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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:15 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 17:09 |
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drat...I'm a pathetic excuse for a lover. I've never even managed to penetrate a g-spot or get inside the clitoris.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:29 |
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Friginator posted:drat...I'm a pathetic excuse for a lover. I've never even managed to penetrate a g-spot or get inside the clitoris. Yeah but at the very least you got your rear end inside an rear end, right?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:33 |
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i've stopped carrying printers and now bring a cooler full of beers wherever i go, and i get all the sex, so i can somewhat relate to this.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 06:39 |
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Yeah but at the very least you got your rear end inside an rear end, right? We need to make up a new "first, second, third base, home run" metaphor but using these weird actions and less-popular body parts. Like getting to first base is kissing... her... belly button, I guess? e: also I guess it probably should be cricket and not baseball.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 07:54 |
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Grand Fromage posted:
all want from bhabhi is keep chill of mine beers
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 08:15 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:We need to make up a new "first, second, third base, home run" metaphor but using these weird actions and less-popular body parts. Like getting to first base is kissing... her... belly button, I guess? First base is seeing a chick and releasing milky substance from an erect rod
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 08:16 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:e: also I guess it probably should be cricket and not baseball. Letting me to show u my "sticky wicket"
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 08:17 |
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steinrokkan posted:First base is seeing a chick and releasing milky substance from an erect rod 2nd is this but irl right ?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 08:50 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:So I'm really starting to think they've confused "troll" with "meme" Much like you've confused "meme" with "macro."
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 10:28 |
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I putted lettres on bhabhi
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 10:41 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 10:47 |
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Imagine being so extremely horny that you mispronounce 'fap'.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 10:48 |
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Big nipples, big black
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:15 |
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Big nipples, high milking Arabian horse buffalo. Wow...steve
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:18 |
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Is there a version where indians girls are lusting for men like this on facebook? Big bulge big life
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:31 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I texted my gf "wan fac u lesbo?" and she was not as amused as I was lol try 'nice bobs', if that doesn't work nothing will
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:34 |
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It's Always Sunny in Northern India The Gang Drains Many Rods
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:39 |
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Looks like recoiling in slight disgust to me but I'm no bhabhi expert "Many women look deeply displeased around me " unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Apr 22, 2017 |
# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:57 |
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that's just plain falp material
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 11:58 |
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qkkl posted:I think the bad spelling is a cultural thing where Indians pretend to be stupid so no one sees them as a threat. Ah yes the preemptive retardation doctrine
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 12:12 |
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qkkl posted:I think the bad spelling is a cultural thing where Indians pretend to be stupid so no one sees them as a threat. This is a holdover from the British occupation where they violently suppressed anyone who tried to stand up against them. It's also why Indians tend to neither nod or shake their heads when asked a question by a higher-class foreigner but rather bob their head from side-to-side so it's not perceived that they said a definitive yes or no. Speaking as an Indian who has lived in the country before, sorry but this is hilariously wrong on every possible level. Except the part where some of us like the white girls.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 12:15 |
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lorn Wayne posted:Speaking as an Indian who has lived in the country before It's a qualification now btw.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 12:17 |
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lorn Wayne posted:Speaking as an Indian who has lived in the country before, sorry but this is hilariously wrong on every possible level. Except the part where some of us like the white girls. So they're just dumb as poo poo ?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 12:21 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:So they're just dumb as poo poo ? just a unique brand of internet dumb e: meet half of them irl and they're probably highly qualified, fairly normal people (with an accent)
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 13:04 |
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ElGroucho posted:Arranged marriage is pretty lol I don't think you 'get' arranged marriages
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 13:44 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Big nipples, big black
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:24 |
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Flehmen?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 16:39 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:
Sounds like a serious medical condition: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-woman-suffers-from-six-hours-of-orgasms-a-day?utm_term=.kp0EqEpKL#.lc5PDPlWv
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 16:41 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:54 |
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"Bhabhi ur like Pablo Big rear end Ho "
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:33 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:32 |
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Mods change my name to High Milking Buffalo
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:41 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Big nipples, high milking Arabian horse buffalo. Wow...steve falp to milk your HOD 43872389712
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 23:43 |
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damnit Ahmed Ahmed, how many times do we have to tell you when they offer you extra napkins you take them. every time
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 23:49 |
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I hate when i cant control my chocobar
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 00:06 |
Senator Arjun Pawar's Tool introduced today the "Hot Bahbi Act." Among other things, it mandates a happy Super Bowl to all citizens and asks them to msg him for secs
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 00:14 |
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lol at Ahmed Ahmed and his uncontrollable chocobar.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 00:18 |
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Awkward silence as friend takes out his chocobar
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