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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FanofPortals posted:

$20 can buy many Simpsons quotes

EXPLAIN HOW!

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Ahhh... Finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.



Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Main Street manicure.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

Ahhh... Finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.





Oops, I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either...

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:



Oops, I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either...

The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom thing.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

EXPLAIN HOW!
Money can be exchanged for do over hams and boardroom jimmy's

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Wark Say posted:

Money can be exchanged for do over hams and boardroom jimmy's

So one of those Quote Council creeps got to you too, huh?

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom thing.

Mr. Jimmy, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

vermin posted:

So one of those Quote Council creeps got to you too, huh?

"You better run, IMJack!" :argh:

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Wark Say posted:

"You better run, IMJack!" :argh:

Heh heh. With a dry cool with like that I could be an action hero.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Wark Say posted:

"You better run, IMJack!" :argh:

But Wark, I was a political prisoner!

I kicked a giant vermin in the DizzyBum! Do I have to draw you a diagram!?

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Attention, FanOfPortals, your IMJack has been arrested.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Wark Say posted:

Attention, FanOfPortals, your IMJack has been arrested.

Ok, throw him in the hole! :godwin:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Pikavangelist posted:

Mr. Jimmy, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Main Street manicure.



Stupid fingers! :argh:

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Root Bear posted:



Stupid fingers! :argh:

They call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em fing...


Oh, there they go.

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Wark Say posted:

Attention, FanOfPortals, your IMJack has been arrested.

Here are your messages.
Your IMJack has been impounded
You have 30 minutes to remove your IMJack
Your IMJack has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to remove your cube.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

FanofPortals posted:

Here are your messages.
Your IMJack has been impounded
You have 30 minutes to remove your IMJack
Your IMJack has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to remove your cube.

That baby changed our lives.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

mrfart posted:

That baby changed our lives.


Pretty big caboose for a baby.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

mrfart posted:

That baby changed our lives.


DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ON? I CAN'T HEAR A THING!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

FanofPortals posted:

Here are your messages.
Your IMJack has been impounded
You have 30 minutes to remove your IMJack
Your IMJack has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to remove your cube.

Attention FanofPortals. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter IMJack.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Gimmicks. They just make it up as they go along. I could do that.

Do over Ham posted:

Attention FanofPortals. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter IMJack.

That's the same thing. You've just replaced Chub with IMJack

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

TMMadman posted:

That's the same thing. You've just replaced ____ with IMJack

I don't even know what that is

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

FanofPortals posted:

Here are your messages.
Your IMJack has been impounded
You have 30 minutes to remove your IMJack
Your IMJack has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to remove your cube.

Oh man, oh man! We killed Do Over Ham! Do Over Ham is gonna be sooooo mad! :ohdear:

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Martytoof posted:

DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ON? I CAN'T HEAR A THING!

But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

That's the same thing. You've just replaced Chub with IMJack

That's not how I remember it. :stare:

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

That's not how I remember it. :stare:
G'uh, that's your cure for everything. :mad:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

That's not how I remember it. :stare:

You were drunk!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Wark Say posted:

G'uh, that's your cure for everything. :mad:

Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton. Put the cotton in your ear. That'll stop them shitposts.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

You were drunk!

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch!

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



vermin posted:

I don't even know what that is


Eight quoters? Huh, some must be doubles.

...

"Dover-Ham?" What the hell?

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



DizzyBum posted:

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch!

TMMadman, someone squeezed the life out of all these goons! And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old mod! :mad:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


DizzyBum posted:

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch!

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

No, Doctor_Fruitbat! That's sexual harassment! If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

TMMadman, someone squeezed the life out of all these goons! And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old mod! :mad:

You wish. That's the stage we call Professor DizzyBum. Talkative, coherent, even insightful. Here's drunk.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Apr 22, 2017

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Buckets posted:

No, Doctor_Fruitbat! That's sexual harassment! If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton. Put the cotton in your ear. That'll stop them shitposts.

Oral thermometer my eye. Think warm thoughts, Ham, cause this is mighty cold.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oral thermometer my eye. Think warm thoughts, Ham, cause this is mighty cold.


I'm there.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



mrfart posted:

I'm there.

Hmm...seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

You were drunk!

I wasn't drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world!

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Pikavangelist posted:

Eight quoters? Huh, some must be doubles.

...

"Dover-Ham?" What the hell?

Oh, that's a spicy quote-r-ball!

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