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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Yup, that one word pretty much says it all.

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm the android phone w the ios vm in it

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
So what do they think shagging means? It clearly isn't sex or jerking it.. do they think it means cumming?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
oooohhhh, they think shagging means masturbating. That explains a lot. I like how these mysteries are slowly unraveled in this thread.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

powerful sex moves posted:

oooohhhh, they think shagging means masturbating. That explains a lot. I like how these mysteries are slowly unraveled in this thread.

From context, that can't be right. "Can't stop shagging" is a running theme... they must think it's actually jizzing

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trollsexyactress is a dumb name
It makes no sense
The memes aren't funny
Why is he writing in English when he has no command of it
I hope whoever runs that page dies in an apartment building collapse

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

The Jack Chop Guy is a dumb name
It makes no sense
The posts aren't funny
Why is he writing in English when he has no command of it
I hope whoever runs that account dies in an apartment building collapse

Ftfy

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Apr 23, 2017

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

:piss:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
This thread makes me feel like shagging queen of month April.

e: Is it just me, or does chocobar lady kind of look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus?

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

At least now we know which Steve they were saying wow too.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

powerful sex moves posted:

oooohhhh, they think shagging means masturbating. That explains a lot. I like how these mysteries are slowly unraveled in this thread.

now I know how that guy who cracked the ancient Mayan alphabet felt

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1298514156851217&id=557856824250291

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

I'm the android phone w the ios vm in it

im the dude who doesn't understand the concept of "screenshots"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Bhabi who can make milky round rotis is hottest bhabi ever. If she can fit them in her navel, then I can give chocorod chutney!

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Apr 23, 2017

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

From context, that can't be right. "Can't stop shagging" is a running theme... they must think it's actually jizzing

You could be right. This is the one that made me think it was just jerking off but it could go either way, really:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Rod Rage

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


sout
Apr 24, 2014


brothers don't read this
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bhabhis... hello.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

A new rap single in the making

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






:yikes:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
chocobar racing and chocobar breeding were the worst parts of final fantasy vii

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
good boob and a super bowl to u all!

First of all, if you GIS "troll sexy actress," you get memes. If you write "troll sexyy actress," you get memes.

If you write "troll sexyyy actress," you get the hottest bhabi of them all:


Gosh! :allears: :swoon:



To be honest, I don't believe you, because bitch kind of busted.


:stare:


"Hahaha, remember that girl we slutshamed into the ground? I fap 2 dat."


How much force is appropriate to apply to a boner?


Admit it, you've never seen a woman OR a gym.


This was a terrible Superman arc. Armpitonite.


"Just once- just once, Adithi, I wish a guy would fap for my armpits like Deeja up there."


Yeah...no, that's kind of a bad move.


JFC if you're going to make a spermarket* joke, why the gently caress wouldn't you make a quip about the dairy section?

* I AM KEEPING THIS TYPO


*headdesk*

(okay and also that girl is pretty hot)


U do u, grrrrl.


"Since when?"


Yes, I definitely have a fetish for crazy eyes.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I am melon man

^ the best username to be

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do you think there is another site where hot bhabhis fantasize about Indian men?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ratjaculation posted:

I am melon man

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




look at th ose hip folds i shoot uncontrol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


True story



That expression





Lol rape

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Apr 24, 2017

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


"Hahaha, remember that girl we slutshamed into the ground? I fap 2 dat."

this one actually does make my rod wake who is she? super bowl to you in advance...

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Compact boob's

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


'Shag for Rakul' sounds like a campaign slogan.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

get me HQ! posted:

this one actually does make my rod wake who is she? super bowl to you in advance...

I don't know, but I'm sure her Whatsapp number is around here somewhere...

Palpek posted:

'Shag for Rakul' sounds like a campaign slogan.

On Mars.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


To be honest, I don't believe you, because bitch kind of busted.
I'm not calling him a liar, but I want to see the data he gathered so we can peer review this properly. Big tit big milk to you.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
what's with the chubby waistlines that give them hard rod

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Palpek posted:

'Shag for Rakul' sounds like a campaign slogan.

Read it as Shag for Ron Paul

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

Tired Moritz posted:

what's with the chubby waistlines that give them hard rod

They probably find it too hard to pin down skinny women.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I never get this expression when i'm rubbing rod in public

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
drat look at that epic blank expression

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm unpacked rubbing rod

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