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Slugworth posted:She's got a parrot and two lizards. Fish don't count until you get to crazy levels. Assuming she takes care of them, the apartment absolutely shouldn't smell, at least no worse than like, a cat apartment. it doesn't sound like it's totally unsupportable right at this moment but boyfriend is, entirely correctly, worried that she's inherited her mom's crazy hoarder tendencies and trying to head things off before everything he loves has been pissed on by seventeen terminally ill cats with fleas that hate him
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I'd take two hundred lizards over one bird. I'm sorry hiac and tendai, but... birds... are so loving loud
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Pick posted:I'd take two hundred lizards over one bird. *reflexively blurts out, spraying spittle everywhere* FUTURAMA
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Slugworth posted:She's got a parrot and two lizards. Fish don't count until you get to crazy levels. Assuming she takes care of them, the apartment absolutely shouldn't smell, at least no worse than like, a cat apartment. She said herself she's giving some of the animals what she refers to as 'substandard care'. Considering how common it is for OPs to sugar-coat poo poo, I can only assume that 'substandard' mean she's neglecting both them and herself to a criminal degree. The whole apartment probably smells like a bird died inside someone's stomach folds.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:it doesn't sound like it's totally unsupportable right at this moment but boyfriend is, entirely correctly, worried that she's inherited her mom's crazy hoarder tendencies and trying to head things off before everything he loves has been pissed on by seventeen terminally ill cats with fleas that hate him "Your father is an alcoholic and you have a social drink or two every couple weeks. We're done if you don't denounce alcohol forever" Naerasa, yeah, I mean we never know the full story, but that part reads to me as 'The parrot has behavioral issues that I'm not addressing properly', not like 'The parrot lives in squalor'. And she's also open to getting rid of the parrot. Slugworth fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Hey man, I'm a woman and pissing outside is one of my greatest joys! I have a mental map of all my favorite alley peein' spots and make frequent use of them. you gotta squat to piss though. only allows for a straight-down vertical piss. youll never know the sheer pleasure of just winging that thing all around. hosing down trees. watching your piss tumble off of a cliff into the pristine blue waters below. i pissed on a skunk once. a live skunk. it just ran away. now it knows what it feels like. thats the kind of piss im talking about. thats liberty.
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Slugworth posted:"Your father is an alcoholic and you have a social drink or two every couple weeks. We're done if you don't denounce alcohol forever"
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [21 F] with this guy I've known for a while[21 M], rejected him because he's religious, now I'm the bitch. He's such a "nice guy" that when he got rejected he went off on her and then made passive-aggressive posts on Facebook for all their common friends to see. It especially sucks that he basically said that she actually asked him to give up his religion for her, when her post makes it fairly clear that she pretty much didn't want to date that shithead, at all, regardless of what he believed.
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Yeah the humidity alone from fish tanks will keep a nice musty aroma in a basement. Lizards and birds are gross and there's a reason the bird thread in PI is named "an Avocado shrieking for 20-90 years"
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Slugworth posted:That's a fair concern I suppose, but eh, I guess I don't get throwing down ultimatums for problems I think might happen someday maybe. she's adopted some horrible hell parrot that bites and screams and shits everywhere, making them both utterly miserable, and breaks down whenever she thinks of rehoming it because once she has touched an animal she is the only one who can properly give it love ever again. IDK why it took him four years to figure out what her damage was and whether he could live with it but this is the last exit before pissville. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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The friends don't care about setting up a lonely dude who just wants a date. They are panic-raging at the idea that someone might actually not be interested in their religion. The wording that guy used matters too: "This woman wants me to REJECT GOD!" In religious territory this carries much more context than just "This woman doesn't want to date a religious person." He's transformed her socially into a proselytizing atheist monster like the ones they've all heard about in Sunday School. They've been training to socially destroy her since they were four years old and left the church nursery. Religious people are not your friends. They can make a passable impression of friendship, but the more involved they are in their religion, the more thoroughly they've been programmed to hate you as soon as you don't comply.
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I bet the parrot is a sun conure. Small bird, very loud. I love birds, but I can't blame someone for not wanting to live with the screaming and the pooping every day. Birds are a lot of work.
