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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

ladies and gentlemen president wlliam peduto, with vp edward ballesworth

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

alnilam posted:

ladies and gentlemen president wlliam peduto, with vp edward ballesworth

First project: The largest bike lane imaginable, stretching across the US.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
AP: Dreamers, you've talked about them, you've talked about heart earlier. This is one area where you have talked —

TRUMP: No, we aren't looking to do anything right now. Look, the dreamers ... this is an interesting case, they left and they came back and he's got some problems, it's a little different than the dreamer case, right? But we are putting MS-13 in jail and getting them the hell out of our country. They've taken over towns and cities and we are being really brutal with MS-13, and that's what we should be. They are a bad group, and somebody said they are as bad as al-Qaida, which is a hell of a reference.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Epic High Five posted:

Worse than Johnson?
yeah, it's a high bar but i think he manages it. country is crumbling over slavery and he spends the whole term either limply doing nothing or deciding that now is the time for BOLD ACTION*

*BOLD ACTION somehow always involves doing something pro-slavery and stupid/unconstitutional because this time it'll teach those loving :argh:Black Republicans:argh: their rightful place

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
AP: And that's going to be the policy of your administration to allow the dreamers to stay?

TRUMP: Yes. Yes. That's our policy. I am not saying ... long-term, we are going to have to fix the problem, the whole immigration problem. But I will tell you: Right now we have a great gentleman, one of my real stars is Gen. (John) Kelly, now (Homeland Security) Secretary Kelly. We are down 73 percent at the border, we are cleaning out cities and towns of hard-line criminals, some of the worst people on earth, people that rape and kill women, people that are killing people just for the sake of having fun. They are being thrown in jails and they are being ... all over the country and nobody's ever done it like us, so we are being unbelievably thorough with that. We are out in Long Island cleaning out the MS-13 scum, they are all scum, that's probably the worst gang anywhere on Earth. ...

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i agree, the whole dreamers issue is that they left and they came back and he's got some problems

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




how dastardly and insidious of them to sneak in the raised fist of defiance and of unity of the oppressed as the symbol for authority

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

AP: And that's going to be the policy of your administration to allow the dreamers to stay?

TRUMP: Yes. Yes. That's our policy. I am not saying ... long-term, we are going to have to fix the problem, the whole immigration problem. But I will tell you: Right now we have a great gentleman, one of my real stars is Gen. (John) Kelly, now (Homeland Security) Secretary Kelly. We are down 73 percent at the border, we are cleaning out cities and towns of hard-line criminals, some of the worst people on earth, people that rape and kill women, people that are killing people just for the sake of having fun. They are being thrown in jails and they are being ... all over the country and nobody's ever done it like us, so we are being unbelievably thorough with that. We are out in Long Island cleaning out the MS-13 scum, they are all scum, that's probably the worst gang anywhere on Earth. ...

looking forward to revisiting these comments when there's an agriculture labor crisis during harvest

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

VectorSigma posted:

how dastardly and insidious of them to sneak in the raised fist of defiance and of unity of the oppressed as the symbol for authority

Yeah that bothered me too

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
AP: You had put a request into the Pentagon to put forward an ISIS plan within 30 days. I know they have sent that over. Have you accepted a plan? Are you moving forward on a strategy?

TRUMP: We have a very strong plan, but we cannot talk about it, Julie.

AP: Can you say generally what the strategy is? Should people —

TRUMP: Generally is we have got to get rid of ISIS. We have no choice. And other terrorist organizations.

AP: Should Americans who are serving in the military expect that you are going to increase troop numbers in the Middle East to fight ISIS?

TRUMP: No, not much.

AP: In terms of the strategy, though, that you have accepted, it sounds like, from the generals —

TRUMP: Well, they've also accepted my strategy.

AP: Does that involve more troops on the ground, it sounds like?

TRUMP: Not many.

AP: So a small increase?

TRUMP: It could be an increase, then an increase. But not many more. I want to do the job, but not many more. ...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Solarin posted:

looking forward to revisiting these comments when there's an agriculture labor crisis during harvest
You mean a lazy entitled Millennials crisis?

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Colonel J posted:

I got Libertarian Socialism. That doesn't sound like a real thing...

same. I think the survey maker just wanted an excuse be like "no man you're a libertarian too vote gary johnson"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Solarin posted:

looking forward to revisiting these comments when there's an agriculture labor crisis during harvest

There's already one during planting and harvest of early crops

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Okay, now what's this about a comedy film?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

FactsAreUseless posted:

You mean a lazy entitled Millennials crisis?

