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smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SteelMentor posted:

Hey Smokey, what's your thoughts on Jones claiming Homosexuality is caused by juice boxes.

chemicals in the water turning the fuckin frogs gay: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrazine#Amphibians

juicebox liner giving us cancer and making us sterile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A

list of gender bending chemicals commonly found in everyday products and poo poo http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/11/18/research-proves-genderbending-chemicals-affect-reproduction.aspx

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
alex jones is basically a stupid person's version of a smart guy, but also the stupid person has to distrust authority to the point of oppositional defiant disorder and reflexively hate everything "the man" says whoever that is in the current moment - journalism, government, mom, dad, school principal, whoever

the only real alex jones fanboy i ever knew was a manchild single father who still lived at home so his mom could take care of him and his son equally. every single idea he ever had was horrible, and he wouldn't spare you of them - i remember he thought his ticket to millions would be a device that catches the few drops of gasoline that come off the tip of a fuel pump when you're done refuling. in the short time i knew him he poo poo himself twice, and the first time i met him he proudly whipped out a photo of him posing with a porn star at a strip club, his hands on her bare rear end as she forced an uncomforatble smile. i bought weed from him once and it was a desperate struggle to leave his house because he deeply wanted me to stay and smoke and play xbox with him, all the while with his child crying upstairs and his mother angrily shouting at him to clean the kitchen

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Apr 23, 2017

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

chemicals in the water turning the fuckin frogs gay: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrazine#Amphibians

juicebox liner giving us cancer and making us sterile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A

list of gender bending chemicals commonly found in everyday products and poo poo http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/11/18/research-proves-genderbending-chemicals-affect-reproduction.aspx

Literally none of those sources actually back up Jones' (and let's face it, your) hypotheticals. At best they're a "Maybe? In rare cases under specific circumstances".

Also lol, gender =/= orientation dipshit.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Evil Fluffy posted:

This, but also applied to smoke sumthin bitch.


Not that people in this thread are capable of restraint.

Nah, we cool with actual crazies, that's half the fun of the thread. Shbobdb is just a troll who's too unintelligent to pull off a consistent gimmick, which is just lame.

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SteelMentor posted:

Literally none of those sources actually back up Jones' (and let's face it, your) hypotheticals. At best they're a "Maybe? In rare cases under specific circumstances".

Also lol, gender =/= orientation dipshit.

yeah ok 1 in 10 male frogs becomes a lady frog but no worries. just keep drinking the fluoride and dont forget to take your SSRIs bro

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

yeah ok 1 in 10 male frogs becomes a lady frog but no worries.

Wait, I thought it was supposed to be making them gay. What?

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

yeah ok 1 in 10 male frogs becomes a lady frog but no worries. just keep drinking the fluoride and dont forget to take your SSRIs bro

1 in 10 frogs in a rare case, in very specific conditions, and let's ignore that amphibians are known to change genders on their own. Totally worth panicking about.


Goon Danton posted:

Wait, I thought it was supposed to be making them gay. What?

It's pretty telling how dipshits like Jones and Smokey conflate gender and orientation. Almost like they don't know what the gently caress they're talking about.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SteelMentor posted:

1 in 10 frogs in a rare case, in very specific conditions, and let's ignore that amphibians are known to change genders on their own. Totally worth panicking about.

widespread pharmecutical hormone pollution in the environment loving up species reproductive chains is a serious problem but you have to be a complete screaming lunatic to attribute that to the jew agenda - oh right, we are talking about alex jones listeners

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

yeah ok 1 in 10 male frogs becomes a lady frog but no worries. just keep drinking the fluoride and dont forget to take your SSRIs bro

Didn't you watch Jurassic Park?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


amphibian sex determination dysfunction is a very common indicator of a wide variety of chemical pollution, the first sign of an industrially polluted body of water is the elimination of the amphibian population because they're the most vulnerable.

they're supposed to change sex to maintain a community-wide gender ratio, when that doesn't happen properly they can't maintain their population.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

chemicals in the water turning the fuckin frogs gay: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrazine#Amphibians

juicebox liner giving us cancer and making us sterile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A

list of gender bending chemicals commonly found in everyday products and poo poo http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/11/18/research-proves-genderbending-chemicals-affect-reproduction.aspx

Corporations are literally ruining the environment but let's not talk about that, let's instead talk about how juice boxes are turning people gay

ALEX JONES IS A DISTRCTION FROM ACTUAL IMPORTANT ISSUES, YOU MORON

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

QuarkJets posted:

Corporations are literally ruining the environment but let's not talk about that, let's instead talk about how juice boxes are turning people gay

