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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Many people can't move and are bed bound on their back and or can't control their bowels what you think the poop fairies take it away my goodness

Look, it's well known in the movies that hostages never piss and poo poo up their windowless, toiletless jail cells for their weeks and months of captivity, so why wouldn't old people be the same?

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

I read it, it was pretty metal. Went to bed after that was too tired to reply.

Now I'm gonna go watch that poo poo. And listen to some Russian Viking Metal.

it took me a while to find it, hmu on steam if you need help

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Jesus gently caress. They're called bedpans.

And I refuse to own one before I turn 70 and senile. I will claw my way onto the shitter no matter how bad the back pain.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Jesus gently caress. They're called bedpans.

And I refuse to own one before I turn 70 and senile. I will claw my way onto the shitter no matter how bad the back pain.

The day that I can no longer comfortably poo poo unattended is the day I kill myself

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Pesticide20 posted:

The day that I can no longer comfortably poo poo unattended is the day I kill myself

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

it took me a while to find it, hmu on steam if you need help

Alright dude thanks.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xr4zdCnAM

2. where's that illustration of a guy planking by holding limbs against the walls of a gas station bathroom while making GBS threads while suspended three feet above the ground

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I figured they shat on their buttcheeks a bit getting it into the bedpan. Then a nurse with an expensive education got paid to wipe it off.

Usually a nurses assistant or "care partner" does the rear end wiping. Not that nurses don't wipe asses but in well run hospitals they don't have too as often.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
shim who should be may idiot king?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
In other words: me.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I have appreciated shim as ik and support reelection

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

TBeats posted:

I have appreciated shim as ik and support reelection

Same

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Make me the shame cube thread jailer. I'll put everybody sentenced there to the rack.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So whos going to stab shim in the back when he declares himself emperor like Cesar

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
these aren't even funny posts about poo poo, which is hard to do because poop is usually pretty funny. these are boring posts where some weird fucker talks about bed pans and old people.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I had one slip up trying to get the CE thread off of the united airlines thing and I own that, I was wrong. :(

But I'd like to stay your IK, GiP. I'll start really turning the screws on Bronies, Anime, and "Battle Buddies" like you wouldn't believe. The yuuugest probation reasons, with the best probations I can put in our wonderful mod queue.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:negative:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Zeris posted:

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I accidentally edited your post in the other thread when I meant to post a 9/11 conspiracy. I will try not to do dabs and Zionism talk at the same time.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

TBeats posted:

I have appreciated shim as ik and support reelection

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
:)

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Holy poo poo, Filipino food owns.

tyler fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Apr 24, 2017

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i say let's go turkey on this bitch and make Shim our personal Erdogan

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i say let's go turkey on this bitch and make Shim our personal Erdogan

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





orange juche posted:

So whos going to stab shim in the back when he declares himself emperor like Cesar

i have a history of coups

unfortunately i also have that whole thing of mercing most of gip, but i wouldn't be a good tyrant without a bit of brutal oppression

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Two Finger posted:

i have a history of coups

unfortunately i also have that whole thing of mercing most of gip, but i wouldn't be a good tyrant without a bit of brutal oppression

I got a pretty good chuckle out of your rampage, and felt honored to be included in it.

Shim for IK, forever.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

TBeats posted:

I have appreciated shim as ik and support reelection

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

TBeats posted:

I have appreciated shim as ik and support reelection

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:same:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i say let's go turkey on this bitch and make Shim our personal Erdogan

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Make me the shame cube thread jailer. I'll put everybody sentenced there to the rack.

only if you make the thread visible to you and me.

i will teach you in the ways of animes and no one will hear you scream.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Lol do that

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB for IK of the Hellthread

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
make all 4 of them mods so they can all complain about how hard the job is

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Make just me the mod, I'm taking off to sea for 9 months so everyone can run amok until I get satellite signal again and lay down hell's righteous fury

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I support Shim for IK

He's the only one crazy enough for the job.

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