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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Picnic Princess posted:

For whatever reason, I laugh at anything "ham ____" . Those ham-stuffed peaches are hilarious. Another one that got me was when they served split pea and ham soup at work. Just those two words together. Ham soup. I can't explain why I find it so loving funny.

Pea and ham soup is incredibly good.

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Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Picnic Princess posted:

For whatever reason, I laugh at anything "ham ____" . Those ham-stuffed peaches are hilarious. Another one that got me was when they served split pea and ham soup at work. Just those two words together. Ham soup. I can't explain why I find it so loving funny.

I've only ever had it called Split Pea soup, the ham is usually expected to be in it. We make ours after Christmas and Easter (ham time).

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Mr-Spain posted:

I've only ever had it called Split Pea soup, the ham is usually expected to be in it. We make ours after Christmas and Easter (ham time).

I make it as soon as the weather cools enough to give me an excuse. With smoked hocks

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money




Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mr-Spain posted:

(ham time)

Best time.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Plinkey posted:

It's still around, at least in south eastern PA. I got hooked on it working in a nursing home during high school.

Is this specifically a southeastern PA thing? Any time I bring up ham salad sandwiches or especially ham loaf, I get weird looks. I'm the first to admit that it's extremely cursed food visually but it is goddamned delicious.

Also that turkey aspic looks like a trilobite. Horrible.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Mr-Spain posted:

(ham time).

Good quote/avatar combo.

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

How are you supposed to eat an aspic anyways? Fork and knife? Sliced on bread?

Off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo???

Like I eat that pate that has the small layer of aspic on top, but I start peeling it off after a while.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Jyrraeth posted:

How are you supposed to eat an aspic anyways? Fork and knife? Sliced on bread?

Off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo???

Like I eat that pate that has the small layer of aspic on top, but I start peeling it off after a while.

being gelatinous or semisolid or whatever I think you just eat it from whatever shape it was served to you in. I am glad that I was born beyond the aspic years because there is no way I could eat it no matter how proudly it was served to me.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

An American Dog is now and forever a corn dog, it just makes so much sense!


And then shoving it in ice cream makes no sense.

Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation

I'm not sure what this is. But am sure that I would and it would probably be awesome.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Underwater Shoe posted:

I'm not sure what this is. But am sure that I would and it would probably be awesome.

it looks like it's growing

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

CannonFodder posted:

An American Dog is now and forever a corn dog, it just makes so much sense!


And then shoving it in ice cream makes no sense.

Yup, that's us Americans! All we eat is corn dogs and ice cream! We wouldn't know REAL FOOD, such as the snot inside of a spiky ball on the bottom of the sea!

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

CannonFodder posted:

An American Dog is now and forever a corn dog, it just makes so much sense!


And then shoving it in ice cream makes no sense.

'Dog Parfait' sounds like a fancy euphemism for when your dog pukes, then eats the results with every indication of enjoyment.

The savoury gimmick sundae trend seems to have started in Kyoto, of all places:



I've always thought of Kyoto as being intimidatingly cultured. Now I'm not so sure.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Carnival of Shrews posted:

'Dog Parfait' sounds like a fancy euphemism for when your dog pukes, then eats the results with every indication of enjoyment.

The savoury gimmick sundae trend seems to have started in Kyoto, of all places:



I've always thought of Kyoto as being intimidatingly cultured. Now I'm not so sure.

Well, technically, that IS "culture", just like horrid redneck inbreeders are a "culture".

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's culture, in the same way as bacteria is a culture.

Tell me what this is, friends:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's culture, in the same way as bacteria is a culture.

Tell me what this is, friends:


spree in what i am going to guess is mountain dew.

or vodka

nuke it from orbit please

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Nuevo posted:

poo poo, I haven't had a hamspread sandwich in aaaaaages. I'll have to remember to make that at some point.

Tipical ham, with your hamspreading and hamsplaining.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Bubblyblubber posted:

Tipical ham, with your hamspreading and hamsplaining.



Diana's Nikes need skin

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Bubblyblubber posted:

Tipical ham, with your hamspreading and hamsplaining.



looks like either a tool video, or about to be shocked to life and start panting "kill me" in a shoe-ish way

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's culture, in the same way as bacteria is a culture.

Tell me what this is, friends:


m&ms in milk but all the food colouring came off the candy shell

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

The Snoo posted:

m&ms in milk but all the food colouring came off the candy shell

Probably, yeah. That milk looks like sewer water but would probably taste pretty good if it had candy shell dissolved in it.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Bubblyblubber posted:

Tipical ham, with your hamspreading and hamsplaining.



Hulk Hogan getting in with Nike I see

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

sneakyfrog posted:

looks like either a tool video, or about to be shocked to life and start panting "kill me" in a shoe-ish way

Yeah, meat with stitches is especially unappetizing and evocative of the undead. Ugh.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Nuevo posted:

poo poo, I haven't had a hamspread sandwich in aaaaaages. I'll have to remember to make that at some point.