ALEX JONES IS A DISTRCTION FROM ACTUAL IMPORTANT ISSUES, YOU MORON

This is what gets under my skin about Conspiracy Theorists. People in power pretty openly do horrible, massively destructive and self-servingly evil acts and actively work to make ordinary peoples' lives as miserable as possible. The system is broken and we're running out of time to fix things. But to Conspiracy Nuts none of that matters, Shouty Internet Man told them the JewsGLOBALISTS are to blame, and you can beat them by stockpiling guns and buy Shouty Man brand colloidal silver.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The Trump administration has proposed completely shutting down the FDA and the EPA but these jokers don't have time to care about that, they're too busy getting conned by quack doctors and a loud-mouthed man selling them snake oil VIRILITY PILLS

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Global Warming's a Chinese Hoax to make money for BIG ENVIRONMENT and steal your precious bodily fluids to give to that black family SOROS PLANTED AGITATOR THUGS down the street.

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
for the record, even tho a sizeable portion of the main top dog globalists are jewish, most of them are anglo saxons. If anything, calling out globalism is analogous to calling out the white supremacist agenda.

SteelMentor posted:

Global Warming's a Chinese Hoax to make money for BIG ENVIRONMENT and steal your precious bodily fluids to give to that black family SOROS PLANTED AGITATOR THUGS down the street.

actually global warming is a hoax popularised by maurice strong(discliple of the desmarais family and chinese connection) and the club of rome. China just got onboard because the U.N. promised to give the communist party HUGE money transfers directly from the pockets of the common folks and to let them emit as much CO2 as they want and build 2 coal plants a week for the next 25 years.

smoke sumthin bitch fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 24, 2017

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

actually global warming is a hoax popularised by maurice strong(discliple of the desmarais family and chinese connection) and the club of rome. China just got onboard because the U.N. promised to give the communist party HUGE money transfers directly from the pockets of the common folks and to let them emit as much CO2 as they want and build 2 coal plants a week for the next 25 years.
Explain literally thousands of climate scientists across the world. Explain our unbroken sprint of hottest years and months ever. Explain the opening of the Northwest Passage.

You're an idiot. Literally everything you believe is the opposite of reality.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Not to mention the first person to make the CO2/warming connection did so in the 1890's...

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

for the record, even tho a sizeable portion of the main top dog globalists are jewish, most of them are anglo saxons. If anything, calling out globalism is analogous to calling out the white supremacist agenda.


actually global warming is a hoax popularised by maurice strong(discliple of the desmarais family and chinese connection) and the club of rome. China just got onboard because the U.N. promised to give the communist party HUGE money transfers directly from the pockets of the common folks and to let them emit as much CO2 as they want and build 2 coal plants a week for the next 25 years.

Coincidentally, this hoax only harms huge corporations who produce insane amounts of CO2. Have you ever wondered why that is?

And have you ever wondered why all atmospheric physics models seem to converge on the idea that a blanket of gas that is opaque in the IR tends to significantly warm planets as a function of that blanket's thickness, with the effect being particularly pronounced in places like Venus?

Like did the hoax-perpetuators go back in time and alter the laws of the universe, too, you gullible fuckwit?

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 24, 2017

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

for the record, even tho a sizeable portion of the main top dog globalists are jewish, most of them are anglo saxons. If anything, calling out globalism is analogous to calling out the white supremacist agenda.


actually global warming is a hoax popularised by maurice strong(discliple of the desmarais family and chinese connection) and the club of rome. China just got onboard because the U.N. promised to give the communist party HUGE money transfers directly from the pockets of the common folks and to let them emit as much CO2 as they want and build 2 coal plants a week for the next 25 years.


I guess no one let Chairman Xi in on the conspiracy then. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-02/china-coal-cuts-and-renewables-transform-climate-change-leader/8316660

quote:

A third consecutive year of falling coal consumption and a renewable energy spending spree has made China the new global leader on climate change, some environmental groups claim.
Figures from China's National Bureau of Statistics this year revealed a 4.7 per cent year-on-year fall in coal consumption in 2016.
Coal production dropped even more, and the latest figures confirm a three-year trend of declining coal use for the country's massive electricity grid.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



And as we all know figures released by the CCP are always accurate and truthful.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

I think you underestimating the average conspiracists ability to believe two contradicting theories at once.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Hmmm, good thing the CCP aren't the only sources in the article then.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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smoke sumthin bitch posted:

yeah ok 1 in 10 male frogs becomes a lady frog but no worries. just keep drinking the fluoride and dont forget to take your SSRIs bro

Flouride is literally one of the safest and most beneficial substances we put into our bodies on the reg, as verified by anyone with an actual education who cares to check the data, but okay, being told what to believe by a loving scam artist is probably easier.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Also yes please do take your meds.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Tias posted:

Flouride is literally one of the safest and most beneficial substances we put into our bodies on the reg, as verified by anyone with an actual education who cares to check the data, but okay, being told what to believe by a loving scam artist is probably easier.

