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They can watch swap.avi, who said romance is dead.
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Turns out that the insecure ghost boyfriends had a point
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Apr 22, 2017 09:07
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That's a pretty good first date
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Apr 22, 2017 09:07
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STAY SAFE, POVERTY GHOST
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Apr 22, 2017 09:08
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:STAY SAFE, POVERTY GHOST I have nothing against poverty ghosts, but this kind of story is why I lock my car doors when I drove through their neighborhood
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Apr 22, 2017 09:16
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But, they can just phase through car doors 
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:But, they can just phase through car doors Not if you get em blessed!
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Me [24 F] with my boyfriend [29 M] of 2 years, does not listen when I speak and changes subjectRelationships submitted 16 hours ago by AliPapa7 quote:So, I've looked all over google and relationship boards and I just can't get a clear opinion on what's been going on in my relationship. I don't know, murder him?
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Me [20 F] with my bf [23 M] duration, fleas are killing me and my relationship.Relationships submitted 22 hours ago * by fleasarekillingme quote:bf = Tom Haha for some reason insects always beeline for my husband and never bite me, but if he was getting eaten alive by nasty rear end fleas I think I'd listen to him. They carry diseases, you* gross turd *(the bf in the story, who cannot read this)
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Skratte posted:Me [20 F] with my bf [23 M] duration, fleas are killing me and my relationship. Please don't gently caress dogs.
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you are about to enter a relationship your future partner is [ ] an idiot [ ] crazy [ ] a turd person [ ] figuratively [ ] literally you must choose at least one option before proceeding
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Turds are just so, so loving gross though. I love gore but the sight of a turd can make me vomit. I once saw an orangutan lick its own pile of diarrhea and I immediately threw up.
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Pick posted:Turds are just so, so loving gross though. I love gore but the sight of a turd can make me vomit. I once saw an orangutan lick its own pile of diarrhea and I immediately threw up. You don't get to claim moral superiority over all men if you love gore, Pick
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VanSandman posted:You don't get to claim moral superiority over all men if you love gore, Pick tipper's out of the picture he's dtf
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Pick posted:tipper's out of the picture he's dtf This reads like a dare post
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VanSandman posted:You don't get to claim moral superiority over all men if you love gore, Pick It's ok, she loves them on the inside 
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Pick posted:tipper's out of the picture he's dtf idgi
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VanSandman posted:idgi shameful, imo
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Skratte posted:Me [20 F] with my bf [23 M] duration, fleas are killing me and my relationship.Relationships She should talk to Arthur Chu's ex and compare notes Skratte posted:Me [24 F] with my boyfriend [29 M] of 2 years, does not listen when I speak and changes subject Help, I've google words and looked at forums, But Rocks Hurt Head fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Apr 22, 2017 13:31
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VanSandman posted:idgi Its ok, theres a parental advisory label on the joke so you shouldnt hear it anyway.
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Skratte posted:Me [24 F] with my boyfriend [29 M] of 2 years, does not listen when I speak and changes subjectRelationships
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Barudak posted:Now before we all leap to the obvious judgement, what if I told you this was the wedding of Perseus and Andromeda and this "friend" was from Sarpedon? Is Jupiter in the house of Taurus? If so, berth ell pup.
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CannonFodder posted:Is Jupiter in the house of Taurus? Is Mila Kunis queen of the bees?
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Skratte posted:Me [24 F] with my boyfriend [29 M] of 2 years, does not listen when I speak and changes subjectRelationships She should just add "you stupid fucker" to the end of everything she says to him and accuse him of being too easily offended. and then kick him in the balls
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CannonFodder posted:berth ell pup. Does anyone have the original r/ post that relates to? ---- r/relationshipsUpdates [Update] My [28f] fiance's [31m] fetish is growing out of control. We talked it through, and made some decisions. u/TroubledBrideHelp [removed] Update: After I told him that someone could just Google berth ell pup and find the phrase in this thread, he looked me in the eye and said "That's so loving hot." (  )When he goes to work I'm leaving. He'll find this post eventually but I don't care. I need a few days to cool off and reconsider my options. He's ill. He needs serious help and I think I'm going to call his brother to tell him (without specifics). I texted my aunt already and she'll be here to pick me up with a moment's notice. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Jason Sextro posted:Dude's obviously a jerk but why look all over the Internet? People want validation. Usually the people that post this stuff know deep down what they should do, but they are second guessing their decisions. Like the lady who had the husband getting really close to the pregnant co worker "My husband wants to help his pregnant co worker. This makes me uncomfortable" "My husband is insisting we give her $1,000 to help with expenses. This makes me uncomfortable" "My husband wants to buy a baby stroller for pregnant co worker. This makes me uncomfortable" "I talked to the co worker and she was hostile to me and said my husband didn't love me anymore. This makes me uncomfortable" Like the answer is screaming them in the face but they are so worried there is a 1% possibility they are overreacting and that it might backfire if they do anything about it.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Does anyone have the original r/ post that relates to? Part one and part two https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330#post464732499 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post464788879
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You're a gem. He's absolutely batshit. It's like a really specific kind of masochism. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:You're a gem. He's absolutely batshit. Given the popularity of the story, the guy must be having a field day. Berth El Pup, a motto for the ages 
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My (20 F) SO broke up with me (21 M) for reasons I fully can't understandquote:Essentially everything was fine and we communicated well. We were the best couple and people would often undermine us. She had a hard childhood growing up and her body image is pretty bad but I encourage her every time and encourage her to do everything. She suddenly broke up with because of these reasons: Lmao DragQueenofAngmar fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Apr 22, 2017 16:20
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Dude you got a free house exorcism, just take it and run thats a prcey service.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My (20 F) SO broke up with me (21 M) for reasons I fully can't understand Bullet dodged.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My (20 F) SO broke up with me (21 M) for reasons I fully can't understand This is a woman who has tried to dump this guy a LOT of ways until he figured it out.
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next time someone can't take the hint that I don't wanna hang out I'm gonna say my shaman warned me against them
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This isnt a bullet dodged quite so much as she was pointing at the sky and the guy approached her, pointed it at his chest point blank, pulled the trigger, and was dissapointed to find out she never loaded the gun in the first place.
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Pick posted:This is a woman who has tried to dump this guy a LOT of ways until he figured it out. Nah, this is a woman who believes in ghosts and thinks wise old men know her future. She dumb. Bullet dodged.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:next time someone can't take the hint that I don't wanna hang out I'm gonna say my shaman warned me against them and when it doesn't work I'll ________
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My (20 F) SO broke up with me (21 M) for reasons I fully can't understand The most verbose "it's not you, it's me". Actually that's a great story, and "my shaman warned me" is a great break-up reason that I hope she teaches to future generations Tokyo Sexwale fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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