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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


Stunning knowledge of anatomy here.

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
drat...I'm a pathetic excuse for a lover. I've never even managed to penetrate a g-spot or get inside the clitoris.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Friginator posted:

drat...I'm a pathetic excuse for a lover. I've never even managed to penetrate a g-spot or get inside the clitoris.

Yeah but at the very least you got your rear end inside an rear end, right?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

i've stopped carrying printers and now bring a cooler full of beers wherever i go, and i get all the sex, so i can somewhat relate to this.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Yeah but at the very least you got your rear end inside an rear end, right?

We need to make up a new "first, second, third base, home run" metaphor but using these weird actions and less-popular body parts. Like getting to first base is kissing... her... belly button, I guess?

e: also I guess it probably should be cricket and not baseball.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Grand Fromage posted:



unf fac my pennies is 360 degrees

all want from bhabhi is keep chill of mine beers

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Murray Mantoinette posted:

We need to make up a new "first, second, third base, home run" metaphor but using these weird actions and less-popular body parts. Like getting to first base is kissing... her... belly button, I guess?

e: also I guess it probably should be cricket and not baseball.

First base is seeing a chick and releasing milky substance from an erect rod

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Murray Mantoinette posted:

e: also I guess it probably should be cricket and not baseball.

Letting me to show u my "sticky wicket" ;)

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

First base is seeing a chick and releasing milky substance from an erect rod

2nd is this but irl right ?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Hustlin Floh posted:

So I'm really starting to think they've confused "troll" with "meme"

Much like you've confused "meme" with "macro."

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I putted lettres on bhabhi

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Imagine being so extremely horny that you mispronounce 'fap'.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Big nipples, big black

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Big nipples, high milking Arabian horse buffalo. Wow...steve

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Is there a version where indians girls are lusting for men like this on facebook?

Big bulge big life

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Captain Yossarian posted:

I texted my gf "wan fac u lesbo?" and she was not as amused as I was lol

try 'nice bobs', if that doesn't work nothing will

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

It's Always Sunny in Northern India

The Gang Drains Many Rods

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


Looks like recoiling in slight disgust to me but I'm no bhabhi expert



"Many women look deeply displeased around me :smuggo: "

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Apr 22, 2017

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
that's just plain falp material

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

qkkl posted:

I think the bad spelling is a cultural thing where Indians pretend to be stupid so no one sees them as a threat.

Ah yes the preemptive retardation doctrine

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

qkkl posted:

I think the bad spelling is a cultural thing where Indians pretend to be stupid so no one sees them as a threat. This is a holdover from the British occupation where they violently suppressed anyone who tried to stand up against them. It's also why Indians tend to neither nod or shake their heads when asked a question by a higher-class foreigner but rather bob their head from side-to-side so it's not perceived that they said a definitive yes or no.

They probably think some dangerous white police man is monitoring the facebook comments so they make their comments seem as silly as possible so they can pass it off as a joke if the mythical white man goes after them for wanting to sex the girls.

Speaking as an Indian who has lived in the country before, sorry but this is hilariously wrong on every possible level. Except the part where some of us like the white girls.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

lorn Wayne posted:

Speaking as an Indian who has lived in the country before

It's a qualification now btw.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

lorn Wayne posted:

Speaking as an Indian who has lived in the country before, sorry but this is hilariously wrong on every possible level. Except the part where some of us like the white girls.

So they're just dumb as poo poo ?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

unpacked robinhood posted:

So they're just dumb as poo poo ?

just a unique brand of internet dumb

e: meet half of them irl and they're probably highly qualified, fairly normal people (with an accent)

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ElGroucho posted:

Arranged marriage is pretty lol

It's hard enough to stay happy with someone that you've spent several years in the throws of rapturous love with, and in your later years the embers of passion have cooled to warm ash

Or I guess you could be with that pharmacist your mom picked for you because he has money, LMAO

I don't think you 'get' arranged marriages

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

Big nipples, big black

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Flehmen?

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

unpacked robinhood posted:



Looks like recoiling in slight disgust to me but I'm no bhabhi expert


Sounds like a serious medical condition: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-woman-suffers-from-six-hours-of-orgasms-a-day?utm_term=.kp0EqEpKL#.lc5PDPlWv

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


"Bhabhi ur like Pablo Big rear end Ho :heysexy:"

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

:yeah:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mods change my name to High Milking Buffalo

naem
May 29, 2011

KomodoWagon posted:

Big nipples, high milking Arabian horse buffalo. Wow...steve

falp to milk your HOD 43872389712

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
damnit Ahmed Ahmed, how many times do we have to tell you

when they offer you extra napkins you take them. every time

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I hate when i cant control my chocobar

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Senator Arjun Pawar's Tool introduced today the "Hot Bahbi Act." Among other things, it mandates a happy Super Bowl to all citizens and asks them to msg him for secs

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
lol at Ahmed Ahmed and his uncontrollable chocobar.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Awkward silence as friend takes out his chocobar

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