understood why everyone hates on the service cap so much, let everyone who isn't airborne/ranger/SF/cav weirdos wear it. The ASUs are a pretty decent looking dress uniform with some minor changes, particularly the belt that The Old Guard wears with the service cap: Jump boots are dumb, let them have their wings and beret.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:38 |
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I bought a set of jump boots when I was in an airborne unit. Never even wore them.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:59 |
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A Bad Poster posted:I bought a set of jump boots when I was in an airborne unit, wore them for class a inspections. When we had a change of command we were in bdu's and jungle boots. Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:
What did you just say?!?! Duvall was so cool in this.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:53 |
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thats exactly what i said
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:57 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:thats exactly what i said And it was correct.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:56 |
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flight medic was in and out no re up thanks for the training bois
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:59 |
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Tales from staff: So today I was sitting in the division planning session for WEEEEEEEEEEEEK OF THE EAGLES and I started cracking up when everyone started talking about funding for trophies when Congress doesn't pass a budget Best part was when one of the lead planners seriously asked if we had a monetary limit. Dude, you didn't think of that?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 01:56 |
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Lets just have soldiers voluntarily (mandatory) donate $20 each for trophies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 02:35 |
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please tell me that was suggested
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 02:36 |
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oh you know it was.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 02:37 |
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hey which battalion in 232 med had people making GBS threads and pissing themselves while waiting for the 4/21 urinalysis
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 02:46 |
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My buddy and I were the only ones that never did the voluntary (mandatory) charity allotments. Every time we would end up in a room with the First Sergeant and CO and just be like "IG..." and they would leave us alone.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 09:39 |
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Ok what's with the dorky yellow scarf the cav guys are wearing? A year in Worst Cav and I never noticed one. The morons in ceremonial gear on horses probably had one on but I refused to look at them when they started complaining about not having sharpened sabers.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 14:37 |
It means you like to be peed on
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 14:54 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:hey which battalion in 232 med had people making GBS threads and pissing themselves while waiting for the 4/21 urinalysis Haven't released it yet quote:Two years ago, U.S. Army WTF Moments! was a Facebook page with a relatively small but dedicated following, roughly poking fun at the Army one “WTF” at a time. Today, we’re a soldier and veteran-powered juggernaut, with more than million loyal followers between several different social media platforms, a website with hundreds of thousands of unique views a week, and an award-winning internet radio station. We gain thousands of followers each week without any signs of slowing.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:28 |
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i pissed on myself in OSUT once because we were in formation for like loving EVER and we were having to dirnk whole canteens in like like one gulp before and after each meal
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:37 |
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Have never poo poo or pissed myself as an adult but oh boy the Army has taken me right up to the brink a few times. One of those times it resulted in a few of us woods making GBS threads when the woods were flooded and digging a cat hole was basically impossible. Some people very bad at land nav went way off course on a STX lane and high crawled through our poops later that day. At like 9 AM and couldn't change til drat near midnight.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:44 |
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Pissed myself on the 24 mile ruck at the end of infantry OSUT because I couldn't step off and piss really quick without falling behind. Didn't matter because I was drenched in sweat from head to toe anyway. It's surprisingly hard to take a piss while walking/jogging. GiP piss party club.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:53 |
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its cool how young pvts are all but encouraged to humiliate themselves and/or destroy their bladders because of ~reasons~
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:54 |
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Mike-o posted:Pissed myself on the 24 mile ruck at the end of infantry OSUT because I couldn't step off and piss really quick without falling behind. Didn't matter because I was drenched in sweat from head to toe anyway. It's surprisingly hard to take a piss while walking/jogging.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 16:48 |
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quote this if you ever poo poo yourself on a pt run
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:33 |
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I got so nauseous from holding in Monster-induced diarrhea on a convoy from Casey to Yongsan that I vomited out the TC window of my humvee. I was the convoy commander
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:33 |
I've used needing to poo poo as an excuse to fall out of runs.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:12 |
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Yeah, only the worst moto boner dickhead is gonna raise a stink about not making GBS threads yourself.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:15 |
i think technically you have that backwards, my friend
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:15 |
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I've left some shits in the woods not too far off the hardball during runs
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:18 |
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The military: the only people with equally hosed up shits stories as cross country runners and nurses.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:42 |
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gently caress, I ran cross country and then enlisted. I should have learned.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:14 |
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As a convoy commander I pissed in a bottle on a long leg of the movement. While finishing up my driver slammed on the breaks getting piss all over, my clothes my kit, but worst of all my last headset. The smell was so wretched from my headset that when I was transmitting I vomited all over myself but had to keep using the piss and vomit covered headset gagging uncontrollably the rest of the movement any time I pushed. Welp that's my piss and vomit story thanks for reading.
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bird food bathtub posted:Ok what's with the dorky yellow scarf the cav guys are wearing? A year in Worst Cav and I never noticed one. The morons in ceremonial gear on horses probably had one on but I refused to look at them when they started complaining about not having sharpened sabers. Why would anyone sharpen a saber? Historically they were not sharpened because they don't need to be. You're hitting people with them from a running horse.
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