What is hamspread

It's making me think of toast toppers, the wee cans of salty goop with bits (usually corn) you put on toast and stick under the grill. I used to eat it all the time and I'm not gonna lie i would eat it again but i never see them anymore :(

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido


That's one way to interpret Hulk Hogan's Meat Shoes...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I'm guessing some sort of salmon and mayo concoction in between two battered and double fried donuts with chocolate sauce and sesame seeds.

Sudsygoat
Jul 19, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm guessing some sort of salmon and mayo concoction in between two battered and double fried donuts with chocolate sauce and sesame seeds.

I don't think those are sesame seeds. There are small black objects in there, I think its white and dark chocolate chips, swimming in chocolate sauce.

Either way, an odd mix of sweet and savory.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Sorbocules posted:

I don't think those are sesame seeds. There are small black objects in there, I think its white and dark chocolate chips, swimming in chocolate sauce.

Either way, an odd mix of sweet and savory.

Those are black and white sesame seeds, 100%

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Is this specifically a southeastern PA thing? Any time I bring up ham salad sandwiches or especially ham loaf, I get weird looks. I'm the first to admit that it's extremely cursed food visually but it is goddamned delicious.

Also that turkey aspic looks like a trilobite. Horrible.



Wiki tells me that it kinda is, that's where I grew up and at the nursing home I worked at we had ham salad every day and ham loaf (topped with a pineapple slice and a cherry) at least once or twice a week. I actually bought a mini ham loaf about a year ago, I think it was Kunzler.

The ham salad looked exactly like this:



And here's that little ham loaf I got a while back (not mine but a picture of the same thing)


e: drat, now I want some ham loaf.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Picnic Princess posted:

I'm guessing some sort of salmon and mayo concoction in between two battered and double fried donuts with chocolate sauce and sesame seeds.
The fried things are croquettes, and the brown stuff is tonkatsu sauce. All solidly savory and probably delicious.

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Underwater Shoe posted:

I'm not sure what this is. But am sure that I would and it would probably be awesome.

It's a "sushi burger". The buns are fried tempura batter "buns". The "chocolate" sauce is tare sauce. The "burguer" is chopped raw salmon, either cream cheese or mayo and scallions.

Of course it's from Brazil.

Here's the place that sells this abomination: https://www.facebook.com/TEMAKIPIER/photos/a.452832054855508.1073741828.222785471193502/844134802391896/?type=3&theater

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

teenytinymouse posted:

What is hamspread

Plinkey posted:

The ham salad looked exactly like this:



e: my mom would make it by running ham through one of these guys while one of us kids cranked:


Then you just add mayo and celery. You can get fancy and do ham & egg salad by tossing in a few chopped hard boiled eggs as well.

It looks terrible but I always liked it.

Nuevo has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Apr 22, 2017

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012



Oh poo poo, this place isn't too far for where I live!

I'm very, very tempted.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido


"Freeeeee my sooooooul from this meaty embraceeeee"

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Plinkey posted:





e: drat, now I want some ham loaf.

"Real" Ham Loaf, "Real Ham" Loaf, or "Real Ham Loaf"?

If the last one, I'm most curious about where to get a fictitious ham loaf.

Also, yesterday's lunch:



Goat saag is yummy, but always looks baad.

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008
ok.

Nuevo posted:

Then you just add mayo and celery. You can get fancy and do ham & egg salad by tossing in a few chopped hard boiled eggs as well.

It looks terrible but I always liked it.

Central NY state, here. Easter gifted us all an enormous ham, so it was my cultural duty to make "ham salad". We did ~four pounds of sliced ham, two cups of mayo, and ~one cup pickle slices. In a blender. Plop it on a wrap or bread with as much veg matter as you can fit. Ham!! Haaam!!!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Carnival of Shrews posted:

In contrast, 1970's British Eggs Florentine:



The 'recipe' is as grimly self-explanatory as it looks. It's from The Hamlyn All-Colour Cookbook by Mary Berry - yes, that Mary Berry - which also includes ham-stuffed mayonnaise peaches, and kipper meringue pie:




Decideded to look for this on ebay and it was less than £3 so I ordered it.
No promises that I'll make anything horrible though

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Picnic Princess posted:

I'm guessing some sort of salmon and mayo concoction in between two battered and double fried donuts with chocolate sauce and sesame seeds.

It's croquettes and soy sauce—the whole thing is savory

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Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

freelop posted:

Decideded to look for this on ebay and it was less than £3 so I ordered it.
No promises that I'll make anything horrible though

What are you doing? Do you not fear even the glistening, pallid horror that is chaudfroid? What have I wrought?

Have fun, some of the recipes are more than decent, as I said. It's not as if my copy falls open at no. 32 : Chocolate Dessert Cups or anything.

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