Why Don't Millennials Like Food?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

There's already one during planting and harvest of early crops

:jackbud:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Why are lazy millennials eating peanut butter sandwiches and sobbing themselves to sleep at night? When I was their age I was buying diamonds and eating steak for every meal

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
TRUMP: I think (I) can to an extent. But there's a, there's a basic hard-line core that you can't break though, OK, that you can't break through. There's a hard-line group you can't break through, you can't. It's sad. You can't. Look, I met with Congressman Cummings and I really liked him, a lot. Elijah Cummings (of Maryland). I really liked him a lot. And during the conversation because we have a very strong mutual feeling on drug prices. He came to see me, at my invitation, because I saw him talking about, he came to see me about drug prices because drug prices are ridiculous. And I am going to get them way, way, way down and he liked that. He said you will be the greatest president. He said you will be, in front of five, six people, he said you will be the greatest president in the history of this country.

AP: He disputed that slightly.

TRUMP: That's what he said. I mean, what can I tell you?

AP: Yeah.

TRUMP: There's six people sitting here. What did he, what, what do you mean by slightly?

AP: He said, he said that he felt like you could be a great president if and then —

TRUMP: Well he said, you'll be the greatest president in the history of, but you know what, I'll take that also, but that you could be. But he said, will be the greatest president but I would also accept the other. In other words, if you do your job, but I accept that. Then I watched him interviewed and it was like he never even was here. It's incredible. I watched him interviewed a week later and it's like he was never in my office. And you can even say that.


still salty about cummings

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Internet Webguy posted:

transcript of the ap interview i was quoting

TRUMP: I've developed great relationships with all of these leaders. Nobody's written that. In fact, they said, "Oh, well, he's not treating them nicely," because on NATO, I want them to pay up. But I still get along with them great, and they will pay up. In fact, with the Italian prime minister yesterday, you saw, we were joking, "Come on, you have to pay up, you have to pay up." He'll pay.

Holy poo poo he's acting like he's the slumlord of NATO.

Like these countries are screwing him.over personally by not contributing enough funds.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Sad news re: fate of Baloogan.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

it's cool the out of touch billionaire from new york's concept that he's deporting evil bad gang members is undisturbed by the reality of him deporting old ladies whose crime is using a fake SSN to get a job at a water park and provide for her citizen children

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

triple sulk posted:

George Did Nothing Wrong

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
TRUMP: I have learned one thing, because I get treated very unfairly, that's what I call it, the fake media. And the fake media is not all of the media. You know they tried to say that the fake media was all the, no. The fake media is some of you. I could tell you who it is, 100 percent. Sometimes you're fake, but — but the fake media is some of the media. It bears no relationship to the truth. It's not that Fox treats me well, it's that Fox is the most accurate.

AP: Do you believe that? That Fox —

TRUMP: I do. I get treated so badly. Yesterday, about the thing, you know when I said it's a terrorism ... it may be. I said it may be a terrorist attack and MSNBC, I heard, went crazy, "He called it a terrorist attack." They thought it was a bank robbery. By the way, I'm 10-0 for that. I've called every one of them. Every time they said I called it way too early and then it turns out I'm ... Whatever. Whatever. In the meantime, I'm here and they're not.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Yesterday, about the thing, you know when I said it's a terrorism ... it may be.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

TRUMP: I think (I) can to an extent. But there's a, there's a basic hard-line core that you can't break though, OK, that you can't break through. There's a hard-line group you can't break through, you can't. It's sad. You can't. Look, I met with Congressman Cummings and I really liked him, a lot. Elijah Cummings (of Maryland). I really liked him a lot. And during the conversation because we have a very strong mutual feeling on drug prices. He came to see me, at my invitation, because I saw him talking about, he came to see me about drug prices because drug prices are ridiculous. And I am going to get them way, way, way down and he liked that. He said you will be the greatest president. He said you will be, in front of five, six people, he said you will be the greatest president in the history of this country.

AP: He disputed that slightly.

TRUMP: That's what he said. I mean, what can I tell you?

AP: Yeah.

TRUMP: There's six people sitting here. What did he, what, what do you mean by slightly?

