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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
I notice by the register that it's only 2/3 of the cost of a premium $$$ publication. :v:

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Breetai posted:

I notice by the register that it's only 2/3 of the cost of a premium $$$ publication. :v:

Feels closer to 3/5s.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"Girls are SLUTS that's why they won't gently caress me" :smug: :smug: :smug:

TomSka is an internet funny man. It's supposed to be self-deprecating humour on his part.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


AUG Thread: hmm. I am appealed by a homosapein of the female gender

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"Why won't this loving bitch sleep with me, I'm such a nice guy."

That sentiment always boggles my mind so hard.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Hedrigall posted:

hoo boy, image number 8.... :T

It never fails to amaze me that not only are there people who believe this poo poo, but of course it's always without any experience with women whatsoever.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

AlmightyBob posted:

Why would you blackout Grant J Kidney's name, everyone on twitter knows who that nazi dipshit is

I wasnt the one doing the censoring.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



cnut
May 3, 2016

:nws: for possible man parts

I don't know the story behind this pic so it might be a put-on, but just in case it isn't... lol

https://i.imgur.com/P4RWGSI.jpg

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cnut posted:

:nws: for possible man parts

I don't know the story behind this pic so it might be a put-on, but just in case it isn't... lol

https://i.imgur.com/P4RWGSI.jpg

She's beautiful.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

cnut posted:

:nws: for possible man parts

I don't know the story behind this pic so it might be a put-on, but just in case it isn't... lol

https://i.imgur.com/P4RWGSI.jpg

You do you, honey

just, please, do you with your underwear on :gonk:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
The underwear is there, it's just slowly being digested by gunt.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



cnut posted:

:nws: for possible man parts

I don't know the story behind this pic so it might be a put-on, but just in case it isn't... lol

https://i.imgur.com/P4RWGSI.jpg

Chris-Chan is really letting her(?)self go.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Possibly :nws: for pubes on a fat dude

https://i.imgur.com/04FRGqe.jpg

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > AUG Thread: digested by gunt

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
code:
aug:[quote="cnut" post="471622249"]
pubes on a fat dude
[/quote]


Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww there, there's a guy who has never met an Asian wife.

Warm Fish Salad
Dec 16, 2016

You Compleat Me

Pick posted:

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww there, there's a guy who has never met an Asian wife.

Correction: There's a guy who has never met any woman

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Pussy Doodles! posted:

Correction: There's a guy who has never met any woman

But by God he's entitled to one.

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

And if the government doesn't supply one, it's his mom's motherly duty to provide for her son.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Pick posted:

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww there, there's a guy who has never met an Asian wife.

Wait, this guy's got an Asian waifu fetish but lists them as having less attractive faces and eyes?

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait, this guy's got an Asian waifu fetish but lists them as having less attractive faces and eyes?

I think what he really wants is an anime but he will settle for an Asian woman

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait, this guy's got an Asian waifu fetish but lists them as having less attractive faces and eyes?

'objectively' lol.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a9535309/sapiosexual-definition-facts/

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

quote:

Woman A: I’m attracted most to men if they can engage me in debate-like conversations (whether it’s about who the best Mario Kart character is, or discussing John Oliver). It feels like foreplay for the mind.

Wait, I thought it means you're only attracted to intelligent people. Mario Kart? Seriously?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Paladinus posted:

Wait, I thought it means you're only attracted to intelligent people. Mario Kart? Seriously?

As a sapiosexual, I'm attracted to women who gently caress poo poo gently caress gently caress YOU rear end in a top hat gently caress

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If a woman can't explain her ADC main build in LoL, frankly, I'm not interested. Get some education, lady.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Paladinus posted:

If a woman can't explain her ADC main build in LoL, frankly, I'm not interested. Get some education, lady.

God help if she chooses Lee Sin.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm a sapiosexual, I'm only attracted to people who can name all 18 of the Primarchs from Warhammer 40,000.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I'm a sapiosexual, I'm only attracted to the lifeblood of trees.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Bogan King posted:

I'm a sapiosexual, I'm only attracted to the lifeblood of trees.

Syrup?

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

He is Canadian.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPeMlezLuOY

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

cnut posted:

:nws: for possible man parts

I don't know the story behind this pic so it might be a put-on, but just in case it isn't... lol

https://i.imgur.com/P4RWGSI.jpg

I, too, am Bi-cycle

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Paladinus posted:

Wait, I thought it means you're only attracted to intelligent people. Mario Kart? Seriously?

What a stupid whore, come back to me when you learn to appreciate Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing Transformed

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

cnut posted:

Possibly :nws: for pubes on a fat dude

https://i.imgur.com/04FRGqe.jpg

Rusty Cuyler irl :aaa:

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax
:nws:/:nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_0iFOtmPoE

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm a sapiosexual, I'm only attracted to people who can name all 18 of the Primarchs from Warhammer 40,000.

By legion number or order found?

Trap sprung and all that.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001




aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

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