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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

We're probably going to get a military coup soon, aren't we?

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dibs on the ruling junta naming: Trumpinistas

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

1redflag posted:

Dibs on the ruling junta naming: Trumpinistas
im sorry but all the idiot frog nazis have already named the glorious empire of the god emperor idiot king & its title is "kekistan", thank you very much

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

1redflag posted:

Dibs on the ruling junta naming: Trumpinistas

The New York Times posted:

April 21, 2018
MEXICO - It has almost become routine in Mexico: ICE agents bomb border cities and railways. When asked about human rights violations Donald J. Trump said, "I'm freeing Mexicans of drug dealers and rapists. Some, I assume, are civilians. But tremendous crime is coming across. Everybody knows that's true. And it's happening all the time. I'm just making Mexico Great Again."

What's different now is the addition of boots on the ground - reports have come in of the newly hired ICE Agents seizing large shipments of cocaine. An alleged Trump spokesman for the trump campaign by the alias John Miller claims that Trump is simply fulfilling his campaign promise of making Mexico pay for the wall, but anonymous sources inside the whitehouse report excessive sniffing in the oval office.

Local Mexican resistance fighters and American ex-pats have taken to calling these agents "Conpisstadors" after the infamous 'golden' uniforms the new agents wear. continued on page 5

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Trumpsters is better because it sounds like dumpsters

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Egbert Souse posted:

We're probably going to get a military coup soon, aren't we?

No.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855626715707650048?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

bit of an odd, out the blue tweet.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
most of the army would probably go do some drugs and rape people long before getting a gun and like doing a coup idk

like it's just mostly white trash dudes who dont give a gently caress

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/855622925717823488

why

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Because he's a reality TV show star.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Clash of the slow moving procedural rule bound titans, coming at you live from cspan, your tax dollars paid for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/855605275423723520

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

BIG VAPE!!!!!

edit - obligatory lol

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Goddamn, Big Vape gettin its hands dirty. Goons everywhere love/hate it.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe

turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

Amazing lol

Hermetian
Dec 9, 2007

Unimportant Obama appointee replaced with unimportant Trump appointee. Nothing to do with vaping.

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006

turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

Jesus christ, lol.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

most of the army would probably go do some drugs and rape people long before getting a gun and like doing a coup idk

like it's just mostly white trash dudes who dont give a gently caress

A general strike is pretty much the only realistic way to get rid of him but lol at even the idea of enough Americans uniting for the same cause

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Hermetian posted:

Unimportant Obama appointee replaced with unimportant Trump appointee. Nothing to do with vaping.

Unimportant Obama appointee replaced with unimportant Trump I would nominate someone for this position, and let me tell you it will be a great person, I know the best people, and I would nominate someone, the best one, but Obama and the Democrats are working against me even though I haven't even made a suggestion yet, but let me tell you, they are the best and also my friend.

KrolleBolle
Oct 26, 2005

Hello, Is this dog?

turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

LOL

That wasn't patriotic enough for me, so I made this. I hope tromp likes it

https://vimeo.com/214285676

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

lol at the fact that smiling Trump looks like that human being dog 100% of the time. At first I thought it was just a couple of unfortunate pictures but, no, when Donald J. Trump (President of the United States) smiles, he automatically looks like the meme dog

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Wait, I forgot about the closed lip smiling flight suit pic on that carrier, in which he did not look like the human being dog, but instead like a retarded child

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

https://mobile.twitter.com/jennerific713/status/855517268268261376

Lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

wow, just wow. how could he ever top this? HOW?

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

Velvet Elvis posted:

Somebody photoshop a tire swing in the background.

Okay. Stick a fork in me, like a Trump steak , I am beyond well done!

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

I Was The Fury posted:

He believes he is king poo poo of gently caress mountain because of severe emotional problems, combined with mental retardation.

He goes golfing every weekend because he thinks he is the best at making deals, and since deals are made on the golf course, he must golf.

"I have no balls and I must golf" (2017)
In his latest grim dark comedy Harlan Ellison explores a concept dear to him -that of the useful idiot- pushed into a position of power, only to reveal himself to his manipulators as being anything but useful.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Catastrophe posted:

This dude only speaks in hyperbole.

"I had the biggest win ever"

"I have the best brain"

"NAFTA was the worst thing"

"I only hire the best people"

"I have the best words"

LOL at the lack of nuance and reasonable speech patterns. It's like listening to a 4 year old describe the Lego vehicle he just built. "MOM I just made the BEST car! Serious! You don't even know"

lol.

this is probably for the benefit of his half-listening yes men, who no longer have to worry about accidentally disagreeing with him

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Just had a powerful IRL lol at this:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Hahaha look at his freakin face.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

Hahahahaha good god.

Also I had no idea this was a real song. I only recognize it from a David Cross bit from 10 years ago. 9/11 really broke people's brains.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


turn off the TV posted:

Wait how the gently caress did this thread miss THIS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855517053238870019

lmfao

I'm so loving proud to be an American right now god drat let's go drop some loving bombs on people

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The Archaic posted:

Hahahahaha good god.

Also I had no idea this was a real song. I only recognize it from a David Cross bit from 10 years ago. 9/11 really broke people's brains.

Nah this song is old AF. But it's still ridiculous.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Lol Trump is president loving lol

Are people still thinking he is Hitler and is planning on gassing the gays and trans people?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Alec Balwin compared Trump winning the election to 9/11 the day after in NYC.

He also believes he is unqualified to be president lmao.

All you got be is born on us soil and 45 hahahaha

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Snatch Duster posted:

Lol Trump is president loving lol

Are people still thinking he is Hitler and is planning on gassing the gays and trans people?

I bet the Auschwitz gas chambers had nothing on an elevator ride with Trump.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

I bet the Auschwitz gas chambers had nothing on an elevator ride with Trump.

Imagine having to do a dozen stops on a hundred floor building with Trump and co

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Snatch Duster posted:

Alec Balwin compared Trump winning the election to 9/11 the day after in NYC.

He also believes he is unqualified to be president lmao.

All you got be is born on us soil and 45 hahahaha

35. This country sucks at teaching civics lol

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
That bit was formative when you were a teenager in the midwest back during the Bush years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Bb-pZTcmQ

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






SlipkPIe posted:

That bit was formative when you were a teenager in the midwest back during the Bush years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Bb-pZTcmQ

I laughed when David Cross, who was in TWO Alvin & the Chipmunk films, said he doesn't "go to lovely movies".

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