AP: He said, he said that he felt like you could be a great president if and then —

TRUMP: Well he said, you'll be the greatest president in the history of, but you know what, I'll take that also, but that you could be. But he said, will be the greatest president but I would also accept the other. In other words, if you do your job, but I accept that. Then I watched him interviewed and it was like he never even was here. It's incredible. I watched him interviewed a week later and it's like he was never in my office. And you can even say that.


still salty about cummings

think I want to throw up thanks for the c/p

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

sincx posted:

Holy poo poo he's acting like he's the slumlord of NATO.

Like these countries are screwing him.over personally by not contributing enough funds.

I mean, that's pretty much the prevailing far right attitude toward all international organizations

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

Sad news re: fate of Baloogan.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvsa3BDXf7Y&t=125s

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
alright, last one i swear but jesus christ that interview is peak trump

TRUMP: In fact, they also did. I never thought I had the ability to not watch. Like, people think I watch (MSNBC's) "Morning Joe." I don't watch "Morning Joe." I never thought I had the ability to, and who used to treat me great by the way, when I played the game. I never thought I had the ability to not watch what is unpleasant, if it's about me. Or pleasant. But when I see it's such false reporting and such bad reporting and false reporting that I've developed an ability that I never thought I had. I don't watch things that are unpleasant. I just don't watch them.

AP: And do you feel like that's, that's because of the office that you now occupy —

TRUMP: No.

AP: That you've made that change?

TRUMP: I don't know why it is, but I've developed that ability, and it's happened over the last, over the last year.

AP: That's interesting.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Internet Webguy posted:

Yesterday, about the thing, you know when I said it's a terrorism ... it may be.

it is a terrorism! trump's adorable!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Internet Webguy posted:

alright, last one i swear but jesus christ that interview is peak trump

TRUMP: In fact, they also did. I never thought I had the ability to not watch. Like, people think I watch (MSNBC's) "Morning Joe." I don't watch "Morning Joe." I never thought I had the ability to, and who used to treat me great by the way, when I played the game. I never thought I had the ability to not watch what is unpleasant, if it's about me. Or pleasant. But when I see it's such false reporting and such bad reporting and false reporting that I've developed an ability that I never thought I had. I don't watch things that are unpleasant. I just don't watch them.

AP: And do you feel like that's, that's because of the office that you now occupy —

TRUMP: No.

AP: That you've made that change?

TRUMP: I don't know why it is, but I've developed that ability, and it's happened over the last, over the last year.

AP: That's interesting.

jesus christ your BRAIN

something is legitimately wrong with the organ in your skull

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

i agree, the whole dreamers issue is that they left and they came back and he's got some problems

i hate that im going to go to my grave never knowing who the hell "he" refers to in "they left and they came back and he's got some problems"

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

wizard on a water slide posted:

I mean, that's pretty much the prevailing far right attitude toward all international organizations

and trump played to that directly, which is why he is strong and good

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

holy bajeezuz thats some trump right there

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Tonetta posted:

Probe me with that image tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

me too

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Red Minjo posted:

same. I think the survey maker just wanted an excuse be like "no man you're a libertarian too vote gary johnson"

I got demsoc, clearly you guys just overvalue peace or something

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Baloogan posted:

holy bajeezuz thats some trump right there
So he really does think that he is just running a TV show eh? Have people talked to him about the people who have died under his command so far to get at whether he actually believes they died irl?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

So he really does think that he is just running a TV show eh? Have people talked to him about the people who have died under his command so far to get at whether he actually believes they died irl?

hes running the most powerful and richest nation, the last remaining superpower as though it were a tv show

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Internet Webguy posted:

alright, last one i swear but jesus christ that interview is peak trump

TRUMP: In fact, they also did. I never thought I had the ability to not watch. Like, people think I watch (MSNBC's) "Morning Joe." I don't watch "Morning Joe." I never thought I had the ability to, and who used to treat me great by the way, when I played the game. I never thought I had the ability to not watch what is unpleasant, if it's about me. Or pleasant. But when I see it's such false reporting and such bad reporting and false reporting that I've developed an ability that I never thought I had. I don't watch things that are unpleasant. I just don't watch them.

AP: And do you feel like that's, that's because of the office that you now occupy —

TRUMP: No.

AP: That you've made that change?

TRUMP: I don't know why it is, but I've developed that ability, and it's happened over the last, over the last year.

AP: That's interesting.

this is peak trump, because he is keeping that reporter on his toes!
by never finishing a fully functioning sentence he leaves us scrambling for meaning, which is just he wants!

this is pro tier political trolling, best i've seen in years

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
He didn't like Bolton because he didn't like his mustache

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