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St Evan Echoes posted:Also Dwayne Johnson is bald, living, superstrong and indestructible irl so you wouldn't even need to know he's a wrestler 
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hogmartin posted:Iodized. Containing iodine. Also, iodized salt wasn't even a thing until the 1920s, when iodine started getting added to salt to help fight goiters in the same way fluoride gets added to water to help keep teeth clean. All the weird occultist practices that talk about salt being able to keep out demons generally tie back to ancient ideas about salt being somehow pure for its ability to be used as a preservative.
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Maybe his name is Bruce Banner? That's the only possible way that story could be true.
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Captain Monkey posted:Maybe his name is Bruce Banner? That's the only possible way that story could be true. Unfortunately it's not.
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Man instead of fam? What is this 2002?
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bean_shadow posted:Unfortunately it's not. Is there any reason at all he'd get that introduction? Not that it happened of course.
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effervescible posted:Is there any reason at all he'd get that introduction? Not that it happened of course. I sincerely hope it's because he's 7 feet tall and green.
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effervescible posted:Is there any reason at all he'd get that introduction? Not that it happened of course. I went back to the post to look at the comments and people are saying, "I told you you were huge!" Not that it happened anyway but that's the only explanation I can think of now.
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I don't understand. If the girl doesn't want to have sex, why would not having sex make her feel bad?
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Non Serviam posted:I don't understand. The guy gives off a rapey vibe, but he also looks like a wimp that obeys all rules.
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Non Serviam posted:I don't understand. He wants her to feel comfortable with him but is actually a creepy weirdo, the most believable part of any stdh
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Mr. Nemo posted:The guy gives off a rapey vibe, but he also looks like a wimp that obeys all rules.
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When my mum lived in the countryside, she had a storage building where if you went in you immediately started farting what's up with that? (This is a completely serious post by the way.)
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Entering a cold room/whatever causes your skin's blood vessels to constrict, which raises your blood pressure a tiny bit, which makes your kidneys say "Woah, gotta dump some water to equalize blood pressure".
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I like how she strategically placed the card to obscure the "G" on the iPhone 3G.
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Jerry Cotton posted:When my mum lived in the countryside, she had a storage building where if you went in you immediately started farting what's up with that? gas ghouls
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I feel this needs xpostingBogan King posted:Not linking to it because it's Alex Jones but there is this
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Bogan King posted:I feel this needs xposting I dunno, he was a bit of a stud in his youth. 
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If it's in China like I think it is, I might believe it. People get wired about Apple products here in China, and online shopping scams are incredibly common.
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fish and chips and dip posted:If it's in China like I think it is, I might believe it. People get wired about Apple products here in China, and online shopping scams are incredibly common. This went viral on Chinese social media last year when it first showed up. A lot of people actually called it out as a funny joke, I was never sure if it actually happened or not.
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chitoryu12 posted:I dunno, he was a bit of a stud in his youth. This makes me uncomfortable
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chitoryu12 posted:I dunno, he was a bit of a stud in his youth. 
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fish and chips and dip posted:If it's in China like I think it is, I might believe it. People get wired about Apple products here in China, and online shopping scams are incredibly common. "Here in China"? The great firewall permits SA?... Have they seen this place?
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Catberry posted:"Here in China"? The great firewall permits SA?... Have they seen this place? Basically everyone in China who is tech-savvy uses a VPN.
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Catberry posted:"Here in China"? The great firewall permits SA?... Have they seen this place? Actually SA has never been blocked in China, by the Chinese government anyway. It's sort of blocked by proxy now because certain cloudflare stuff doesn't work in China, though.
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I remember reading a story about a bloke who wanted to buy a cheap XBox an eBay, and received a printed out picture of it. I don't know if he managed to refund this purchase somehow, because the description was misleading, but there you go.
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Paladinus posted:I remember reading a story about a bloke who wanted to buy a cheap XBox an eBay, and received a printed out picture of it. I don't know if he managed to refund this purchase somehow, because the description was misleading, but there you go. This one? https://www.cnet.com/uk/news/teen-pays-735-for-photo-of-xbox-one-on-ebay/ quote:There was one big red flag on the listing. The description noted the item up for auction was a photo. However, since it was listed in the consoles category and the seller had good feedback, Clatworthy went ahead with the purchase. "It said 'photo' and I was in two minds, but I looked at the description and the fact it was in the right category made me think it was genuine," he explained
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chitoryu12 posted:I dunno, he was a bit of a stud in his youth. 
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Yes. I thought the description was more vague than that, lol.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:My parents only ever did that to me once. My dad got pissed at me once, and threatened to take away some fireworks we were going to launch on Halloween. I was basically "Go ahead, big man." He then proceeded to take them and break them all in half and dump out the contents into a water bucket.
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Re: Hyper political third grader Nine year olds can definitely talk like that, but they don't really know what the hell they're saying. Most likely they are parroting something their YouTube idol said. Case in point - recently, my nine year old nephew correctly used the word "ergo" in an argument with his dad. Who knows where he got the word, but it made us all laugh in surprise. The thing is though that the argument was about why he should get Minecraft on Nintendo when he already had it for three other consoles. So it's still a very childish conversation to have. Kids try to talk big sometimes because they want to grow up. It's not at all a sign that they are mature, just that they are growing up. It's just plain stupid to imply your dumbass kid is some genius savant because he can copy a quote from Bill Maher. That's all assuming that this happened, by the way. Which it didn't.
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"The bus stopped idk why" Yeah because that's a mystery worth adding to the story. Public transport that stops at multiple places that aren't your house or the comic book store. Woooeeeoooooooo it's the loving twilight zone.
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Sure this happened. But what got omitted was how the judge then had the friend arrested for contempt of court.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Sure this happened. But what got omitted was how the judge then had the friend arrested for contempt of court. I've sat jury duty in two cases and not once was I sworn in, and pretty much we were generally encouraged not to say a drat thing (aside from answering selection questions). Just sit in the box and listen to both sides. Are there jurisdictions where jurors are sworn in on a bible?
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