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you can take the lady out of the hoard but you can't take the hoard out of that CRAZY PET LADY DUDE loving RUN
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Pick posted:I'd take two hundred lizards over one bird. I don't blame you. no one blames you. they are SO. LOUD. so bossy.  (I still love them!  and they don't smell when I take good care of them! )
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Pick posted:The reason that men make these unreasonable demands is so that women will leave them and not reveal that they (men) are gay. All men are gay, they're really worried about everyone finding out. But for some reason they've built up this entire structure that prevents them from admitting they all want to suck cock until they die. This is why they like women that look like twinks, because they're secretly hoping there's a cock in there that they can put in all their openings. Maybe more than one. Im slowly realizing this as I get older, honestly. A super feminine dude who looks good in ladies's clothes would be worth a try. I already like tomboys, swole girls and androgynous waifs. I'm still not sold on the whole cock thing, but, eh.
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Pick posted:I'd take two hundred lizards over one bird. Girls like Swarms of stink lizards right?
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I've got a skink kink.
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How much of a pain in the rear end are bearded dragons? I really don't know much about them other than they are reptiles and really, with some reptiles, you just need to feed them once a week and make sure their enclosure is clean.
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Yeah, they have two lizards, a bird, and fish now. She used to bring an unspecified number of animals home from the pet store she worked at. And in my limited experience with animal hoarders they are a mixture of lies and delusions about the state of their home and animals. One of her lizards is such an rear end in a top hat even other lizard people only want him to gently caress their lizards, and these are people who already voluntarily own lizards! That's a bad lizard. She also has a disabled lizard. Can you even imagine? Not to be an rear end in a top hat but there are some things you put an animal down for where you wouldn't a human, and a lizard who can't even enjoy the sole lizard pleasures of scurrying on rocks and pooping in his water bowl probably yearns for the release of death. I don't care about her boyfriend, she has way bigger problems I'm glad she's working on now. I just hope when he leaves she doesn't backslide and replace him with like, fifty fish, five lizards, and a new bird for the hell bird to abuse.
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Lareine posted:How much of a pain in the rear end are bearded dragons? You can mitigate a lot of it with proper warm up and lube
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I can't even remember the best piss I've ever had. They are all mind blowing. I remember the best piss of my life. I had fractured my arm racing motocross when I was 14, doctor didn't feel like it was bad enough to put in a cast and just told me to go easy on it. I had tripped once and braced my fall with that arm, hurt really bad but still didn't go to the doctor to get it re-checked. Another thing happened I don't recall very well that hurt it more as well. The straw that broke the camel's back, I got home from school and sprinted through the house because my bladder was so full my eyes were turning yellow. The bathroom was at the end of the hall and the door looked like it was almost all the way closed but partially ajar. So I ran into it with hurt arm outstretched to push it open, only to find it all the way closed. I broke my arm against the door, yelled in pain and opened it with the other arm. I stood there with my dick in my hand and my broken arm dangling there, more relieved by my piss than I was in pain from my arm. The doctor was very upset with me. Content so this post isn't just about my broken arm piss My [31M] wife [30F] secretly recorded our arguments with her phone: should I feel violated? quote:My wife recorded our arguments about a month ago. She obviously knew the recording was being made, but I did not. He's not wrong, like all the top comments are accusing him of being abusive and that's why she recorded him.
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Nazzadan posted:My [31M] wife [30F] secretly recorded our arguments with her phone: should I feel violated? I can't stand this stuff. Close second is people screenshotting your messenger convos like they're a loving archivist for a living. Recording conversations just because has always been a sign of crazy in my experience.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Im slowly realizing this as I get older, honestly. A super feminine dude who looks good in ladies's clothes would be worth a try. I already like tomboys, swole girls and androgynous waifs. I'm still not sold on the whole cock thing, but, eh. You probably like your cock fine, who's to say you wouldn't like someone else's just as much?
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chernobyl kinsman posted:you gotta squat to piss though. only allows for a straight-down vertical piss. youll never know the sheer pleasure of just winging that thing all around. hosing down trees. watching your piss tumble off of a cliff into the pristine blue waters below. i pissed on a skunk once. a live skunk. it just ran away. now it knows what it feels like. I've seen documentaries that demonstrate otherwise.
