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Cotton takes the rap for Bobby burning down a church. If that's not a good grampa I don't know what is.
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Cotton takes the rap for Bobby burning down a church. If that's not a good grampa I don't know what is. And for being the man with the terrible smell.
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Apr 24, 2017 22:54
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Gotta find Mr Terry Jerry, gut him up good.
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Apr 24, 2017 22:55
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Cotton is by far the most entertaining character but also the most consistently toxic human being At least Bill is harmless most of the time
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Apr 24, 2017 22:59
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revolther posted:Cotton is absolutely the best. He killed fiddy men! Also, don't forget the sharks. He beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!
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Apr 24, 2017 22:59
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I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:02
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Bob James posted:I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees. Ah, that's right. He only fed Fatty to the sharks. I am greatly ashamed at my erroneous post.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:14
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Aesop Poprock posted:Cotton is by far the most entertaining character but also the most consistently toxic human being Actually I take this back Buck Strickland is the most toxic. Cotton loves Bobby and Good Hank at least
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Apr 24, 2017 23:18
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Aesop Poprock posted:Actually I take this back Buck Strickland is the most toxic. Cotton loves Bobby and Good Hank at least I'm sure I've posted this line before but "I'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels" is so good.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:20
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Rad Thibideyoxex. The trick to mispronouncing it the way Rad did, is to say it as though it had 's added to it. Thibodeaux's. It makes it sound like a sort of whistle.
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Apr 25, 2017 00:02
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Bombadilillo posted:Sometimes he gets lumped in with Peggy or Bill on the bad lists. "I won't take another bath with that baby. It's humiliating!"
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Apr 25, 2017 00:04
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I am that child's nephew
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Apr 25, 2017 00:07
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Aesop Poprock posted:Actually I take this back Buck Strickland is the most toxic. Cotton loves Bobby and Good Hank at least I like how Cotton likes Bobby seemingly only because he annoys Hank.
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Apr 25, 2017 01:02
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Cotton genuinely loves Bobby. Dale was most annoying in the episode where Hank goes to anger management. It was the peak of him being annoying though.
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Apr 25, 2017 01:18
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Gaunab posted:Cotton genuinely loves Bobby. I feel like the essential conflict with Cotton is neither he nor Hank (badhank) can admit Cotton hosed him up. Bobby has none of Hank's neurosis.
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Apr 25, 2017 01:21
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...and the pitch! posted:If you call him that people are going to think I'm bad Hank Well you burnt my burger, didn't you, BH
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Apr 25, 2017 02:07
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I'm having an infarction!
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Apr 25, 2017 02:54
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Yeah, lives in another city, another woman. Name's Roy....or Ray or something like that. After sixteen years, I'm too embarrassed to ask.
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Apr 25, 2017 03:21
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Bombadilillo posted:"We'll see who can't drive his grandson at night, without glasses or a license, and with a mop to press the pedals." Literally no goon has ever said Cotton doesn't own.
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Apr 25, 2017 03:21
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FuhrerHat posted:thatherton Thatherton  I love it when Bobby, with his mouth full, goes "Thatherton!" angrily like Hank.
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Apr 25, 2017 03:28
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The Archaic posted:Thatherton
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Apr 25, 2017 03:27
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haljordan posted:Ah, that's right. He only fed Fatty to the sharks. I am greatly ashamed at my erroneous post. You weren't too far off. He saved a piece of Fatty to beat the Japanese to death.
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Apr 25, 2017 03:33
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Overwined posted:I like how Cotton likes Bobby seemingly only because he annoys Hank. Cotton loves Bobby because he's his own man, unlike Hank, who's constantly seeking somebody else to emulate. Bobby is comfortable with just being Bobby, in the same way Louie Anderson isn't suicidal. Hank will never be satisfied with just being Hank. You know, inna final analysis.
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Apr 25, 2017 07:16
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Bobby doesn't need sissy lenses for his eyes
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Apr 25, 2017 08:07
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Bobby is a bad person. He needs a few of Hank's neurosis to balance out how selfish and cruel he is beneath that doughy facade.
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Apr 25, 2017 12:11
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bobby hill is thirteen
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Apr 25, 2017 12:16
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Bobby is a lazy little poo poo, especially in some early episodes. However, this all pays off when we get the military academy episode where Cotton tries and fails to break him. Although Cotton in generally a terrible person, he's a fantastic character. And he even does admit to Hank that he screwed up as a father. And also he has one if the best death scenes of any character on Tv. He died just to spite Hanks Wife.
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Apr 25, 2017 13:46
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The White Dragon posted:bobby hill is thirteen Another strike against him.
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Apr 25, 2017 14:31
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I resent that the happy-go-lucky excitable weirdo Bobby is such a ladies man.
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Apr 25, 2017 14:35
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ExplodingSims posted:Bobby is a lazy little poo poo, especially in some early episodes. However, this all pays off when we get the military academy episode where Cotton tries and fails to break him. He admits it in a "maybe I messed up boy. But that doesn't make you not terrible bh" kind of way.
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Apr 25, 2017 14:51
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haljordan posted:Yeah, lives in another city, another woman. Name's Roy....or Ray or something like that. After sixteen years, I'm too embarrassed to ask. one of my favorite things they ever did is that even after he introduces himself as Jody Strickland, owner of Strickland Propane in Gatlinburg, TN, Buck still insists on calling his bastard son Ray Roy
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Apr 25, 2017 20:44
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I think the Cotton/Hank/Bobby dynamic is summed up pretty well by Cotton himself. "Hell, if it's a contest on who's the better daddy, you win. I mean, you made Bobby. All I made was you." That really seems to be the one redeeming factor that Cotton finds in Hank, that he could come to raise a grandson for him that he could love as much as he does Bobby. He's pretty much the only person or thing on earth he doesn't have some sort of hatred or contempt for.
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Apr 25, 2017 21:05
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Does good hank ever pop up in the show after cotton dies?
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Apr 25, 2017 23:26
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Does good hank ever pop up in the show after cotton dies? They werent even in the death episode
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Apr 25, 2017 23:29
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Does good hank ever pop up in the show after cotton dies? Deedee shows up once, without GH and makes no mention of him.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:31
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This show does a lot of reset to normal like you do in a sitcom. Only without the reset part. See Bill finding love and then its just never spoken of again. Or also Bill cutting hair in the secret army arcade. Or Lucky spending an episode in a hospital because he canonically gets injured and sues for a job. Then a few episodes later the plot is them trying to get him to a hospital.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:37
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Peggy: Do you know what that principal said when I asked for more basketballs for the girls? He said that the money was earmarked to put holograms on tickets to the football games. Hank: Holograms prevent ticket fraud, Peggy. There's a lot of sick people out there.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:56
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Bombadilillo posted:This show does a lot of reset to normal like you do in a sitcom. Pee pee money is not an employment history!!
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Apr 25, 2017 23:56
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Although. Arguing against myself. I'm pretty sure there's good continuity with Luckys money. He starts saying he got 52000 and wont have to work a day in his life. Later he has less and less I know 15000 was in there. And then he needs money for the wedding.
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when ur bae says wat are u talking about
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