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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
My dad said I'd never amount to anything more than a burrito artist, but I showed him :smug:

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Here is a question I had the other day.

You know how club sandwiches have those little toothpicks that look that look like sabers to hold the sandwich together?

If they were invented before the club sandwich, why were people making tiny plastic swords in the first place?

If they were invented after the club sandwich, why did they decide to start making tiny plastic swords so they could hold their sandwiches together?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
^^^Aren't they like used for skewering olives too? I remember my parents having a metal set for cocktail parties and maybe martinis?

Missed snore chat, but I tend to snore when I sleep on my back. Something about the angle of my neck. I also sometimes wake up choking so maybe I have sleep apnea too.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Here is a question I had the other day.

You know how club sandwiches have those little toothpicks that look that look like sabers to hold the sandwich together?

If they were invented before the club sandwich, why were people making tiny plastic swords in the first place?


Cocktail drinks and hors d'vours

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Cocktail drinks and hors d'vours

that just moves to the second question then

Who looked at a tray of stuffed olives and went "these needs some tiny swords to be really classy"

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Rich white dorks?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

that just moves to the second question then

Who looked at a tray of stuffed olives and went "these needs some tiny swords to be really classy"

Some failson of the british or american aristocracy thought it'd be cool to do at one of his parent's dinner parties and it caught on and turned it into a business.

or reduced to three words:

Bad Moon posted:

Rich white dorks?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Probably the first person who went "I don't want to eat a bunch of olives other people stuck their fingers all over"

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Bad Moon posted:

Rich white dorks?
This is also the answer to "what makes a burrito artisanal?"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Irish Need Imply posted:

This is also the answer to "what makes a burrito artisanal?"

Knife and fork

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

A Man and his dog posted:

Men. I am a man of my word.

I will buy a burrito today and post it.

Do not post in this thread again.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Athanatos posted:

Do not post in this thread again.

RG3 right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



Perfect.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Athanatos posted:

Do not post in this thread again.
He's gonna post again and it's going to be great.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Insert joke about rg3 not understanding the meaning of the word no

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Oberst posted:

Insert joke about rg3 not understanding the meaning of the word no

we need to talk about the rules of consent with him before we talk about inserting things

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
RG3 keep posting I'll protect you

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
It's just about lunchtime fellas...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



weird Asian candy posted:

It's just about lunchtime fellas...

https://twitter.com/andersforssberg/status/856486353722331136

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
lmao

hell same

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Still wild about the Juicero

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







im really in to this fat free sun dried tomato vinaigrette right now

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Hahaha banned from even a chat THREAD Jesus Christ

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

My wife and I sleep on a Full sized matress which is smaller than a queen and it's plenty of room for both of us plus the occasional cat.

This is an artisinal burrito, apparently:





Key factors include black nail polish, being served in a pretentious manner, overwrought photography, being indistinguishable from a normal food, and of course:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Leperflesh posted:

My wife and I sleep on a Full sized matress which is smaller than a queen and it's plenty of room for both of us plus the occasional cat.

This is an artisinal burrito, apparently:





Key factors include black nail polish, being served in a pretentious manner, overwrought photography, being indistinguishable from a normal food, and of course:



I am 98% sure that is from taco bell

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

that burrito looks like it's leaking snot

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Leperflesh posted:

My wife and I sleep on a Full sized matress which is smaller than a queen and it's plenty of room for both of us plus the occasional cat.

This is an artisinal burrito, apparently:





Key factors include black nail polish, being served in a pretentious manner, overwrought photography, being indistinguishable from a normal food, and of course:



yo that burrito looks like poo poo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sushi burritos ftw

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
At least we finally got a drat burrito posted in here.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


those photos are horrible jesus christ

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I love/live to blast my legs at the gym

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Sounds like it was a passionate and romantic relationship

Well obviously it failed for some reason!

I've actually heard there's a decent amount of couples that sleep in separate beds though. Just because they value sleep that much.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

a neat cape fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Apr 24, 2017

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Its got the green sauce so it has a chance of being really good

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

:same:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

a chimichanga is basically a fried burrito right



(not my picture)

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i prefer burrito bowls

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
^ Rubio's has awesome burrito bowls! California Bowl with Mahi Mahi is the poo poo.

There is a local mexican joint that has this piece of art:

Bronco Burrito (Deep Fried):
Steak, bacon, egg, potato, cheese, sour cream, avocado, and cilantro

It is incredible.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Chile Relleno domination

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