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duz posted:I've seen documentaries that demonstrate otherwise. You got Trump's pisstape? :O
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scrubs season six posted:You probably like your cock fine, who's to say you wouldn't like someone else's just as much? Obviously, I'm rather attached to mine!
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Nazzadan posted:My [31M] wife [30F] secretly recorded our arguments with her phone: should I feel violated? The "previously recorded boyfriend in secret to catch him jerking off when he's attempting to be discreet" puts me firmly on Team Husband on this one. There's no way she isn't sharing those videos with others, too.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [21 F] with this guy I've known for a while[21 M], rejected him because he's religious, now I'm the bitch. If someone went through all that effort to poo poo all over me and badmouth me to all my friends just because I turned them down - no matter what the reason - I'd say I would feel pretty loving justified in my decision. If her friends can't respect her decision to not date a petty vindictive creep then they're lovely friends and she's better off without them. elise the great posted:The friends don't care about setting up a lonely dude who just wants a date. They are panic-raging at the idea that someone might actually not be interested in their religion. Also this. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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Dienes posted:The "previously recorded boyfriend in secret to catch him jerking off when he's attempting to be discreet" puts me firmly on Team Husband on this one. In this case, the husband is probably right. However, the boyfriend in Me [29 M] found out my girlfriend [26 F] of 4 years, Is cheating and refuses to stop or leave my house. from a few pages back should probably be recording his arguments with his cheating girlfriend.
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Squatter's rights are a hell of a thing.
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Dienes posted:The "previously recorded boyfriend in secret to catch him jerking off when he's attempting to be discreet" puts me firmly on Team Husband on this one. There was nothing wrong with Nixon recording himself, in fact that's why we were able to make a firm and just decision as a nation. Just because Nixon did something, doesn't make it wrong, and it certainly doesn't make you crazy. Nixon was many things, but crazy he was not. Frankly, the knee-jerk reaction to Nixon, and everything that Nixon did, just goes to show that people don't really understand with the Watergate scandal was about anymore.
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My [31M] wife [30F] secretly recorded our arguments with her phone: should I feel violated? Congratulations you're married to a stranger
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Pick posted:There was nothing wrong with Nixon recording himself, in fact that's why we were able to make a firm and just decision as a nation. Just because Nixon did something, doesn't make it wrong, and it certainly doesn't make you crazy. Nixon was many things, but crazy he was not. Frankly, the knee-jerk reaction to Nixon, and everything that Nixon did, just goes to show that people don't really understand with the Watergate scandal was about anymore. There's a whole genre of Republican apologia porn
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Pick posted:There was nothing wrong with Nixon recording himself, in fact that's why we were able to make a firm and just decision as a nation. Just because Nixon did something, doesn't make it wrong, and it certainly doesn't make you crazy. Nixon was many things, but crazy he was not. Frankly, the knee-jerk reaction to Nixon, and everything that Nixon did, just goes to show that people don't really understand with the Watergate scandal was about anymore. Is this from the comments?
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My [31M] wife [104M] has secretly been Richard Nixon in a wig all along. How to cope now that I know?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My [31M] wife [104M] has secretly been Richard Nixon all along. How to cope now that I know? 
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I was really excited when I found that searching "Tricky Dick" gets a ton of r/relationships results, but it turns out it's just bad at phrase matching. Do I [20s M] need to tell my half Vietnamese girlfriend [20s F] that my father was a Vietnam war veteran? quote:So she's not really my girlfriend yet but I've been seeing this girl for about a month and so far nothing is too serious. I do really like her though and I hope to take our relationship a step further soon. Before I do, do I need to tell her about my dad being in the Vietnam war? I personally am 100% against war and I feel disgusted to think about what my father was a part of. I'm torn. On one hand, I would like to just pretend it never happened and not tell her. My father has passed away (from complications of the war) in the last few years so there's no chance that they will ever meet and we don't talk about it much in my family. On the other, I think it's the right thing to do, though it may end or slow down our relationship. We never have talked in depth about our parents and I'm not sure if or when I should tell her? A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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