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Apr 23, 2017 06:25
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what a loving pussy that guy is
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Apr 23, 2017 06:32
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Orkin Mang posted:what a loving pussy that guy is Because red liquid comes out of him?
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Apr 23, 2017 06:34
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Guess hes not a fan of the Red Wings.
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Apr 23, 2017 06:38
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Apr 23, 2017 06:39
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Flyball posted:Do they normally oscillate that much? No, only when you are about to eat rear end really hard. Good form helps you avoid these, what I was taught to call "death wobbles". My first time on a longboard my friend took me to a pretty decent hill. I started from like halfway up and was cutting back and forth across the road on my way down, which helps you not pick up hella speed, and I still got these toward the bottom. I then watched with amazement while my friend took the same board arrow-straight down the center of the road from the very top without wobbling. Anyway, its really terrifying when this happens. It feels just shy of utterly uncontrollable and the only way to win is to ride it out long enough to slow down. But normally you just end up failing to control the oscillations, they get worse, and then you are thrown from your board, and eat rear end really hard. Kid in that video is lucky to have managed to wobble over onto grass. His screams are exactly what it feels like btw. Nathilus has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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Apr 23, 2017 10:16
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Gross Dude posted:Because red liquid comes out of him? 
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Apr 23, 2017 10:19
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JoelJoel posted:Hey guy, what do you think Hillary's campaign did wrong? Be as thorough as you like. Hillary should have spent a few days livestreaming herself playing Counter Strike and DOTA to reach out and connect with the younger voters. Proper streamer style mind you, Danny DeVito placards behind her, branded Razer headphones and a chair covered in game logos & LEDS, everything. Her diet should have been nothing more than Doritos, Mountain Dew and whatever actual hot food place is gamer branded. (if any?) Oh and lose the tailored pants suit jacket and replace with brightly colored hipster t-shirts. DancingShade has a new favorite as of 11:16 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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Apr 23, 2017 11:13
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DancingShade posted:Hillary should have spent a few days livestreaming herself playing Counter Strike and DOTA to reach out and connect with the younger voters.
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Apr 23, 2017 11:30
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maswastaken posted:For the complete experience, someone would swatted her on their own initiative. I'm imagining a SWAT team bursting in and getting met by secret servicemen with MP5s. Yeah that would make an interesting .gif
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Apr 23, 2017 11:53
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Refrigerapist posted:Guess hes not a fan of the Red Wings. Haha what the gently caress, did that dude puke blood?
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Apr 23, 2017 12:38
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Do you think Bill is happy about the way things have turned out? If you got $25 million after being fired from a fake news channel, would you care?
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Apr 23, 2017 16:54
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A Proper Uppercut posted:Haha what the gently caress, did that dude puke blood? yea what a pussy bitch
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Apr 23, 2017 16:55
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BOOTY-ADE posted:If you got $25 million after being fired from a fake news channel, would you care? I'm pretty sure that my brain operates along totally different lines to O'Reilly's. I'd be goddamned ecstatic to get $25m and early retirement but I suspect that ol' Bill is one of those people who value prestige and status way way higher than money.
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Apr 23, 2017 17:06
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BOOTY-ADE posted:If you got $25 million after being fired from a fake news channel, would you care? If I did? No. But I think perception of wealth is relative; Bill is rich enough that the numbers don't mean as much as they do for real people, and self-centered enough to be unhappy with the status loss. To put it simply, would he have chosen things to turn out the way they did, or otherwise?
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Apr 23, 2017 17:24
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Bill is rich enough that the numbers don't mean as much as they do for real people, and self-centered enough to be unhappy with the status loss. Let's hope so.
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Apr 23, 2017 17:57
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Apr 23, 2017 17:59
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Well? Did you fall?
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Apr 23, 2017 18:30
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A captain always goes down with his ship.
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Apr 23, 2017 18:36
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Fuckhead filming vertically aside, this is a pretty impressive effort.
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Apr 23, 2017 19:58
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Keg tapping goes horribly wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlF4uLPQX7w&feature=youtu.be
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Apr 23, 2017 22:06
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Ariong posted:Well? Did you fall? No, I was near the bottom of the hill and managed to stay on long enough to slow down. I'm a huge wuss though and it at least scared the crap outta me, if it makes you feel any better.
