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The Penguins let Crosby try to cure his concussion in a spinny chair designed to make people vomit. The Ducks have Corey Perry. The Blues have Brodeur. The Oilers have Katz. Nashville has Ribeiro. The Rangers have Kreider. Nothing off the top of my head for the Capitals and Sens but I'm sure they've got some controversial skeletons in their closet too. In short all NHL teams are dirty assholes and should be disbanded immediately for the good of humanity.
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xzzy posted:Nothing off the top of my head for the Capitals and Sens but I'm sure they've got some controversial skeletons in their closet too. What'd you forget Eugene Melnyk exists? Also Tom Wilson and Oshie are shitheels and so is Ovechkin sometimes. Sorry just revving up the shitposting spin machine.
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How could you forget Melnyk? The man stole someone's organs.
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I still laugh about Furnaceface harboring hatred of the Rangers because some fans acted poorly at a game.
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Matt Zerella posted:I still laugh about Furnaceface harboring hatred of the Rangers because some fans acted poorly at a game. Hating other teams/players for petty reasons is what sports fandom is all about.
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If moral turpitude is a turn off for you professional sports and hockey in particular is probably not gonna work for ya
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Yeah, most of those guys are just dirty players or jerks or whatever. Not a team with an executive murderer like Edmonton.
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Tom Wilson used to be a mean checky-man but now he's a playoff goal scorer who will play with your puppies.
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The Capitals have very attractive players and so deserve your love and adoration.
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Kreider hasn't been evil since everyone flipped their poo poo about Emelin tripping him into Price and then the refs started calling everything against him so he stopped playing as physical.
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what did brodeur ever do except bang his sister in law or something, and be kind of obnoxiously mediocre
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bewbies posted:what did brodeur ever do except bang his sister in law or something, and be kind of obnoxiously mediocre Uh, he worshiped the Devil for like 30 years.
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Bobby Ryan is a Trump-er, and deleted his Twitter when people found out.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Bobby Ryan is a Trump-er, and deleted his Twitter when people found out. We need a You Can Play movement for republican professional athletes.
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Brodeur was kind of a jerk and that's good enough for me
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bunnyofdoom posted:Bobby Ryan is a Trump-er, and deleted his Twitter when people found out. Most NHLers are Republicans since all they care about is more taxes = bad.
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I know the series is over, but gently caress Kadri https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/856310482583470080 Ginette Reno posted:What'd you forget Eugene Melnyk exists? What did Oshie do? I thought his larger thing was just being charmingly emasculated by his wife?
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A Brief history of Capitals playoff exits 86 - Lost to Rangers 91 - Lost to Penguins 92 - Lost to Penguins 94 - Lost to Rangers 95 - Lost to Penguins 96 - Lost to Penguins 00 - Lost to Penguins 01 - Lost to Penguins 09 - Lost to Penguins 12 - Lost to Rangers 13 - Lost to Rangers 15 - Lost to Rangers 16 - Lost to Penguins 17 - ???
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Chad Sexington posted:I know the series is over, but gently caress Kadri Should've got a penalty for taking a dive.
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Ginette Reno posted:Most NHLers are Republicans since all they care about is more taxes = bad. The average Scandinavian guy probably doesn't think "Well racism is a fine trade-off for lower taxes" like Americans though.
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all dishonorable nhl players should be forced to commit seppuku at center ice
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Chad Sexington posted:What did Oshie do? I thought his larger thing was just being charmingly emasculated by his wife? I seem to remember him throwing some dirty hits but I can't recall specific examples so maybe I'm conflating him with Tom Wilson Aphrodite posted:The average Scandinavian guy probably doesn't think "Well racism is a fine trade-off for lower taxes" like Americans though. A good talk with Bill Guerin will set them straight
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Jamwad Hilder posted:all dishonorable nhl players should be forced to commit seppuku at center ice Rip Marchand
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Jamwad Hilder posted:all dishonorable nhl players should be forced to commit seppuku at center ice Is that why Cherry's suit was covered in blood the other day?
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If you look into your heart, you'll realize that Kadri is actually good and not bad.
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iospace posted:Rip Marchand he had his chance, and if he can't learn the error of his ways from one of the noblest hockey players in the world, Patrice Bergeron, then he deserves to stab himself in the belly with a skate blade before Chara decapitates him with a special stick that's sharp and made out of metal. well I guess that's just a sword. Before Chara decapitates him with a sword.
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Twin Cinema posted:If you look into your heart, you'll realize that Kadri is actually good and not bad. wrong
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I don't really care about Kadri and the hit wasn't really worse than a lot of questionable hits but Ovie picking him up and flipping him while on skates owns.
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Kadri is good because trolling Ovechkin is funny and any questionable stuff can be hand waved away by Ovechkin's questionable hits over the years
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:A Brief history of Capitals playoff exits it would not be surprising if they beat the penguins and then the rangers this year so this could be potentially cool for washington? on the other hand they have to play the penguins and maybe the rangers
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:it would not be surprising if they beat the penguins and then the rangers this year so this could be potentially cool for washington? https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/856538882556538881
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I feel like the most crushing option for the Caps would be for them to easily get past the Pens and Rangers, only to lose to the Predators with Filip Forsberg scoring the Cup Winning Goal.
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Kilza posted:I feel like the most crushing option for the Caps would be for them to easily get past the Pens and Rangers, only to lose to the Predators with Filip Forsberg scoring the Cup Winning Goal. I think the most crushing option is probably still losing to the Pens.
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Let's be honest we would all be hiring rapists left and right if we thought it could help our team even little.
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I kinda want to root for the Caps because of Old Tired Sad Teddy Email.
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Kilza posted:I feel like the most crushing option for the Caps would be for them to easily get past the Pens and Rangers, only to lose to the Predators with Filip Forsberg scoring the Cup Winning Goal. Just getting to the ECF would make this post-season a victory. Getting to the SCF and losing is beyond the pale.
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So what you're saying is they're not that great against anyone.
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is there a way I can verify the political leanings of mostly uneducated millionaire professional athletes, this in large part determines what I think of them as people
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My main hope is that any team west of the Mississippi gets eliminated because gently caress game starts after 8pm central.
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