The frustrating thing is, yes, fluorides* can be harmful in high doses, but (1) that's true of literally any chemical, and (2) when it gets too high, water treatment plants remove some from the water.

*Also, you know, there's no one chemical called "fluoride." It's an ion, so it's always just one part of a bigger chemical. So you have a big class of chemicals that range from benign (sodium fluorophosphate) to preposterously dangerous (HF).

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

for the record, even tho a sizeable portion of the main top dog globalists are jewish, most of them are anglo saxons. If anything, calling out globalism is analogous to calling out the white supremacist agenda.


actually global warming is a hoax popularised by maurice strong(discliple of the desmarais family and chinese connection) and the club of rome. China just got onboard because the U.N. promised to give the communist party HUGE money transfers directly from the pockets of the common folks and to let them emit as much CO2 as they want and build 2 coal plants a week for the next 25 years.

It's actually literally the old SEVEN JEW BANKERS thing

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Goon Danton posted:

The frustrating thing is, yes, fluorides* can be harmful in high doses, but (1) that's true of literally any chemical, and (2) when it gets too high, water treatment plants remove some from the water.

*Also, you know, there's no one chemical called "fluoride." It's an ion, so it's always just one part of a bigger chemical. So you have a big class of chemicals that range from benign (sodium fluorophosphate) to preposterously dangerous (HF).

Most of the fluoride we use in water is from aluminum processing. It's the waste run off.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Shbobdb posted:

Most of the fluoride we use in water is from aluminum processing. It's the waste run off.

And? Plenty of good, useful stuff is waste from other processes.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Shbobdb posted:

Most of the fluoride we use in water is from aluminum processing. It's the waste run off.

By that standard, leather's waste run off from meat processing.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Shbobdb posted:

Most of the fluoride we use in water is from aluminum processing. It's the waste run off.

Do you think that makes it ritually unclean or something?

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Goon Danton posted:

Do you think that makes it ritually unclean or something?

Homeopathic aluminum poisoning! The government puts horse hair mats in water treatment plants to poison children!

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Toxic runoff from industrial metal processing in drinking water is good -- an environmentalist perspective

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Shbobdb posted:

Toxic runoff from industrial metal processing in drinking water is good -- an environmentalist perspective

You know what's in water? HYDROGEN! You know what is in virtually every harmful acid? HYDROGEN! Ban all water! Think of the children!

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Dirk the Average posted:

Look at me, Mr Monkeycheese. I'm so irreverent and unpredictable! I use this as a shield to not actually engage or learn anything.

Enjoy shilling for noted Good Guy (tm) ALCOA.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Shbobdb posted:

Enjoy shilling for noted Good Guy (tm) ALCOA.

You're just making GBS threads your pants everywhere this morning aren't you

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Shbobdb posted:

Enjoy shilling for noted Good Guy (tm) ALCOA.

I'm sorry, I thought we were having a nonsense contest. Say something coherent and we'll talk like adults.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Shbobdb posted:

Toxic runoff from industrial metal processing in drinking water is good -- an environmentalist perspective

Who the gently caress made you the arbiter of toxicity? Because guess what, it's not toxic in those doses.

Also that quote edit is priceless considering how you hide behind an idiot gimmick.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Stop engaging Shbobdb, he's not speaking in earnest. If you wanna engage with crazy argue with smoke

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RagnarokAngel posted:

Stop engaging Shbobdb, he's not speaking in earnest. If you wanna engage with crazy argue with smoke

Nah he's a nice guy, who likes to engage with kids!

Shbobdb posted:

When skullfucking a child, I like to do it through the mouth so I can watch the life slowly drain from their eyes while they choke, but my hedgefund manager buddies tell me that is a scrub move and the real deal is when you puncture the temple and gently caress their still warm, dead body through that hole.

I'm confused, so what is the best, most socially acceptable move?

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Deep Thought
Mar 7, 2005

xthetenth posted:

Who the gently caress made you the arbiter of toxicity? Because guess what, it's not toxic in those doses.

'Toxic' is a misleading label because toxicity is defined by the FDA. It's not going to kill someone to imbibe fluoride. It's not a toxin, it's an industrial waste product which is very good for teeth and has other health benefits. Educated people can understand that even paint stripper is fine in a microdose, anything can be: Roman senators would drink little amounts of venom to build immunity to it for goodness sake. Fluoride is sugar water compared to venom and paint stripper, yet if the ingredients were reversed and toothpaste was spiked with deadly snake venom (in a safe dose) you can guarantee the same hysterics wouldn't care, because 'it's a natural substance, dude'. Total hypocrisy but then what else is new?

A non-poisonous dose of anything can be good for you, and fluoride more so than most things. Sodium Laurel Sulphate on the other hand is pure evil -- or is it? No, of course it's fine in a small dose.

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