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Apr 24, 2017 00:37
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Lame
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Apr 24, 2017 04:07
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TheMaskedUgly posted:If I did? No. But I think perception of wealth is relative; Bill is rich enough that the numbers don't mean as much as they do for real people, and self-centered enough to be unhappy with the status loss. To put it simply, would he have chosen things to turn out the way they did, or otherwise? The motherfucker is putting out a podcast tomorrow to continue his show (for $5 a month) and actually wanted to come back to 'end' his show to which Fox News refused. It's not money (anybody would be happy to take their $25 million and vanish), it's all about the power of his position. Which makes it funny because chances are he'll vanish like Glenn Beck and Milo Whateverthefuckhisnameis: deprived of easy access to the rubes, he seeks a news channel of some sort and is quickly forgotten about. The best schaden is remembering in a few months that Bill O'Reilly had the ear of the country that is now confounded by a $5 monthly charge for a podcast.
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Apr 24, 2017 04:56
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Apr 24, 2017 04:59
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WE GOTTA STOP THEM GAY ANIMALS FROM FUCKIN' CAUSE THAT DON'T HAPPEN IN THE US! The schadenfreude is on us, because this guy is second in line to the most powerful position in our country. 
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Apr 24, 2017 07:19
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:WE GOTTA STOP THEM GAY ANIMALS FROM FUCKIN' CAUSE THAT DON'T HAPPEN IN THE US! LINK ME TO THIS ARTICLE YOU gently caress
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Apr 24, 2017 07:36
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Yes they do occur in the states, just no one gives a poo poo because they're zoo animals, they're in cages and enclosures all day, who gives a gently caress how the animals gently caress? Pence pays a suspicious amount of attention to animal fuckin', is what I'm getting at. 
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Apr 24, 2017 07:37
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Welp, apparently I have been bamboozled because this is fake text on a real article listed on reuters. I guess the schadenfreude is on me, for believing what should be a batshit insane story, but on all of us for this seeming plausible. 
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Apr 24, 2017 07:51
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People do get angry at gay penguins, though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo
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Apr 24, 2017 07:53
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Welp, apparently I have been bamboozled because this is fake text on a real article listed on reuters. It's plausible because people really do get angry that animals engage in non-heterosexual sex. Because animals are pure and God ordained, etc. etc. etc. (It's hilarious when they try to defend homophobia by pointing at Genesis, which was very obviously written before we humans learned about parthenogenesis and hermaphroditic species, because when you point out animals that aren't gender-binary they're reduced to the generic PRAISE GAWD crap.)
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Apr 24, 2017 08:10
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Aw man, that's a good jonglin'. If only there was somewhere I could go to see top-notch jongly shenanigans by the masters of the jongler arts.
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Apr 24, 2017 08:15
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Volcott posted:People do get angry at gay penguins, though. I had never heard of this before, but this sentence: quote:".. In 1999 attempted to hatch a rock as if it were an egg. This inspired zoo keepers to give them an egg from another pair of penguins who could not hatch it, resulting in the couple raising a chick that was named Tango."  How on earth could anyone be mad at this.
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Apr 24, 2017 08:20
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We got some kids books in where I work today, and the stories were amazing. One was about a penguin who wanted to fly, but everyone told her it was impossible. Then she slipped on some ice and fell off a cliff. Kiwi flashbacks! The other was about a panda who escaped from an American zoo and befriended a raccoon in an alley. The panda didn't like any of the literal trash the raccoon tried to feed him, so they went to the library and found a book about pandas and stowed away on a flight to China. They learned Tai Chi and visited the Great Wall. Then they went to this panda sanctuary, and they tearfully said goodbye as the raccoon went back to America while the panda found a home filled with bamboo. The sanctuary then put the panda in a crate and sent it back to the same goddamn zoo. Of course the panda re-escaped, found his raccoon buddy, and the raccoon took the panda to a garden center where he ate lucky bamboo out of the dumpster.
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Apr 24, 2017 08:41
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Picnic Princess posted:We got some kids books in where I work today, and the stories were amazing. Do you work in some nihilism for children themed bookstore?
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Apr 24, 2017 09:47
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Picnic Princess posted:We got some kids books in where I work today, and the stories were amazing.  What in the almighty gently caress kind of lesson is that story supposed to be imparting?
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Weatherman posted:
Life sucks, dickhead.
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