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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Blood in, blood out

https://twitter.com/TAGlobe/status/856576127636320259

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Rams held strong. I like it.

I would've loved giving a future 2 for Johnson but there's a crazy amount of talent at serious spots of need for Miami

So of course we traded a 3/4 last year to draft a receiver who barely sees the field behind a bunch of guys.

I think Parker might be gone by end of the year. Such a freak athlete and receiver but he can't stay on the field

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The only more ironic team he could sign with would probably be the FatherOfTheYears

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/856592304693547012

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
What are Louisiana's child abuse laws like?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

AsInHowe posted:

What are Louisiana's child abuse laws like?

It's Louisiana, probably non-existent.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







AsInHowe posted:

What are Louisiana's child abuse laws like?

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

hahahahahahaha

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

I gotta re-watch this

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/856488193646092289

remember polian is likely going into the hall of fame for A) lucking into peyton B) being buddies with everyone else in the good ol' boys network

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Remember Polian is completely demented at this point.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Guess that explains why so many of his teams lost super bowls then

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







hey polian remember when you drafted a blink drunk QB in the first round

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Was it here or a twitter conversation where someone pointed out that Warren Sapp failed it for weed and cocaine at the combine.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Remember a year ago when rumors were swirling that the Pegulas wanted to bring Polian in for another run in the front office.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

fsif posted:

Remember a year ago when rumors were swirling that the Pegulas wanted to bring Polian in for another run in the front office.

Still probably be an improvement

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/856488193646092289

remember polian is likely going into the hall of fame for A) lucking into peyton B) being buddies with everyone else in the good ol' boys network

HermEdwardsDisbelief.jpg

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/856488193646092289

remember polian is likely going into the hall of fame for A) lucking into peyton B) being buddies with everyone else in the good ol' boys network

My father in law won't listen to the fact that Bill Polian does not deserve to be listened to and this might finally be the thing that gets him onboard. It's amazingly stupid.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/856488193646092289

remember polian is likely going into the hall of fame for A) lucking into peyton B) being buddies with everyone else in the good ol' boys network

i have some sympathy for the idea that if you can't manage to avoid testing positive for a test you know is coming a year in advance that doesn't say great things but boy howdy this is silly

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

evilweasel posted:

i have some sympathy for the idea that if you can't manage to avoid testing positive for a test you know is coming a year in advance that doesn't say great things but boy howdy this is silly

Yeah, I mean pissing hot is definitely not a good thing but this is some real dumb hot takery

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Kalli posted:

Was it here or a twitter conversation where someone pointed out that Warren Sapp failed it for weed and cocaine at the combine.

Failing for cocaine is the ultimate "You're still going to draft me high" move possible. Like, you have to intend to fail that drug test because its out of your system in 12 to 24 hours tops.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Reminder that Justin Houston had 22 sacks in one season.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

swickles posted:

Failing for cocaine is the ultimate "You're still going to draft me high" move possible. Like, you have to intend to fail that drug test because its out of your system in 12 to 24 hours tops.

Had a guy in my unit piss hot for coke at pre mob. "Someone slipped it into my drink" suuuuure.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Jabrill Peppers drinking a lot of water for cramps and Jabrill Peppers being a tremendous pothead are two statements that can coexist.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

Reminder that Justin Houston had 22 sacks in one season.

Yeah but he got to play Philip Rivers twice

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Flikken posted:

Had a guy in my unit piss hot for coke at pre mob. "Someone slipped it into my drink" suuuuure.

The mob does testing before making somebody made? drat times have changed

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Interesting little stat, why do you think this is? Pass happy league? More fearsome pass rushers? poo poo oline play?

https://twitter.com/Cole_Kev/status/856643388204089345

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

warcrimes posted:

Still probably be an improvement

The Bills are a complete mess with real strange infighting going on and Polian does deserve credit for his earlier stuff but nah. I'll dig up the Polian reaction to the Osweiler trade if you need proof, the guy just isn't there anymore.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

swickles posted:

Failing for cocaine is the ultimate "You're still going to draft me high" move possible. Like, you have to intend to fail that drug test because its out of your system in 12 to 24 hours tops.

72-96 hours if taken with alcohol though. Had a client during intern days piss for it after 3 nights in jail so I know he wasnt lying

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Amy Pole Her posted:

72-96 hours if taken with alcohol though. Had a client during intern days piss for it after 3 nights in jail so I know he wasnt lying

Guy must have had a lovely CYP3A4 system.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Aaron Hernandez was busted smoking and he was an amazing player, A+, would draft again!!!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Aaron Hernandez will make an excellent officer in the Skeleton Army.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Gonz posted:

Aaron Hernandez will make an excellent officer in the Skeleton Army.

Bring back Mutant League football tia.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
lol, it's been a bad week for the Pats

http://deadspin.com/this-is-the-story-about-robert-krafts-casino-holdings-t-1794594130

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Perusing the Stub Hub events and tickets for Raiders at Chargers are going for $4,900.

A small price to pay to get stabbed I say.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
$4900 for which half of the stadium? :v:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

A luxury seat in the Chargers section, more than likely purchased by Stan Kroenke where he can watch and masturbate.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

Perusing the Stub Hub events and tickets for Raiders at Chargers are going for $4,900.

A small price to pay to get stabbed I say.

loving lol

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

Perusing the Stub Hub events and tickets for Raiders at Chargers are going for $4,900.

A small price to pay to get stabbed I say.

Yeah but 20 dollars off if you use code VISACHECKOUT20!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

The Bills are a complete mess with real strange infighting going on and Polian does deserve credit for his earlier stuff but nah. I'll dig up the Polian reaction to the Osweiler trade if you need proof, the guy just isn't there anymore.

Yeah I'd still rather have Doug Whaley.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


weird Asian candy posted:

Interesting little stat, why do you think this is? Pass happy league? More fearsome pass rushers? poo poo oline play?

https://twitter.com/Cole_Kev/status/856643388204089345

I remember in the mid 90s when the Packers never ran the shotgun.

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