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     There's like a fuckton more here: http://imgur.com/gallery/eveUd http://imgur.com/gallery/u7g4v
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I have to ask if you've seen Lake Dredge Appraisal? It's truly fantastic what comes out of the lake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTifcI4A0jM
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Bombadilillo posted:Pro tip. It's because their tastebuds are still developing so infants dont have sour receptors until later.
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value-brand cereal posted:It's because their tastebuds are still developing so infants dont have sour receptors until later. sup salty
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Apr 22, 2017 05:38
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 Guy's shirt read "two in the Plinko, one in the stinko". Got taped over during a commercial break, and blurred in the broadcast.
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canyoneer posted:
alright i like that "taped over" meant actually taped over
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I'm surprised they didn't just give him a different shirt.
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I like how they left enough to get the joke. The taped option gives you more context clues.
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come to think of it, I heard they look at audience members as they wait to enter the studio and pick them out based on their demeanor or outfit. There's a chance they were seated there by the show's staff and the censors were just CYA.
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Elsa posted:come to think of it, I heard they look at audience members as they wait to enter the studio and pick them out based on their demeanor or outfit. There's a chance they were seated there by the show's staff and the censors were just CYA, and they decided to put that on camera after seeing them in line before the show. i dont doubt that has there ever been like a really wooden supernerd on price is right?
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Powaqoatse posted:i dont doubt that I met a dude in the military who was an aspiring actor and had roles on a game show and Maury. He was allowed to keep the prizes he won on the game show, and on maury he was a "not the father." I saw the video clips.
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Powaqoatse posted:i dont doubt that https://youtu.be/V_96_ITeIFo Michael here is a real peach
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Powaqoatse posted:pro tip: when my brother was like 4 or 5, he decided he liked sour stuff I guess. So he'd constantly demand pickle slices, but I guess he also realized pickles came from a vegetable, so he'd run around the house sucking all the juice out of them, but wouldn't chew them up and eat them. Dried out pickle chips all over the house, basically.
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Elsa posted:I met a dude in the military who was an aspiring actor and had roles on a game show and Maury. He was allowed to keep the prizes he won on the game show, and on maury he was a "not the father." I saw the video clips. Almost all of those are faked. People will get sad when you tell them that British panel shows are scripted, too.
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Pick posted:Almost all of those are faked. People will get sad when you tell them that British panel shows are scripted, too. ITS REAL TO ME DAMNIT!
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Pick posted:Almost all of those are faked. People will get sad when you tell them that British panel shows are scripted, too. I doubt all the panel shows are scripted, mainly because some of the guests really suck.
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gmq posted:I doubt all the panel shows are scripted, mainly because some of the guests really suck. Not everyone can learn their lines, and some are just plain bad at delivery. All panel shows are at least 75% scripted. There is some room for improvisation, but not much.
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I'm sure writers save the choicest lines for the favored guests as well, and leave the less likable and obvious rubes to flounder in their lack of wit. There was that whole thing too on QI where an unnamed but very popular repeat guest always needed to know all the questions and topics ahead of time so they could pre-plan and study. I don't know if it ever came out who it really was, but my guess was always John Sessions.
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they're not so much scripted as im sure the guests are told about the main topics so they can prepare jokes & also they tape for like 2 hrs to make a 40 min show
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I personally know someone who was on Maury and they aren't actors but they were super boring. I'm sure most of the highlight stuff we see on youtube is scripted.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm sure writers save the choicest lines for the favored guests as well, and leave the less likable and obvious rubes to flounder in their lack of wit. It was Rory McGrath.
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This is a really stupid thing to admit to, but it never occurred to me that someone actually created Clippy. Like, someone came up with the idea, then went through the entire development process. It probably took months to create Clippy. I'm suddenly seeing the world in a whole new light.
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Have you ever watched the British version of Antiques Roadshow? These pictures just remind me how much better it is. The American version is like some garbage from 75 years ago in a windowless State Fair building. The British version will be like some 800 year old thing out in the garden of a loving actual castle.
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Imagined posted:Have you ever watched the British version of Antiques Roadshow? These pictures just remind me how much better it is. The American version is like some garbage from 75 years ago in a windowless State Fair building. The British version will be like some 800 year old thing out in the garden of a loving actual castle. Americans like antiques because of the style you can't really buy anywhere but desperately want or was used by a famous person or something. Its not so much about age. Its all trash y'all just have a bigger junk pile to rifle through.
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oh poo poo i was talking about british comedy panel shows idk about maury but this article is fun & probably as fake as the shows https://www.vice.com/en_dk/article/these-guys-made-up-a-fake-case-to-get-on-judge-judy video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ZsGrWm9J0] (but read the article first, otherwise its just a whatever episode of judge judy)
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Imagined posted:Have you ever watched the British version of Antiques Roadshow? These pictures just remind me how much better it is. The American version is like some garbage from 75 years ago in a windowless State Fair building. The British version will be like some 800 year old thing out in the garden of a loving actual castle. Yeah I saw one where a guy found an old pot in his backyard and had been using it as a birdbath for years and the Antiques Roadshow guy went "OH gently caress that's an actual Roman [somethingsomething] there's only one other example ever been found take it to the museum right now!"
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i think maybe this guy is the one who posts about sex bobys and sexy desi gal on facebook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-etWXH7R5sI&t=158s
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Powaqoatse posted:oh poo poo i was talking about british comedy panel shows I remember someone who regularly attended tapings of things like QI and Mock The Week saying that the stuff that makes it on air is about 30% scripted. However they legit have about 2-3hours worth of tape that they make into the other 70% of a 40min show. Most of what they don't use apparently is because they'd never get it past the censors. Even with the lax watershed rules.
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i read someplace recently that most of the other panelists hate andy parsons cause he studies too hard for the panel shows might be true but his jokes are always really tepid so e: even if he's prepared though, frankie boyle is a miracle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YFJ0zsZnw Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 16:09 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Last Leg (whicb is apparently live) has had a few C-bombs dropped this year, mostly by female comedians; its pretty funny watching Australian Adam Hills trying to apologise. As if 10 year olds aren't calling each other cunts all the time anyway
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NonzeroCircle posted:Last Leg (whicb is apparently live) has had a few C-bombs dropped this year, mostly by female comedians; its pretty funny watching Australian Adam Hills trying to apologise. As if 10 year olds aren't calling each other cunts all the time anyway Isn't that how Aussies and Brits say hi?
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RFC2324 posted:Isn't that how Aussies and Brits say hi? calls mates oval office, calls cunts mate.
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Laserjet 4P posted:calls mates oval office, calls cunts mate. Don't call me oval office, mate.
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Brute Squad posted:Don't call me oval office, mate. I'm not your mate, oval office!
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mobby_6kl posted:I'm not your mate, oval office! I'm not your oval office, twat.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Fanny Watch your loving language!
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mobby_6kl posted:I'm not your mate, oval office! I made this same joke in GBS about two weeks ago except I used bloke instead of oval office. The idiot I was responding to tried to flame me because they didn't get it, so it was nice to see it played out here.
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