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Drunk & Ugly posted:i thought id take a break from drinkin a lot and just do some exercise etc and try to figure things out and i felt good Listen, the juicero is the best thing I've ever had in my entire life, let me tell you. this thing is simply amazing, just the absolute best. I push the button and it goes through the air to the machine that I want some juice, Isn't that just amazing? I've never seen anything like it before.
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/856258508030955520 Now that's a slow burn of a funny. The reporter has actually noted that, technically, he overachieved one thing but his blatant lying has sullied the whole endeavour
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My 70 year old mom thought it was really cool when Hillary responded like that.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My 70 year old mom thought it was really cool when Hillary responded like that. i don't understand how performing weird little head motions in order to make wonderful 2 second gif loops didn't cinch it for her
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Lime Tonics posted:also, look, He is referring to something that was on fox and friends this morning saying there was a poll that asked "do you regret your vote?" And 93% said no. Because loving of course they did.
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/856258508030955520 holy poo poo this is good stuff. just so it doesn't get glossed over, this is this full AP transcript that was in one of the tweets in your post https://apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83 lol imagine how hard people have to work just to keep Trump from speaking too long to the media. this is probably the catalyst for a ton of 3am "WHOS JOB WAS IT TO WATCH TRUMP!??!" group text. The AP Trump-Chat article posted:AP: I do want to talk to you about the 100 days. haha he is straight up senile and suffering from some form of personality disorder lmfao Tumble fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:He is referring to something that was on fox and friends this morning saying there was a poll that asked "do you regret your vote?" And 93% said no. Because loving of course they did. REMINDER please do not disrespect these gentle creatures, they need perpetual buttering-up or they will lay their genitalia on the railroad tracks to show you how much they hate you and everybody who looks like you
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WRONG BIG! Apparently Trump can say something stupider than "Bigly Wrong". From the full AP transcript also mentioned, that is a goldmine. Even after barely glancing over it, it is already producing shiningly beautiful turd nuggets of lol. Trump on Merkel, " We had unbelievable chemistry."
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i thought id take a break from drinkin a lot and just do some exercise etc and try to figure things out and i felt good Investigations take a while, especially when they are going to arrest the President of the United States. They kind of need all their Ts crossed and Is dotted etc... They can't just yell "Stop Resisting" and shoot him.
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LordSloth posted:From the full AP transcript also mentioned, that is a goldmine. Even after barely glancing over it, it is already producing shiningly beautiful turd nuggets of lol. Trump on Merkel, " We had unbelievable chemistry." he's right though, people did find it hard to believe their interaction
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Chemisty like potassium and water
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:08 |
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If I voted Trump I would not have regretted my vote. Think about how boring and standard a Clinton White House would have been.
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Like I'd be clawing my eyes out.
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happyhippy posted:Cat food will be a staple US food item soon. When that runs out we will eat cats.
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I'd just be sitting here, job security well in hand, ready to gin up some more devastating research on climate change impacts and our ludicrously unprepared society/infrastructure/ecosystems/everything. Now I get to laugh about the orange man and go to thousands-strong protests where the main point of contention is that policy should be based upon facts and not made-up grandma's forwarded email blog posts. LOLCOTI (Laugh out loud crying on the inside for you newbs)
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Runaktla posted:Like I'd be clawing my eyes out. But we would have Trump TV.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:20 |
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DHS secretary on homegrown terror: "I don't know how to stop that" Department of Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly said he doesn’t know how to stop “homegrown terrorists,” despite saying that the homegrown threat is the “most common” threat facing the U.S. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dhs-secretary-john-kelly-on-homegrown-terror-i-dont-know-how-to-stop-that/ lol
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:22 |
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Why listen to science when I can listen to a crackpot washed up shell of a man give me conspiracy theories about some random billionaire who is making marijuana extremely strong because he tests it yearly "like the police do"
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turn off the TV posted:But we would have Trump TV. Way different when the currently acting president has the nuke button, an easily triggered inferiority complex, and short term memory problems.
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Tumble posted:holy poo poo this is good stuff. just so it doesn't get glossed over, this is this full AP transcript that was in one of the tweets in your post AP article posted:AP: One more 100 days question. I only bolded the part where he talks about the election.
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https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/856290293691293696
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:33 |
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Donald Trump Exposes Donald Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUuHDOq58XU lol bigly
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Faith For Two posted:I only bolded the part where he talks about the election. lol he's like a guy in his 30s still talking about that game-winning catch he made back in high school it'll be 2020 and he'll have accomplished nothing and he'll still be yammering on about how Hillary lost bigly, big big loss, very big
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59 missiles. It's more than 79 missiles. I shot them bigly into Iraq.... Syria. Being president, a very bigly job. Interview over now. Golf time.
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Lime Tonics posted:Donald Trump Exposes Donald Trump this is the type of poo poo i've been waiting for.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:57 |
The potus said super duper in an interview
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Tiny Lowtax posted:The potus said super duper I lold in public irl at this
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I'd ask what time he gave that interview, because it sounds like the answers someone would give if they'd been up for 24 hours and are exhausted, but it was probably 10AM.
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those tomahawks, amazing amazing weapons. We fired them at ISIS and they didn't see it coming. they're everywhere! scrambled like roaches.
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Trump is a weapon of mass stupidity
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Faith For Two posted:I only bolded the part where he talks about the election. quote:it's not easy for a White House staff to realize that you are going into a situation where you are going to be at no, where are going to get no votes. That does sound hard to realize.
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Lime Tonics posted:Donald Trump Exposes Donald Trump This is wonderful.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:The potus said super duper in an interview and i just had a super dee duper lol @ this thank you
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guys this AP article we're talking about here: https://apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83 it was a sit-down, written interview that President Trump had time to prepare for. He was not caught totally off guard here, this is how he talks when he's had time to think about an upcoming interview lmfao he can't even prepare for an interview when it's written in advance in his calendar Tumble fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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Trump probably saw this https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/856213687727730692 https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/856213733550567424 https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/856213648217341952
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Trump probably saw this President fails to do anything of consequence or value. Drives opinion ratings and congressional ratings into the ground. Embarrasses United States internationally. Fox News asks the important questions: Why isn't anyone saying nice things about the president!?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Trump probably saw this OMFG LOL holy poo poo, if you were ever serious about thinking this was a country where people could still be thought of as "rational actors" holy gently caress I DAARRE you to break through this loltastic smokescreen of bullshit and try to "convince your fellow citizens" that we should work together on anything. i mean gently caress, this is "meta-news", produced by a "news organization" to talk about how the "news" is totally loving biased against your team, full stop. my head just loving fell off lol just lol we live in a country with people who have abandoned all reason and people in dnd are talking about issues
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The Associated Press Posted posted:AP: Dreamers, you've talked about them, you've talked about heart earlier. This is one area where you have talked — It's so incredible how nothing makes any sense at all. Like not a single thought connects to the previous thought. Can you imagine talking to a person like this and then saying "yes this person should make key decisions that impact my life?" Like this person should be in charge of my finances and home security? Extrapolating this is very depressing because I'm pretty sure it only ends in civil war. RIP
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