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I said come in! posted:Sex havers deserve to die. Can confirm, this is true
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CJacobs posted:If I ever have a child I'm going to name them Emil so that they can live forever and have the saddest possible life. i want to have a dozen kids and name them all after minor non-recurring phoenix wright characters
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Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:smw is actually not a very good game because it has way too many autoscrollers It has about as many as YI and SMB3
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In Training posted:It has about as many as YI and SMB3 this is possibly true b/c i haven't counted them but i remember the bad ones in SMW way more. possibly due to the fact that i never had SMW as a kid and only played it semi-recently
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Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:autoscrollers are extremely unfun Wrong. Give me an entire game of just minecarts and rocket barrels please
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Macaluso posted:Wrong. Give me an entire game of just minecarts and rocket barrels please
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The mine cart levels in DKC are only bad because the developers made the incredibly stupid decision of stopping the player's momentum on a dime when you get hit but don't die. Somehow, they have made this mistake in every DKC game in a different, equally frustrating way.
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Not in DKCR, which has some of the best minecart levels ever. I would love a captain toad sized game of DKCR minecart levels.
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Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:this is possibly true b/c i haven't counted them but i remember the bad ones in SMW way more. possibly due to the fact that i never had SMW as a kid and only played it semi-recently YI has the Extremely Long Cave which is only extremely long because the autoscrolling doesn't let you leave the level in 30 seconds.
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Super Mario World was my very first video game. I must've been 3. My brother got a Super Nintendo for his seventh birthday. We were at my grandfather's, they must've hooked up the system to the small TV in the basement. They let me play the first level. Didn't know how to jump, got ambushed by that first shell-less Koopa that slides down the first hill, and cried. Humble beginnings to a very lucrative career as an amateur video game player!
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Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:smw is actually not a very good game because it has way too many autoscrollers Yoshis islands castle mazes are the worst type of mario level in this posters opinion Also mario 3 has the sweetest power ups
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Real hurthling! posted:Yoshis islands castle mazes are the worst type of mario level in this posters opinion When they added keys to Mario maker I immediately started making clones of that castle in YI. I love that level
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Apr 23, 2017 16:17
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Maybe its just the castle music that gets me
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Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? The first game and system I owned was the SNES and Mario World but the first game I played ever was Magmax for NES, which is a godawful shootemup
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Glowing brain meme: -First Nintendo was an NES -First Nintendo was an N64 -First Nintendo was a Wii -First Nintendo was Pokemon GO
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Hi everybody. :\ I'm not doing well at the moment at all to be completely honest. How are the rest of you doing? I'm hoping the rest of you are having a good Sunday.
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I had a Pac Man game shaped like Pac Man, I don't think it was LCD, one of the even earlier light up things? I dunno what they're called. I think I played something with a hammer in an arcade first? I was maybe like 5 or 6 so.
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I think the first game I played was Mario all stars. But my literal earliest memory is wanting to play Primal Rage on the Snes, which was sitting on the tv cabinet out of my reach because it was deemed too violent for a 3 or 4 year old(i dont know how old I was but it was before kindergarten, which I started at 5)
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Ice Climbers in a department store around 1987. I'm still extremely bad at the game.
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exploded mummy posted:YI has the Extremely Long Cave which is only extremely long because the autoscrolling doesn't let you leave the level in 30 seconds. ya you're right, this level is extremely bad and i always forget about it Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? smb for the nes, appropriately. i feel like that's a pretty good First Game
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Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZW0A3zFUTU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Qum5LMyMI
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FirstAidKite posted:Hi everybody. :\ I'm not doing well at the moment at all to be completely honest. How are the rest of you doing? I'm hoping the rest of you are having a good Sunday. There's like a 50% chance I could be losing my job in the next few weeks but it's actually a huge relief to know that because after weeks of walking on eggshells waiting for the shoe to drop I can kick back and rest easy knowing that worst case scenario I go on unemployment for a few months since everything's above board and it's only going to be easier to find a new job this time now that I have several years of full-time employment in an actual field under my belt. I mostly try and keep personal stuff, well, personal since it's both incredibly boring and also because I shitpost on the forums to get away from real-life but I see a lot of younger posters getting (rightfully) stressed out about staying in college and finding jobs and winding up back with their parents or homeless and while it's easily as lovely and stressful as life can get for a lot of people it can also get a lot better and you have to hang in there even when things seem totally hopeless and awful.
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First console I ever owned was the Atari 2600, I had Tennis, Millipede, Moon Patrol and Crystal Castles. Moon Patrol was my favourite.
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FirstAidKite posted:Hi everybody. :\ I'm not doing well at the moment at all to be completely honest. How are the rest of you doing? I'm hoping the rest of you are having a good Sunday. I'm doing alright, redid like 4 hours of lost LP footage due to file corruption and it went better the second time to my surprise. What's up man?
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does a pc count as a first console cause if so thats the one "That was epic for the win..." - 4 Year Old Ostentatious on the Vortex Rikers reveal in Unreal
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Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 on the SNES. My badass older cousin snuck me away from the boring parents and showed 5 year old me all the fatalities.
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Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? Myst
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Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:smw is actually not a very good game because it has way too many autoscrollers Autoscrollers used to really stress me out as a kid (especially that saw level in dkc3!) but as an adult I think they're alright most of the time, even if doing well means a lot of waiting around. Minecart levels are tops though Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? Kirby's Dream Land
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In Training posted:When they added keys to Mario maker I immediately started making clones of that castle in YI. I love that level When they added keys was when random level playing at higher levels went from bad to insufferable because trying to figure out which enemy has the right key or what hidden block has the key or having an extremely long level where you need to get keys or coins to get keys was awful with the combined bad level design of the higher difficulties. Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? Thanks to Jeff Gerstmann, I remembered it was one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4XndQf6NnU
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Probably Battle Chess or an early version of Flight Simulator on a grade-school friend's PC.
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Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? Does the 3D Maze screensaver count?
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My first games were a bunch on our old 486 like Jumpman and Rocky's Boots and Asteroids and stuff like that. The first game that was ever mine personally was Sim City 2000, right when it came out. I convinced my dad to buy me SimCity (Classic) because it had some level of educational value and when we got to Egghead Software they had a PC running 2000 and my dad was like "Well if this is the brand new one let's just get this" and I'm pretty sure that's what winning the lottery feels like. And I get that weird sense of stressful relief that comes from being laid off through no fault of your own. It's a weird thing waking up and reevaluating your life plan while at the same time feeling relieved that you don't have to give a poo poo about all the problems from your old job anymore. With 2 kids, though, that'd be a different story if we didn't have unemployment/savings and if my wife didn't work too.
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Mine was Sonic 2 when I was about 4. I remember really liking the colors.
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plz dont pull out posted:Mine was Sonic 2 when I was about 4. I remember really liking the colors. Yup, pretty much same here. I spent a lot of time 'playing' as Tails before my dad let me be Sonic. 
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Jay Rust posted:What was your first video game? I got a gift of a Game Boy Color and Tetris DX on my 5th birthday and it was awesome
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First game was mario duck hunt. Xmas 1986. Old age is hard
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i dunno which one was first but my first games were sonic, sonic 2, mean bean machine, mcdonald's treasure land adventure, and comix zone
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